watch it be some random extra

anonymous asked:

How the turtles would act when drunk around their crush?


He’s very self controlled so when he gets drunk he knows better than to go around you. He’d avoid you and you’d try to get to him. Because he’s drunk he can’t really say anything so he just stays quiet while you chase him and he runs aways from you as best as he can. Of course him being very fit he is way faster than you and you have no choice but to give up. When he gets sober he walks towards you with a blush on his face and apologises for what he did and explain to you why he did it.


Run, just run. Oh boy, when raph’s drunk you gotta run as fast as you can that is if you still want to be able walk tomorrow. When raph’s drunk he’s SUPER horny so you better watch out. He’ll scream “I LOVE YOU S/O, PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME” and chase after you. You run as fast as you can to run away from raph, well you tried at least. Raph is of course way faster than you and catches you immediately. well get ready for some good fucking


This little cinnamon roll would be extra clingy. He’d never leave your side LITERALLY. He’d cling to either your waist, legs or arm. He’ll keep on showering you with random compliments and he’d wont stop saying “I love you so much s/o please accept my feelings” over and over again. The next day when he’s sober he apologises over and over again to you saying that he was drunk and he didn’t mean anything. You get sad and said “so does that mean you don’t like me”. Donnie gets flustered and his face turns red while trying to tell you that he loves you.



madstermojo2000  asked:

Vernon for the random au?

  • paramedic!vernon 
  • is the youngest of the EMT’s unit and everyone baby’s him and calls him cute when he comes in with his hair clipped back and his uniform on
  • and he’s like iM NOT,,,,,cute 
  • and they’re like ok mhm sure,,,,,,,but literally the nurses love him so much and when he’s on the night shift they’re like “vernon, here have a granola bar and some coffee and this extra heat pack-”
  • won’t say it, but he thinks doctors are super cool and he really likes watching them work
  • thinks he doesn’t have to wear his seatbelt when they’re riding in the ambulance but that’s a big mistake and almost knocks down a bunch of cotton swabs when the driver does a fast turn on the freeway
  • you,,,,,,are not the world’s most handy person so when you decide it’ll be a good idea to fix your curtains at literally 11 pm on a tuesday you don’t expect that you’ll make (1) false move
  • and go tumbling off the stairs, scrapping yourself on your coffee table and hitting your arm against the floor
  • and thankfully a neighbor hears the commotion and dials for the ambulance (since your arm hurts way too damn much)
  • and when it gets here,,,,,you see vernon and you’re like,,,,,,,woah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,cute
  • and he’s asking you questions along with another EMT and you’re just dazed, maybe because you hit your head, maybe because he’s got the prettiest chocolate brown eyes you’ve ever seen
  • but you’re just like uhuh or no and vernon is like ‘ok let’s get you to the ER’
  • and as you’re laying in the ambulance, vernon shutting the doors 
  • and he leans over to get to treating the cut on your arm and he’s like “how did you fall?”
  • and you’re just like “are you an angel?” and he’s like,,,,,,,,,,,what
  • and you’re like “have you seen yourself? like how you look. like. what. like. did i hit my head that hard and im in heaven now or???”
  • and vernon is looking down at you and he’s like,,,stuck between being flattered and being confused
  • and he’s like 
  • “sorry, but are you flirting with me after you just broke your arm and are bleeding?”
  • and you grin and you’re like “yes” and vernon is like,,,,,,,well this is a new one
  • and you’re like “seriously? i feel like you get flirted with all the- Oh MY GOD MY HAND HURTS SO MUCH WHY DID I TRY TO MOVE IT”
  • and vernon is like akgfhlefjf but he gets your hand situated in a makeshift cast and he’s like “don’t move it or shift your weight,,,,,,,,,,,”
  • and when you get to the ER he’s like “the nurse will take you from here.” and you’re like ok,,,,,,,,,will i see you again
  • and vernon is like if you break your arm again and you’re like really??? and he’s like oh my god don’t get any ideas here ill write my number on your arm- wait it’s broken ok let me scribble it on your hospital bracelet while the nurse isn’t looking 
Overprotective | A Peter Parker Imagine

Peter Parker x Reader requested by: @signethatsmelol (thanks for my first request!! hope you like it!)
Words: 2,306 words
TW: Knife tw
Spoiler Free.

