watch me be annoying

Tony Stark is the type of person who would meticulously research corny dad jokes on the internet just so he can recite them to Peter during Superhero Outings and embarrass him.

I think the reason Vilde has been acting really annoying this season and last season compared to 1 and 2 is because it’s from Isak and Sana’s eyes and they probably find her the most extra when compared to Eva and Noora. We spent a lot of time taking perspectives into consideration when we discussed Jonas or Noora throughout the seasons, and I think this is the same kind of situation with Vilde. In season 1, we were seeing her for the first time so she was a bit in our faces but we quickly warm up to her and love her like Eva. In season 2, we see through Noora’s perceptive eyes that she has an eating problem and needs help and we feel bad for her with the William situation because Noora feels guilty. And season 3, we see her as this rumor spreading little lady who only cares about kosegruppa and her buns, and we also see her as Magnus’s target of attraction. Eventually Isak warms up to her as well, but its at the very very end. It’s been very interesting to see Vilde through Sana’s eyes because shes been all MagnusMagnusMagnus so far. Whether she’s overcompensating for her hidden feelings for girls, or that this is the first proper boyfriend shes had and she wants to talk about him all the time, or she literally just loves sex and wants to talk about it, one thing we know for sure because of how we ourselves are feeling about her: Sana is finding her hella annoying.

someday i’d like to break into jj abram’s house and beat him over the head with a box. then when he asks me who i am and why i’m doing this, i’ll tell him it’s a fucking mystery and then beat him over the head again for the next two years or so

Watch Me Babygirl [pt.8]

Summary: Jungkook is your brother’s annoying best friend. You can’t stand him but he just can’t resist teasing you. How far will he actually go?

Warnings: slight language

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Jungkook huffed, annoyed. He’d spent the last two hours with you, sitting in a blanket fort in his basement watching dumb movies.

“When you said you wanted talk to me about stuff, I thought you meant verbally,” he grumbled, pulling you closer to him.

You nuzzled the back of your head against his chest and sighed.

“I did and I will…” you replied.

To be honest, you were simply nervous about talking to him about what you had in mind. Ever since Taehyung had come clean about him and your brother, you’d been thinking that maybe, just maybe, you should come clean to Jimin about you and Jungkook. Another part of you reasoned that it wasn’t the right time now and that it would never be the right time.

You felt Jungkook sigh deeply, his breath breath blowing your hair ever so slightly.

Taking in a deep breath of your own and releasing it, you plucked up the courage to talk to Jungkook about coming clean.

“I wasn’t guilty about sneaking around at first…” you paused, taking a shaky breath. “But then Taehyung told me about him and Jimin and I suddenly felt like, I don’t know, maybe we should tell Jimin about us.

“Another part of me is still not ready to tell Jimin. I just- I just don’t know what to do Jungkook. I really want to be with you. You mean a lot to me.”

Jungkook nodded, his chin hitting the top of your head lightly.

“Well…” he began slowly. “What if we pretended like we were slowly becoming friends? Like, I stop giving you grief in public and you stop throwing sassy comments my way in return. We look like we’re becoming friends, like we’re changing for each other because we like each other- which isn’t far from the truth to be honest- and warm him up to the idea.”

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teach your girl to say no, to spit no like fire, to never apologize for it. her spine: NO. her fists: NO. her teeth all NO together.

but first and more importantly, teach your boy to see no, hear no, understand no before it’s spelled out for him. have him take “no” easily, not as an excuse to keep trying.

have him feel “no” like a change in the air so that he can infer it without so much as a word. don’t settle for no as just as the dictionary definition, show him no in body language, in “i’d rather not,” in “yes, but i’m drunk.”

teach him that “no” is not “convince me,” teach him to accept it gently, without violence, without feeling that he’s having something “denied” to him. “no” is not “take it from my fingers.” no is a shrug, is “i’m not sure,” no is a look, a scared smile, a terrified giggle. No is in the pocket of her clothes, no matter what they look like.

have him assume “no,” not “yes, unless otherwise stated.” girls are not swings on the playground, he cannot be upset when they don’t “share” themselves with him. there is no sharing, she is not an object. of a girl he sees on the street who doesn’t give him her number or react well to what he calls her: teach him she is not taking from him what is due, she is not denying him, she has never and will never belong to him. she will be his only after explicit and repeated consent and only by that alone. 

do me a favor

teach him no.

