watch it guys what are you still waiting

Hamilton: Every Song Summarized
  • Alexander Hamilton: It's ye home boi Alex
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: Two college men walk into a bar with three drunkards, and-
  • My Shot: Do you ever just want to overthrow a government (Featuring Alexander having an existential crisis)
  • The Story Of Tonight: Painful foreshadowing coming from Laurens
  • The Schuyler Sisters: its ye home gals angellica eliza AND PEGGY
  • Farmers Refuted: It's Time For Alexander's Opinion
  • You'll Be Back: I cannot fucking believe King George III is a yandere
  • Right Hand Man: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline
  • A Winters Ball: RELIABLE WITH THE *LADIES*
  • Helpless: Ye gal Eliza falls for ye boi Alex
  • Satisfied: Angelica has emotional issues and I want to help her
  • The Story Of Tonight Reprise: SPIT A VERSE, BURR
  • Wait For It: Burr spits a verse (Sort of)
  • Stay Alive: Charles Lee shows up and Laurens is like "We should shoot that guy"
  • Ten Duel Commandments: Laurens shoots that guy
  • Meet Me Inside: Alexander gets grounded
  • That Would Be Enough: HEARTBREAK.
  • Guns and Ships: L A F A Y E T T E
  • History Has It's Eyes On You: Don't fuck up because history is always watching
  • Yorktown: Alexander and Lafayette overthrow a government
  • What Comes Next?: King George is still a yandere but now he's a Bitter Yandere
  • Dear Theodosia: THE DAD SONG
  • Non-Stop: Burr wonders why and how Alexander does things
  • What'd I Miss: Jeffy boi is done getting high in France and now he's back to get high in America
  • Cabinet Battle #1: Political debate turns into a rap battle
  • Take A Break: Alexander says "No" 500000 times
  • Say No To This: Alexander forgets how to say "No" 500000 times
  • The Room Where It Happens: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline again
  • Schuyler Defeated: Alexander throws away Burr's friendship bracelet
  • Cabinet Battle #2: you must be out oF YOUR GODDAMN MIND-
  • Washington On Your Side: MOTHERFUCKING SOUTHERN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
  • One Last Time: Washington is resigning and Alexander has abandonment issues
  • I Know Him: JESUS CHRIST THIS WILL BE FUN!!!~
  • The Adams Administration: Hamilton fucking obliterates John Adams
  • We Know: Jefferson, Burr, and Madison become the TMZ of the 1700-1800s
  • Hurricane: Alexander decides to #expose himself
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: Alexander probably regrets deciding to #expose himself
  • Burn: ELIZA DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS
  • Blow Us All Away: Alexander encourages his son to get in a gun fight and is shocked when he gets shot
  • Stay Alive Reprise: CRUSHING DEPRESSION
  • It's Quiet Uptown: EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION
  • The Election of 1800: Jefferson is tired of drama and he just wants politics
  • Your Obedient Servant: "Fucking fight me, Alex." ~Burr
  • Best of Wives and Best of Women: WOW EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION
  • The World Was Wide Enough: "Talk shit get hit." ~Burr
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: I'M CRYING OVER A FOUNDING FATHER.
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pairing: kim seokjin x reader
genre/warnings: smut, dirty talk, dom! Jin 
words: 7,520
summary: you’ve been lusting after your brother’s best friend for a while now, ever since you met him at a house party, flirting it up a storm as you failed to realise who the other was. That was months ago now and things are still awkward, but you can’t ignore the sexual tension that’s simmers between the two of you…and it keeps getting worse…

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a/n: if you squint, you can see the beginnings of a plot haha!

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star-anise  asked:

I challenge you to retell any piece of Jack or Bitty's college years as a series of in-universe RPF callout posts

**whispers** dammit this is clever and I’ve never done a real callout post so let’s see how this goes

*clears throat, we’re now in the land of my UBER SUCESSFUL in-universe rpf blog. My character will be one of an ex-Pimms shipper who’s been jaded by the discourse surrounding Jack’s OD.* 

Here’s a brief coverage of Fall Semester of Year Two: 

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How My Heart Reads Divide...

Decided to put all of my Ed Sheeran Divide feels/vibes/reviews in one post:

1)  Eraser is a song that left me openmouthed and a little emotionally confused. The lyrical sharpness was like glass and I felt like I kind of understood why Ed took a year off. It is white noise on edge anger simmering below the surface of a whiskey glass or behind a thin curtain of some other deadly vice that helps to numb the price of fame. It’s saying I’m fine but really rocking backwards and forwards within yourself on the floor in a mess of self doubt and regret and just…It’s raw honesty and pride and pretty lies that are more palatable than the harsh truths he delivers within the guise of a steely F64 stream of consciousness ‘what the hell am I doing’It’s heads in hands and excess and the reality of dreams that were born from records and roadtrips and wondering how on earth you ended up here. It’s a little jaded but it’s also a red flag, the moments in life when your brain is steadily inching towards danger but is perhaps able to prevent itself from falling at the last second. It’s realising that perfection is not attainable and that everyone has scars but it’s also about learning to dance with the skeletons in your closet and beating a path for yourself no matter what.

2) Castle On The Hill  sounds like its roots were tended by U2. It’s watching the sun rise from rooftops and rolling down hills. It’s playfights between couples where you laugh so hard you cry. It’s nostalgia and records and country lanes and cars and dancing in the rain. It’s holding hands and walking through villages where you know everyone by name.  It’s cups of tea, nicknames and muddy English football matches. It’s board games and Sunday roasts and long kisses, leaning against brick walls. It’s radiant smiles and having a song and banter between friends. It’s falling in love hard and wholly where everything is like a film reel from a 50′s movie. It’s feeling infinite and having mates and loves who are forever. 