—  A GIRL NOT SAYING “NO” IS NOT A GIRL SAYING “YES” // r.i.d
psa

ok but fuck people who say that kids are dumb or active because thats “how they are”. this 4 year old kid was jumping around and screaming and his parent just yelled at him, when they were done with yelling, i went up to the kid and asked him whats wrong. he calmly said no one wants to play with him so hes lonely. LIKE THE FUCK OK ofc your kid is yelling, he wants some fucking attention. he had a power rangers dino force action figure and i offered to play with him and we ended up on the couch watching various power rangers episodes on my phone. at one point he hugged me and said “will you stay here forever” and my heart just fucking broke because obvs this kid doesnt get enough attention from his parents. i didnt have the heart to tell him that this may be the last time i see him, so i said ill try to be there as often as i can. and we just calmly watched power rangers dino force, jungle fury and this kid is smart and responsive and his fav ranger is the red one. and he cried when i fucking left and for crying he got yelled at again. and when we were alone, his dad asked “howd you get him to keep quiet??” i just smiled and said “he likes power rangers and i do too” while in my mind i fucking want him to know that his son is attention deprived and if you actually treat his feelings fucking right, hes smart and funny and loving and open minded and HIS FAVORITE RANGER IS THE RED RANGER. GIVE YOUR CHILDREN SOME FUCKING ATTENTION ASSHOLE.

anonymous asked:

What if, in your vampire au, Ardyn meets Alucard from the Hellsing Abridged? This would probably end in a total mess, right before the eyes of Ravus and Victoria, don't you think? - Barbecue anon

I mean…

You’re trying to tell me that Ardyn and Abridged!Alucard aren’t the same character???

BTS Mafia Reaction: Regaining their fiancee’s trust after she ran away

||| Anon asked: Pls write more bts/exo mafia!! Possibility a continuation like regaining ur trust after making you go back with them. |||

EXO


A/N1: After I wrote this I realized that some of the reactions are more like what they do when they get you back, rather than regaining your trust. Oh well… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Jin/Kim Seokjin

Originally posted by jjilljj

He acted normal as if nothing happened but sometimes even more sweet than usual.

“Let’s not make this awkward and just be as before.”


Park Jimin

Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo

As promised he locked you up in the house and didn’t talk to you in over a month. When he finally came back, you didn’t want to admit it but felt happy seeing him.

“I hope you learned your lesson and will behave now.”


V/Kim Taehyung

Originally posted by donewithjeon

He never even mentioned your escape as he decided that it was only a vacation.

“Jagi, you should have known better than not to invite me.”


Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon

Originally posted by rm-olderfan

He was pissed and didn’t let you out of his sight and you were allowed to leave the house only with him.

“Your escape cost me a big deal, so now I will have to watch you, so you don’t cause me more trouble.”


Suga/Min Yoongi

Originally posted by nnochu

He was annoyed and whenever you two talked he gave you a big moral beforehand. Not taking any more chances he even hired a few bodyguards to be with you at all times.

“I hope you will be smart enough not to do it for a third time.”


J-Hope/Jung Hoseok

Originally posted by hoseokb

He mostly laughed it all off and just reminded you from time to time what a stupid idea it was to try to run away. He wasn’t angry but he became more possessive and wanted you to be with him throughout the whole day.

“I’m glad our serious talk back then put some sense into you.”


Jeon Jungkook

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

He made you quit your job and took a break himself just so you two could work this out. You didn’t feel like talking to him but he was persistent and determined to change your mind about his work.