3) Dive - I’m getting really big Stevie Wonder vibes. It’s bluesy with the hooked teeth of a guitar straight into your heart. It’s ragged desperate heartbreak and knowing you feel the stirrings of a person entering your inner world but being scared to jump over the cliff with them. It’s looking into their eyes after the beginnings of something that makes your heart race and saying “dammit I need to know you’re not going to break my heart.”

4) Shape Of You is all first dates and burning liquor and laughs in a crowded bar. It’s stumbling home through wet streets and slow dancing in the doorway. It’s hands in hair and running from a restaurant because you couldn’t pay. It’s watching the breaths of a lover in the dawn. It’s counting the freckles that adorn their stomach and back. It’s lingerie and home cooked meals and Netflix marathons and lazy Sundays when you realise you’ve fallen a little too far so all that you can do is keep falling hard.

5) Perfect is first dances and falling hard. It’s buying a ring because you look over one day and you think “If you walked away, my heart wouldn’t survive. I want to love you for every moment that I’m still alive (I’m writing this through a haze of emotion because this sums up every hope and dream I’ve ever had of the person who’ll love me despite all my hard stuff - wheelchair/anxiety/depression) This song is… true love. I’m going to go ahead and say that I think it’s true that that it’s better than Thinking Out Loud…)

6) Galway Girl is Irish af. I like to think of it as a flashback to the beginning of the Perfect ^^^ love story. It’s catchy and makes me want to do a jig. It reminds me of my parents and my aunties and cousins and uncles and sisters. It’s a clan song. It’s a chance meeting and having pieces fall into place from the very first day. 

7) Happier - AARGH. This is every feeling ever when the person you love even if only from afar seems happier with someone that isn’t you and you know you could do a better job but they might never look your way… I’ll be here, waiting always. 

8) New Man is a bit of 90′s R & B vibes. It’s a hip hop infused ode for what happens when the person who was a part of your heart comes running to you when a new relationship starts. It’s watching them change in front of your eyes for other guys (or girls) and it’s realising you don’t know who a person is anymore. It’s waves of history breaking upon a foreign shore. It’s losing maps to people you thought you knew like the back of your hand… It’s realising that they still want you in a way but it’s too late. 

9) Hearts Don’t Break Around Here is “Yes I’m in love and I want to shout from the rooftops.” It’s the little moments of a couple’s relationship. It’s realising that you’ll look to every day of growing old and the love story you get to live. All I can say is Jesus Christ Cherry, he loves you and it makes me so happy ❤️

10) What Do I Know is Ed’s way of saying Shit maybe they were right… that I saved 2017. He is bringing us all together, a crowd of colours and lives and lover types. No matter who you are, there’s a story on this album for you… It’s a carelessly casual man looking in, saying Fuck you, your walls will never keep us out. We’ll be screaming the words to this music, united and proud. 

11)  How Would You Feel is all butterflies and pure intoxicating love. It’s a girl wearing her boyfriend’s shirt and regular good morning texts. The soft secretive kisses in a car and casually intimate caresses. It’s meeting the family for the first time and imagining one of your own. It’s looking at a person off guard, saying “I love you” and feeling like that person’s your home.

12) Supermarket Flowers is about Ed’s maternal grandmother and it’s making me think of Nana who joined the angels three years ago and… 😭 I miss you so much. I hope you’d be proud of us x.

13) Barcelona is  dancing it out with people who share your heart. It’s Spanish carnival Latin vibes. It makes me think of  girls in deep red skirts and men with roses between their teeth. It’s music in your blood and floating away when you dance. It’s the magic moments of a party where you feel like moments could last forever. Who wants to meet me in Barcelona 😜

14) Bibia Be Ye Ye gives me immediate carnival vibes. It’s infused with the melodies of Africa so I can only assume this was his Ghana project. It’s nights of madness and vibrant colours and familiar strangers who dance on tables and offer you liquor. It’s the feeling I get every time I go to a concert or to a new country, the ideas of exploration and self discovery and stories that will make you ache with laughter years later as you look back on the Polaroids. 

15) Nancy Mulligan with its fiddles and it’s heart of true Irish blood makes me feel like I’m sitting at an impromptu gathering of musicians around my granny’s fire back home in Galway. It’s sepia photographs and wild cliffs and grandparents whose eyes shine with the fires of their youth as they tell you this story. It’s emerald hills and words in an ancient tongue. It’s a more modern Romeo & Juliet. It’s knowing that love transcends everything and you can have anything if you just have love.

 16) Save Yourself  has me gasping for air, my heart broken.
This song is all helping others only to have them treat you like you’re less than the dirt on their shoe. It has me thinking of savage wolves who want to tear you down but still expect you to smile. It’s despair and anxiety and depression with the quiet steady voice of strength that somehow by the tiniest of miracles keeps getting back up. It’s knowing you need to save yourself by loving all the broken parts of you but not really being sure how to do it.

OH MY GOD THIS RECORD IS SHEER BRILLIANCE. I hope you love my review (Sorry it’s so long!!!)

anonymous asked:

"Why are you crying?" Four word prompt.

i really wanted to write a little something about sign of the times so this is what i came up with!! hope you guys like it xx

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“I can’t believe you’re making me wait like everyone else.” I grumbled, sitting in our bed with my laptop open to the BBC Radio 1 page. It was about 7:50 AM on April 7th. Harry was still lying in bed next to me, watching me with an amused smile on his face, his hand cradling his cheek.

“S’only fair as my biggest fan that you don’t get special treatment.”

“Or,” I was picking at my lips absentmindedly, still scrolling through the website, trying to find the right page, “You just like seeing me surprised and freaking out.”

Harry gently pushed my hand away from my face to stop me from picking at my lips, a habit he was always scolding me for.