“You know we are engaged right? So you better realize soon that we’ll be living together for the rest of our lives and start talking.”


Reaction when their fiancee runs away -> BTS, EXO, Monsta X

A/N2: Feel free to request more scenarios, reactions etc. I keep up with a lot of groups. Both male and female!! 😉

Why I loved Split and hate people who are easily triggered

Look, I know I’m gonna get a whole bunch of hate for this..but quite frankly, I don’t give a shit. I LOVED the movie Split. I am a person who aspires to become a psychiatrist when I get older..and this movie, while I do know that it does not represent ALL who are diagnosed with the disorder DID, it made me even MORE interested in the topic. Things like DID are what MADE ME become interested in psychology. It made me become interested in how the human mind works and what a mystery it truly can be at times.
I want to HELP people like this, I want to help them get through their tough times. I want to understand them, get to know them.
***This post has spoilers to Split..so for those of you who DO want to see it and care about spoilers..do not proceed past this point.***
Now, to me, this was barely a horror film. If anything it was a thriller. I found my heart pounding during scenes where one of the girls would attempt to escape. The ONLY time I felt horrified was when Casey’s uncle started with that ‘come be an animal with me’ bullshit. It was disgusting. It made me physically sick to my stomach and it disturbed me on so many levels. As a matter of fact, it haunts me to this day, that one scene had more of a horrific impact on me than ANY OTHER part of the movie.
Then it briefly delves into Kevin’s backstory, and it explains so much that the descriptions and trailers that you boycotters have been reading and watching doesn’t. When he was younger, his mother would punish him in awful, mentally scarring ways when he stepped out of line, hence the 'Dennis’ personality. His other personalities weren’t evil..they were normal people. Like Barry, for example, he loved fashion, designing clothes is his passion. Another one seems to be a scholar. Jade is a woman, very sassy, but seems to be that person you would always want as a friend. It made me sympathize with him. Made me love his character even more. I was not scared of him, I did not view him as the bad guy. Neither did my friend who went with us to see this movie. And before you claim that I did not see him this way due to my love of psychology, my friend who also did not see him this way isn’t interested in the human mind. She isn’t interested in becoming a psychiatrist like I am. We both viewed the uncle as the most villainous character, believe it or not. We felt awful for Casey having to go through that at such a young age. NO ONE should have to suffer such a trauma. What’s worse is that she was stuck with him after her dad died..and I have the sneaking suspicion that he found out what his brother had been doing and THAT had caused him to have the heart attack.
Kevin’s disorder did NOT give him superpowers. He was born with them. This movie takes place in the same realm of 'Unbreakable.’ A superhero movie. Kevin merely buried these powers deep down.
In the end, we (my family and I) loved Kevin. We loved his character and we felt bad for him. We were upset about what he had went through. We felt bad for Casey as well. This was an emotional roller coater for me..and I loved every bit of the ride.
People who have not seen the movie, please stop. There is more to Kevin’s character than the two evil personalities, he is an amazing character whom I love dearly.
Thank you for reading! Xoxo
-Harleen

Watch Me Babygirl [ pt.6 ]

Summary: Jungkook is your brother’s annoying best friend. You can’t stand him but he just can’t resist teasing you. How far will he actually go?

Warnings: slight language and smut (pretty vanilla smut tbh)

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“Switch partners.”

You sighed, placing your hands on the kitchen counter. Jimin had been pestering you for the last hour about being assigned to a project with Jungkook.

“For the last time Jimin, I can’t. The teacher won’t let us,” you replied calmly.

It was half true you supposed. The teacher had paired you and Jungkook up because the two of you sat by each other but it was a total lie that she wouldn’t let you switch partners.

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I friggen love this scene lakdshf.

Bathroom Makeover?

in 6.1 this is what the bathroom in the Turner’s flat looked like:

However in 6.5 it looked like this:

I can understand a mirror being changed but not the tiles!

(It’s probably just as well the Turners are moving!)