“I would never be so cruel.” He said, but he was smiling at me.

“Aren’t you freaking out? This is the world premiere of your first single as a solo artist.”

He shrugged, “A little… Mostly excited though.”

I grinned and pinched his cheek, “I’m really proud of you, bub.”

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@xiulayallday described her impressions of seeing EXO in New York and her descriptions are dead on. I can’t put into words what it’s like to have been watching them for years on your computer screen and then they’re walking next to you on a street.

Suho was the first person I saw when I got into that area of the city. Literally the first person. I didn’t immediately think “Suho!” I thought, oh wow what a handsome guy…Wait he looks familiar. WAIT. I’m 5'9" and he was definitely shorter than me and in a city filled with gorgeous people, he still stood out.

We wandered on a bit when @uminbean was looking around and said quietly “that looks like Chen… It’s Chen”. By the time I looked properly I could only see the back of him, but I could still see it was him by those legs.

We got up thinking wow, 2 EXO members? What a day! When I glanced over and saw an unmistakable pair of ears crossing the street, and by the time I processed that it was Chanyeol, Baekhyun was beside him. Baekhyun looked a bit… uncomfortable? I only made brief eye contact then stayed away because I didn’t want to be associated with the horde of fans following them around and wanted them to just have a good day. Chanyeol was shorter than I anticipated (I think I assumed he was just beastly tall by how people talk about him). Still tall though, just not gigantic. Baekhyun was not as short as I thought he’d be either. About my height.

My friends and I go lean on a wall to process what we’ve just experienced in the span of 20 minutes, when @uminbean whispers in a ‘brace yourself’ voice, “Sehun is coming”. Now this is my bias. Can I do this? Will I just fall over? Will I go blind and cease to feel emotion? I didn’t. He was perfect. I couldn’t believe he was real, and he looked just as he does in pictures. And he was about the height I imagined. He walked by me not 3 feet from where I stood. I still can’t believe it.

We all needed to sit down at this point and wanted to get as far away from the stalking fans as possible. Chanyeol and Baekhyun passed us TWO more times filming something and I wanted to shout “how is this real right now?!”

We walked on a bit and my friend whispered “it’s Xiumin” and there he was, 2 feet from us happily watching a show. No fans around bothering him. It’s the only time @xiulayallday and I got our phones out because we knew we could snap a picture without causing him stress and hell, he was taking pictures too. He was so bronze and handsome. Smiling and laughing. It made us so happy.

Now today we go see their show. Wow.

Hidden (Happy x Reader)

 “Boy’s go gather up your loves ones. We officially go on lockdown tonight. Make sure all are here before then” Clary told the men around the table before he slammed down the gavel. The men made their way out of the room one by one. Happy knew that something like this was bound to happen eventually, he just didn’t really know when. Taking out his phoned going to his dorm he knew it was time for you to come down.

You heard your cell ring from the kitchen and you started to run around the house looking for it. You thought it was in your pocket but you guess you were wrong since you found it in the couch.

“Hello” You said into the phone not bothering to look at the caller ID.

“It’s me babe” You heard your husband rasp voice through the phone “Got a problem down here in Charming doll. We’re going on lockdown and I’m going to need you come.”

“Happy really? Come on”

“Don’t fight with me doll not right now, I ain’t taking any chances with these people. I already got Kozik on his way over to pick you up so he can bring you down.”

“You’re lucky I love you Mr. Lowman or I wouldn’t be doing this.”

“Love you too doll I’ll see you soon” With that Happy hung up the phone and you leaned back. You never had much to do with the club so Happy and you agree that not everyone needed to know about you. Happy said it was better for your safety this way. You weren’t out of the dark all together since you have met and partied with Tacoma charter before, they knew who you were but weren’t going to spread it around to other charter’s since they didn’t want to deal with the Killer himself. With his moved down to Charming you both knew everything was going to change. You were going to move down there with him at the end of the month once you finished up your job then the Charming club would find out about you but you guessed now it was the right time. Better to find out if they hate you before you moved down. As you packed the last few things you owned you heard a bike come up the road. Picking up your bag you made your way outside locking the door behind you.

“Ready to go meet Mother Charter?” Kozik asked as he handed you a helmet.

“What do you think?” You told him as you placed your bag on the back of his bike. He just laughed knowing you would get along fine with them. Starting his bike back up, Kozik made his way out onto the highway, where you guys would be spending the next few hours riding. You didn’t mind it as you always loved going with Happy.

 Happy sat at one of the picnic tables by the clubhouse. He was fiddling with the toothpick in his mouth, wondering when Kozik and you were going to arrive. It was almost time to shut everyone up inside and you guys should of been here by now. Happy wasn’t nervous kinda worried but not really, he knew you were safe with his best friend and he also knew that you would still get in since you were coming with a patched member.

“You alright there Hap?” Tig asked as he took a sit next to him lighting up a cigarette. Happy nodded his head still looking at the gates waiting for a sign of you two. Tig let out a breath of smoke watching Happy out of the corner of his eyes wondering what Happy was looking for.

Happy heard the motorcycle coming up the road and then it pulled into the lot. Happy got up fast making his way over, spitting out the toothpick. All of the boys look to see who was coming as everyone was counted for.

“Who called Kozik?” Clay asked Jax and Chibs who was standing right next to them.

“Not me” Jax said as Chibs shrugged, they all look for a moment before heading over behind Happy. First Kozik got off the bike then he put his hand out for you to take. You nearly ripped off the helmet from your head not wanting to waste time. The first person your eyes landed on was Happy, with a smile on your face you rushed over. Jumping into Happy’s arms he caught you like he always did, giving you a short tender kiss on the lips. The men behind were frozen in shock and confused. Kozik walked past you two and spoke as he laugh

“You guys should close your mouth before you catch flies” Tig moved from his position to hit him on the shoulder.

“Shut up you”

You got down from Happy’s arms and turned to face the boys. You knew who most of them were already thanks to Happy but there was still a few you couldn’t place. Happy held your hand in his as he also faced his club.

“Brothers this is my wife Y/N”  All of the boys were looking back and forth at each other not knowing what to say. They didn’t think Happy was a man who could fell in love with someone obviously they were wrong.

“Damn man why haven’t you said anything before?” Jax asked as his eyes scanned you up and down. Clay looked at Happy unimpressed and Happy could tell.

“Pres you gotta understand my role in this club, it was safer for her this way. I got more enemies than all you guys combined.”

“It’s not that I was just wondering how someone could love you” Clay joked as everyone laughed. He patted Happy on the shoulder. “Better make sure Gemma loves her”

“Gemma can’t be badder than Happy” You said for the first time. Everyone looked at you wide eyes.

“Obviously you haven’t met my mother darling” Jax told you.

“Even I’m scared of her babe”

“Aww poor Killer, Where is she? I want to meet her” You asked looking around for a women on the lot but couldn’t see one. Chibs was the one that spoke up.

“She in the clubhouse follow me and you can meet her” He left and so did a few other of the men that were there. Happy nodded at you to go on so you gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and went on your way.

“Seems like a good one Hap” Clay said as he watched you walk with the boys chatting to Kozik.

“She really is” Happy smiled as he saw you get along with the others. Knowing you were going to fit in well here with the others. This was now home for you both and Hap couldn’t wait to start this chapter with you. He wonder how he got this lucky. You made the Killer feel soft which never happened.

Looks™ by Even

lets start off with mr. hot and movie star even, just casually sitting there with his feet propped up on the table like nbd and don’t be fooled, he actually is this flawless 

imma just take a moment to now mention joint-tucked-behind-my-ear even, its crucial to show how extra even really is

and just for the aesthetic, imma add the oh so famous remake of the talk show host scene where even is a literal movie star figure and he just HAS to bring out the shades because he’s that guy

we got some lounging!even w his hood up, no shoes, chilling on the floor action going on. theres more hoodie up action coming up, stay tuned 

now this is just put in here because even is just so effortlessly beautiful but this is even tryna act cool and collected but secretly his heart is beating super fast

now for one of my personal favorites, the time where even got us ALL shook with his extra ass self, with the whole jean jacket shoulder thing going on. honestly, he’s too extra, why is he like dis

LETS NOT LET THIS MASTERPIECE BE FORGOTTEN 

next we got wet hair and wet body and wet shirt and just WET even with his shoulders just there being all broad and hot and ugh wow what a look (shook)

hey we got another example of this hood up cute look by even. what a puppy. what a lil baby. isaks lil baby. so cute wow, PLUS he’s wearing our favorite shirt thats been passed around

now we got “hey we just had a magical day which included lots of great conversations and cuddling and i slept over but i snuck out in the morning and haven’t spoken to you in like 2 days but hey im back and imma fuck around and hook up with sonja in 2 days but i look good” look. honestly what even is that scarf

another personal favorite, frat boy, super chill and laid back even. honestly, ill be very offended if i don’t see this kind of guy in frat parties next year when im off at university. that is all.

ok now my heart is breaking at this one but here is “i just broke your heart and my own heart but im just going to watch over you by a distance and hope you’re out and sneak drawings into your locker and pocket and ill still love and wait for you and maybe purposely run into you in the shop” look

heres a lil sad puppy whose terribly in love and just wants to b loved and saved in return and is sorry for leaving but is also really horny and wants to fuck

and now we got even being the flawless being that he is and rocking the whole white shirt thing with isaks grey sweatpants. “mr. cooking in the kitchen the morning after. mr. i didn’t leave this time, im here, i love you. mr. I LOVE GABRIELLE. mr. say im the man of your dreams” look with his signature lil hair piece flopping on his forehead

self explanatory. we can’t forget even’s pale ass getting mAC DONAldSS

bringing back another personal fav: the look where even is terrified and super in love but he’s also really ill and just needs someone to save him and be there for him. protect this boy at all costs please

here we have cuddly and sleepy and ill even but not to worry! isak is there for him, saving him right back. how adorable is he

this look is actual proof that even bech naesheim is the literal sun and he’s very beautiful and deserves all the love and support from the world. isaks grey sweatpants are making a comeback!!! and also the reused hoodie

and to finish off with another one of my favorites, the happy!even look. so cute and happy and disgustingly in love with his lover and its the perfect look to finish off the season and hopefully that look was proof he’s season 4 main LMAO IM OUT

Waving through a window (a bit of Draco x reader)

[Y/N has invited Draco, Harry, Hermione, Ron, George, Fred, Ginny, Luna and Neville]

[Y/N has logged on]

[Harry had logged on]

[Draco has logged on]

Harry: WHY ARE YOU HERE, MALFOY

Draco: WHY CAN’T I BE HERE, POTTER

[Hermione has logged on]

Hermione: Can you guys not fight for once?

Harry: NO

Draco: NO

Hermione: You guys are like old couple.

[Ron has logged on]

Ron: Hell NO, Hermione!

Hermione: But look at them! They are like those quarrelsome lovers in the romance comedy!

Harry: EW NO

Draco: My breakfast… They are wasted BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID, MUDBLOOD!

Ron: YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK, YOU SPOIL BRAT!

Harry: YEAH, TAKE THAT BACK, YOU SLIPPERY SNAKE!

Ron: Wut

Hermione: Seriously

Harry: Did I say something?

[George has logged on]

[Fred has logged on]

[Ginny has logged on]

Ginny: What is this? Wtf is wrong with that conversation!?

Harry: HEY GINNY

Fred: Are you thinking what I am thinking now, George? *evil grin*

George: Absolutely *evil grin*

Hermione: I hope this chat room can be normal. Just for once.

[Neville has logged on]

Neville: Hi guys!

[Luna has logged on]

Luna: Good Afternoon everyone :D

Luna: I hope there’s pudding for dinner.

Neville: Hi Luna :DDDD

Ginny: What did I just witness *evil smirk*

Ron: What?

Hermione: Ron, I don’t want to be rude but sometimes you’re really an idiot. Can’t you see akdosneoejf9wjdofjs

Harry: WHAT HAPPENED

Ginny: No worries, I just tackled her on the ground :D

Draco: Why did Y/N invite me here? With all these people

Harry: IF YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ONCE, MALFOY

Hermione: Don’t, Harry. You don’t know how to make sarcastic comment.

Harry: I do know how to make sarcastic comment!

Luna: I just scrolled up to the read all the messages.

Luna: Harry said slippery snake.

Luna: Does that slippery snake means Draco?

George: HAHAHAHAHA SEE WHAT HE DID FREDDY

Fred: IKR

Ginny: Guys, do you even realize how quiet Y/N is?

Hermione: Yea, this is not good

Ron: Y/N, said something before this conversation becomes awkward

Y/N: I’ve learned to slam on the brake

Draco: What is brake?

Harry: THIS IS BLACKMAIL, MALFOY

Hermione: Stop, Harry

Y/N: Before I even turn the key

Draco: Key to my heart?

Fred: WUT

George: WAT

Harry: WTF

Hermione: What is this!?

Ron: WHAT

Ginny: OMG

Y/N: Before I make a mistake

Hermione: What did you do?

Y/N: Before I lead with the worst of me

Harry: You’re not that bad, Y/N

Y/N: Give them no reason to stare

Draco: WHO IS STARING AT YOU? I SHALL BREAK THAT PERSON

Ginny: You’re embarrassing yourself

Y/N: No slipping up if you slip away

Luna: Do you need help, Y/N?

Y/N: Oh I got nothing to share

Harry: We are best friend! WE SHOULD SHARE EVERYTHING!

Hermione: Not everything, like-

Ron: Hermione, don’t.

Y/N: So I got nothing to say

Neville: Are you in trouble?

Y/N: Step out, step out of the sun, if you keep getting burned

Ginny: We’re in the castle, Y/N

Y/N: Step: out, step out of the sun, because you’ve learned, because you’ve learned

Hermione: WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED FROM THE SUN

Y/N: On the outside, always looking in. Will I ever be more than I’ve always been?

Draco: We will, Y/N

Harry: How can I unsee this

Ron: Mental that one, I’m telling you

George: I think I know what is she doing

Y/N: Cause I’m tap, tap, tapping on the glass. I am waving through a window

Luna: Did wrackspruts manage to get out to the window? That’s awesome.

Ron: What is wrackspurt?

Hermione: You don’t want to know.

Fred: Yea, Georgie , me too

Y/N: I try to speak but nobody can hear so I wait around for an answer to appear.

Neville: If you want someone to talk to, you can talk to me. I will try to help you

Hermione: That’s true. Even though sometimes you’re annoying but you’re still our friend.

Draco: You can tell me, Y/N. I SHALL CRASH THOSE WHO HURTS YOU

Y/N: While I’m watch, watch, watching people pass. Waving through a window.

Ginny: Y/N NO! HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO WAVE THROUGH THE WINDOW! THAT’S SO AWKWARD!

Y/N: Can anybody see? Is anybody waving back at me?

Draco: I will wave back at you.

Harry: OMG

Ron: IKR

Fred: Seriously!? CAN’T YOU GUYS SEE WHAT Y/N DID THERE???

Hermione: She’s just sad.

Ginny: She’s sensitive, you know

George: She is quoting a song

Draco: WAT

Harry: WAIT A MINUTE

Fred: Didn’t you guys pay attention to her this whole week?

George: She’s been singing this song for a whole week.

Ginny: IS THAT TRUE, Y/N

Y/N: FRED, GEORGE, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THAT AS A SECRET

Y/N: YOU BETRAYED ME

Y/N: TRAITOR

Fred: Yea, whatever.

Fred: George and I need to plan a prank. So, bye.

[Fred has logged off]

George: Bye

[George has logged off]

Ginny: YOU’RE IN DEEP TROUBLE NOW, GIRL

[Ginny has logged off]

Hermione: Ginny and I were going to bring you some gummy bears. But I don’t think you need them now.

Y/N: NO WAIT, I STILL WANT THEM

[Hermione has logged off]

Y/N: RON, TELL HERMIONE I STILL WANT THOSE GUMMY BEAR

[Ron has logged off]

Y/N: I think I should put spider on his bed again

Luna: I think I should go now. Goodbye.

Neville: Yea, me too. See you later.

[Luna has logged off]

[Neville has logged off]

Draco: You want some gummy bears, Y/N?

Y/N: YESSSSSSSS

Draco: I’m in front of your common room’s door now. With gummy bears.

Y/N: YOU ARE THE BEST, DRACO

[Y/N has logged off]

Draco: YASSSSSSSSS! I SHOULD SCREENSHOT THIS

[Draco has logged off]

Harry: NO

Harry: I SHALL RESCUE HER

Harry: BEFORE HE SEDUCES HER WITH GUMMY BEARS

Harry: Although gummy bears are yummy.

Harry: BUT STILL

[Harry has logged off]

youtube

Watching TFP made me think of the trailer of Shutter Island. I haven’t seen the complete film myself, but I thought it was worth to at least watch the trailer again and I’m still not sure if I like what I found: 

1. Fog. Oh, and a boat. Oh, and two men on the boat. 
2. A remote island with a fort on it. 
3. Guardsmen
4. “The most dangerous and damaged patients, the ones no other hospitals can manage”. Uhh, you guys?!
5. A red alarm. 
6. A mysterious female prisoner. Oh wait, she escaped: “It is as if she evaporated. Uh, yes, that’s exactly what we thought Eurus must have done. 
7. A notebook
8. Strange messages on walls or (grave?) stones
9. A matchbox. Really?!
10. “This is a game. Is it? 
11. And I don’t know why, but the tune from 1.43 on sounds awfully familiar to me. I could be mistaken though :) 

And uhm… “Shutter” Island? Shutters. Mary. DVD. I don’t know. Too deep, Sherlock. Too deep… Everything seems to remind me of Sherlock ^^ 

So by the time the trailer had finished, I had become so curious that I decided to watch this: “Shutter Island: why perspective is everything”. AND IT WAS SO INTERESTING! The explanation starts with “The breaking of the fourth wall…”, so do I need to say more? Decide for yourself: 

But let’s first summarise the film. Two detectives (Let me think. Oh, Sherlock and John?) go to Shutter Island in order to find the supposedly missing patient ‘Solando’ (Eurus?). None of the psychiatrists, however, wants to cooperate.

Andrew, the protagonist and one of the detectives, is a war veteran. So let’s suppose this is a John mirror. But we get to know Andrew as being Teddy, as Andrew’s brain has come up with the character of Teddy in order to be able to deal with the violence and feeling of guilt he has encountered throughout his life.

In the mean time, Teddy gets more and more nightmares. He constantly sees his wife and he gets flashback to his war past. He finds Solando and she tells him she isn’t the one who is insane, but that she is a psychiatrist who was declared mad after she had discovered that inhumane experiments were conducted on patients. She also tells Teddy he’s drugged (TD-12?). 

Suddenly his partner Chuck disappears. Teddy thinks psychiatrists might use him for their experiments and he wants to do everything within his power to prevent that from happening. He then meets a psychiatrist who tells him HE is the one who is delusional. However, Solando had told him this was going to happen, so he plays along. But then it turns out that Chuck is also a psychiatrist. He tells Teddy that he has killed his own wife and that he has been a patient at Shutter Island for quite a while now. 

Only then we get to see what happened with Teddy in the past. He arrives home one day to see his wife has drowned their kids (has Mary drowned Rosy? It would certainly explain why there is such a huge focus on water in S4…). In turn, he shoots (the guns!) his wife (so did John kill Mary?). He goes insane after all of this and therefore gets send to Shutter Island. He creates a fantasy world to deal with all of this. 

In the end, the psychiatrists think only lobotomy can help Teddy/Andrew to deal with his past. And it seems like that’s also what Teddy/Andrew wants, as turns out in a conversation Andrew has with Chuck (the hug?).

Oh. And: ‘Shutter Island’ also (ever so gently) reminds the audience that they are watching Andrew’s strange fantasy world because: 

  • Characters act out of character (Check) 
  • Teddy becomes more and more violent (Check: John hitting Sherlock?)
  • Continuity errors that are too obvious (Double check). 

Any thoughts on this? As this is my first official post on Tumblr ever… I’ll just tag around ^^: @worriesconstantly @jenna221b @inevitably-johnlocked @whimsicalethnographies @gosherlocked 

Fairytale - Dylan O'Brien Imagine

❁ (not my gif, cred to sweet owner) ❁

A/N: Here’s a little something I wrote months ago but never posted. I couldn’t find the right gif for this one so I just went with the Dave gif. Anyway, sorry if it’s horrible haha and sorry in advance for any spelling/grammar mistakes etc, I’m too tired to check rn.(:

[Masterlist]


Pairing: Dylan x Reader
Warning: None?
Word count: 1738


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A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Kiss Me (4)

[A/N: Okay so this is fourth time attempting to upload this chapter now! It’s been revised a little since it was last mistakenly uploaded, just the final part of the chapter. I feel a bit ‘blah’ on this one, I’m not 100% sold on it but that’s because I really just want to move onto the next chapter, I have so many good things to come! (I hope!)

I’m really thankful for all the messages as well, you’re all awesome and I’m loving that you’re loving this. Despite my feelings on this chapter I hope you enjoy it!]

Word Count: 2122

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Netflix And Chill

Short Reid x Reader mini fic

“You coming round later Spencer?” you approached your colleague and friend who was stood with Luke.

“Sure thing Y/N. We just watching Netflix again?” he replied, causing Luke’s ears to prick up.

“Wait… Netflix?” Alvez asked you. “As in Netflix and chill or Netflix and chill….”

“Luke… ” you shot him a warning look, ignoring the look of confusion on Spencer’s face.

“What!? It’s not like you invite everyone around to watch Netflix with you…. And you two do seem pretty close. I was just wondering what your deal was?”

“Who’s deal?” Emily walked by and joined in the conversation.

“Y/N and Spencer’s deal. Apparently he’s going around to Netflix and chill with her later.”

“Hey!” you punched your new colleagues arm lightly. “I never said that, I just said Netflix.”

“Yeah but….”

“Erm guys? I don’t get it? What’s wrong with us watching Netflix and ‘chilling’ out?” Spencer made air quotes with his fingers and Alvez and Emily both smirked.

“Google Netflix and Chill genius,” Prentiss told him. Spencer was still logged onto his desk computer so quickly Google searched the term.

“Wait… No!!! Just Netflix, no chill. No chill at all. Not with Y/N!” he exclaimed loudly. You gave him an unhappy look.

“Jeez Spencer, I don’t think they quite heard downstairs how opposed you are to Netflix and chilling with me….Way to make a girl feel special.”

You walked off in a huff leaving Alvez, Emily and Spencer behind.

“I’m erm… I’m just gonna go after her and make sure she’s okay. I somehow feel like I messed up there…. ” Spencer hauled himself up from his seatand hurried out into the hall after you.

“So I guess they’re not Netflix and chilling?” Luke asked Prentiss.

“Your guess is as good as ours. We’ve been trying to work those two out for years….”

**out in the hall**

“Think Luke bought that I was pissed at you?” you asked your boyfriend of eighteen months. Emily was the only one that actually knew. As unit chief she had to know, but she played along and kept your secret as requested. Providing you occasionally got drunk with her and gave her the juicy details of your relationship.

“I reckon so,” Reid slipped his hand into yours briefly, squeezing it lightly. “And we’re definitely Netflix and chilling later right?”

“You got it genius, you got it.”

She’s a person too - Cheryl x Reader imagine

Anonymous said: 
Can you do a Cheryl x Reader where you’re best friends with the main squad and nobody can see why you’re with cheryl and she’s low-key insecure about it until she hears you defending her and it’s all cute and fluffy

Originally posted by bettysarchie

I tried my best with this one, I hope It’s ok anon :)

warnings: none I think

word count: 726

You were secretly hanging out by the bleachers watching as your girlfriend, Cheryl Blossom, practiced her cheerleading with the River Vixens. You always admired the way she put so much passion into it, and her confidence in leading the other girls. You were going to surprise her after practice since you know she’s been super busy and stressed out with everything that’s going on. You guys hadn’t spent much time together that week, so, since it was Friday, you planned a cute movie marathon date at your place after school.


 Cheryl caught your eye as she spotted you admiring her from afar and shot you a smirk, but, her smirk slowly faded away into something you couldn’t quite read as she stared at something beside you. You turn your head to see your friends approaching you, and lightly smile at them, but at the same time feeling bad for Cheryl as she’s expressed to you in the past of how she’s insecure of the way your friends don’t particularly like the concept of you two together.


 “So (Y/N),” Ronnie starts, “what could you possibly be doing here?” She teases. You smile and give your friend a light shove. Veronica was the only one in the group that somewhat approved of your relationship with Cheryl and she loved to tease you about it. “Seriously what ARE you doing here?” Jughead complained in his usual tone as he dramatically rolled his eyes. “Waiting for Cheryl.” You snapped back with a smile. “We’re gonna go to my place and watch movies once she’s finished practice.” You said matter of factly. “I thought we were all supposed to be going to Pop’s tonight?” Betty groaned. Shit. You completely forgot about that. “Sorry guys, I can’t today. I’ve been meaning to spend time with Cheryl.” You apologised. “Ditching us for her?” Archie teased. “I still don’t see what you see in her, (Y/N). She’s the queen bitch of riverdale, with a stone cold heart.” Kevin hissed, sounding more rude than he intended.


 You looked at your friends in complete shock. What was their problem with yours and Cheryl’s relationship? Why couldn’t they just support you? You were so angry at this point, ready to lay into Kevin for insulting your girlfriend, that you didn’t notice Cheryl watching from a few feet away.


“I can’t believe you guys!” you started, “You’re supposed to be my friends? all you’ve done since I told you about our relationship is hate on it! Can’t you take into consideration that Cheryl is going through a lot? Try to remember that she’s burying her brother. She’s a person too, you know. She has feelings, more than you guys know. If you took the time to know her, you’d see how sweet and beautiful she really is.” You let out all these built up feelings and it came out in a frustrated rush of emotion.


Your friends stared back at you, speechless. “(Y/N), I’m sorry. We had no idea we were making you feel this way, honestly. We really weren’t being serious.” Kevin spoke up. The rest of the group agreed. “Of course we support you, (Y/N). We know how happy Cheryl makes you!” Betty added. “You know what? Let’s invite her over with us to Pop’s next time.” Archie purposed. “You’re right, we should get to know her better.” Jughead said. 


You smiled at your friends, happy that they understood how you felt now and were willing to accept Cheryl. “Thanks guys.” You simply said and Veronica nudged you, “Speak of the devil” She playfully said as she pointed at Cheryl approaching. You turned your head to face Cheryl and the rest of the group left so you could have privacy.


“Cheryl..” You started. “I heard all of it.” She cut you off and embraced you in a tight hug. “Thank you.” She sweetly whispered in your ear. You pulled back and looked at her. “Anytime.” You softly said. “I’m so lucky and thankful to have you, (Y/N). God knows what I’d do without you.” She smiled weakly as she stroked your cheek. “Well I’m here forever, there’s no getting rid of me now.” You joked and Cheryl chuckled. “I love you.”… “I love you too.” And with that, you were off to spend the rest of the evening cuddling and watching movies together at your place.

Experimentation: An Excerpt

Just to show you guys I am actually still writing this….


She doesn’t want to think about being jealous, or toners, or how her stomach ties itself into notes whenever Chloe gets too close. How her father thought they were dating or what it all means.


She just wants to make it through the night with minimal stress and embarrassment. That’s it. Can’t she have that?


It’s not until she’s back downstairs waiting and then watching as Chloe descends the staircase like some newly-beautiful teenager from one of Jesse’s treasured teen romance flicks that she realises she’s definitely out of luck.


Because the first thing her brain tells her after conjuring that analogy is that it doesn’t work; Chloe’s always been beautiful.

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Spoilers, obviously.

Guardians of the Galaxy continues to be the best of the marvel lineup in many categories.  The action was well paced, well choreographed; the dialogue was snappy, cackle-loudly-funny.  But the best part?

Oh my god, these weirdos, they…will actually talk about their feelings?

No no no, none of this angsty repressive bs like the rest of the mcu superheroes.

Yondu? Yondu is Peter’s dad.  100%.  The guy raised him, protected him, gave his life for him.  So his dad.  And…both of them acknowledged it out loud.  Amazing.  I love it.  I love it I love it I love it I love it give me more please.

Gamora and Nebula? Have a real fucked up relationship, but…they talked about it.  Out loud.  After beating the shit out of each other, and saving each other’s lives multiple times.  

They are a family, a family that loves each other, that will forgive each other.

And I think it’d kinda cool.  And sweet.  It’s a breath of fresh air in this universe.

My favorite parts:

The Watchers cameo + Stan Lee cameo– but, um, crying over this part because (i didn’t catch this at first but then I thought about it and it was like OH FUCK because) the watchers, okay, they almost never interfere in anything; theirs is to simply watch, observe, know, all of the most crucial moments in Marvel history.  In their first bit, they’re sitting around Stan Lee, listening to him tell stories.  Watching him.  But in the second bit? They’re walking away from him.  And do you know what he says? I’m crying over fucking Stan Lee guys, because as they’re walking away from him, he says “But wait! I’ve still got more stories to tell!”  When you get it, please come find me and cry with me over this.

Also, the second, the very second Ego says that he’s the one who put a tumor in Peter’s mom’s head, Peter pulls out his pistols and starts shooting the shit out of him.  Zero hesitation.  Just blam! instant swiss god.

Also also, I love how they were all baby groot’s parents.  Peter tells him to put his seatbelt on, Gamora waves to him, they all try to protect him, and at the end they all pass him around ‘cause he wants to be held by all of them and he FALLS ASLEEP ON DRAX’S SHOULDER OH MY GOD.

So…yeah.  I really liked this movie, and I wouldn’t mind if Marvel decided to make another one.

my friends watched some of miraculous ladybug for the first time. all they knew going into it is what i’ve said and a video that explained the love square

stuff that’s not in quotes is me, anything in quotes is one of my friends

(note: some pretty lowkey nsfw stuff because of who they are as people)

stormy weather

  • “its been 30 seconds you biG BABY”
  • “that’s [tikki] a small child"
  • “i have no idea what’s going on” oh my god just let it happen
  • “of course they always make the blonde girl the bitch” [we were on stormy weather and hadn’t met chloe]
  • “he’s cute”
    “who”
    “adrien”
  • transforming “oh jeez. of course there’s a transformation”
  • “look at that beautiful boy” [adrien]
  • “why does he have to have cat ears”
    “because he DOES”
  • chat comes onscreen “i love him”
  • “i love [chat]. i love him so much. i love. i love him so much”
  • “miraculous ladybug is my favorite anime”
  • “chat is my favorite”
  • “so they can figure [stormy weather] out, but they can’t figure out each other??!?!?!”
  • “this is a good episode of pokemon”
  • “that photographer needs to chill”

(evillustrator, lady wifi, the bubbler, and mr pigeon under the cut because this is So Long)

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You’re On

Note: Here’s some Daveed sin. This is an idea I had a while back. I’m adding this one to my list of favorites. Hope y’all enjoy.

Request: Could you do 14 with Daveed but make it nsfw? I love ur blog btw!!

Word Count: 2357

Pairing: Daveed x Reader

Warnings: smut with lots of buildup, language

You and Daveed had been dating for a while and things were going great. It was a fun relationship. You two teased each other often, your wits matched each other’s perfectly, and Daveed was everything you could ask for. It was cheesy, but it was true.

You entered his dressing room and saw Daveed with his back turned to you, talking to Anthony and Oak.

“You have to make her want it. Be dominant. Whenever I want it, Y/N does anything and everything I ask.” Daveed said proudly. You could practically hear the smirk on his face.

A bit of anger sparked inside you and you leaned against the doorway with your arms crossed. Anthony and Oak were aware of your presence, not saying a word to Daveed as he kept bragging on about how he could get you to do whatever he wanted in bed.

“Excuse me?!” You said, narrowing your eyes at him as he quickly turned around, surprised. Daveed straightened up, trying to play it cool.

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Drugs*

Request: Luke with “now don’t tell me you’ve fallen in love with me already” + something based on ‘drugs’ by charlie xcx
Summary: Luke has half a mind he’s in love with his sex friend drug dealer. but who knows, could be just the drugs? 

Prompts


Luke rolls to the side, spent. You grin next to him, your skin flushing prettily, and he lazily treads a hand through your hair. He makes a move to get closer, but you sit up, blankets pooling around your lap. He lets out a resigned sign that you ignore, instead grabbing your bag from the ground and rummaging in it.

“Get here,” he half-whines, and you roll your eyes.

“You know I hate post-sex cuddling.”

You can almost feel his puppy dog eyes on the side of your face, and can’t help the fond smile that spreads on your face.

“Are you gonna keep lying there like a big baby or do you want some of this?” You ask, finally turning back to him and showing him the joint in your hands.

Luke’s ready-to-whine expression instantly changes into a smirk, and he beckons with his fingers. You light the butt and take a hit. As usual, Alessandro makes them too weak. You wrinkle your nose and take a couple more hits before handing it over to Luke.

“Short, strong breaths for this one,” you tell him.

You lie back down, resting your chin on your hands as he does so. You watch the drug hit him, his eyes slowly turning hazier. He licks his lips and your eyes follow the movement, feeling your own mouth going dry.

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If You Want Me To

Requested by @workingonmynightmoves : A Sam x reader. Sam finds out the reader has never been eaten out before, then shows her how good it can be.

Word Count: 2350

Warning: Oral sex, all the dirty talk, smug Sam

A/N: Thanks for this request, babe! Hope everyone enjoys it!

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