   You handed the cashier 14 dollars and 37 cents and thanked them as they handed you your paper bag filled with sour gummy worms and KitKats. It was movie night with Peter, and you were on sweets duty. He, of course, provided refreshments. You loved the way his soda would always explode on him because he swung the cans a little too much on his way home. He’d have to change his shirt and you, you know, just so happened to be standing in the hallway to see. A regular peeping tom. He never minded it. 

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I Thought You Were Gone

Characters: Sam + Dean Winchester x sister!reader. Also, two others that I don’t want to reveal yet, but they’re from the episode 5x16

Words: 3300 (I could have made it into two parts, but I didn’t really know where to part it so, yeah.)

[Angst, Sadness, Character Deaths, Blood, Comfort]

Tags: @evyiione, @daughters-and-winsisters, @samanddeanshotsis, @fabulouslycassie, @darkestgrungeuniverse, @delessapeace-blog, @mariairwin666, @1amluke

A/N: This is a bit spontaneous, as I didn’t finish the fic I wanted to post. I found this one instead though, but sorry if there’s any undetected errors :)

Also, this takes place in season 5.

Originally posted by canonspngifs

Originally posted by canonspngifs

Your name: submit What is this?

You sighed and leaned back against the headboard of the motel bed. It was quiet except for the mumbling of the random show on the TV. You weren’t even watching, you just put it on to break the silence, as you weren’t really used to it. The other day, Dean won some extra cash by hustling pool, and you all decided to splurge it on a second motel room, since well, it gets kind of crowded when you’re three and share one room. You had expected Dean to take the room by himself and leave you and Sam to share, not that you would question it, it was his money. But, he didn’t. Instead, to your surprise, he decided to be generous and gave you the room.

Even though it was a lot more spacious and not as warm, you still felt a bit odd being alone. Although, you appreciated the act. You really did, it was sweet of him.

Soon, you lied down on top of the bed, not even bothering to take off your clothes. You were quite exhausted from today’s, well yesterday’s — since it was past midnight — salt and burn. And that was probably the only reason you were able to sleep in that empty motel room.

You jolted awake by the loud sound. It took you a split second to place it, your heart hammering against your ribs. Gunshot. It was a gunshot. You flew off your bed onto your feet, confused. The noise was so loud you could have sworn it was in your room, but no, you were still alone. You were practically trembling because of the adrenaline pumping through your system. You were confused about the empty room, until you remembered why. But then, you were confused where the sound had come from until your realized that it must’ve come from the room next door. And who camped out there? Your brothers.

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Having A Bit Of Fun

Request: Could you do a tom and reader on set,  where reader is Tom’s crush and he’s always nervous around her. She trys to talk to him and he just goes all cute and shy but mega nervous so she trys to reassure him by squeezing his thigh a little to high,  which makes matters worse for him cuz of a slight issue that has risen leading to a steamy make out session,  maybe abit of smut 😊 please and thanking you 👌 

Warnings: A make-out session.

A/N: This is my first Tom Holland x reader, And probably my last. Just saying xD

Originally posted by tomandharrisongifs

Tom smiled as he watched you reading the script for the movie. You had been sitting there for maybe a half hour and hadn’t taken your eyes off of it once. And, you only had one line. Tom supposed you knew the whole entire script by now.
He knew you were basically just some random extra on set, and he should probably be focusing on the next scene but he couldn’t help but stare at you. You were so perfect.

“Yo Tommy!” Harrison snapped a finger in front of Tom’s face.

“Hmm” Tom had to rip his eyes off of you to look at his friend.

“Are you ok? You’ve been like, staring off into space for-” He looked down at his watch. “-Twenty minutes and thirty seconds”

“Oh, yeah yeah I’m fine” He scratched the back of his neck as he stood up.

The director had called Tom to the set to do one of his stunt scenes.

You looked up for about 2 seconds to see what he was doing.

He caught eyes with you and in a split second he had fallen flat on his face.
You knew it wasn’t your fault bit you felt very much responsible for it.

one of the directors help stand him up and the first thing you saw was his bloody nose.

“Holy crap” You said to yourself.

You saw Tom walk over to one of the trailer thingys and go inside. You decided you better go apologize.

“Uh, Hi, I’m Y/N. You probably wouldn’t recognize me I’m just an extra”

“Oh I-I-I recognize Y-You. Y/N right?” You laughed.

“I think that’s what I said"He turned red.

You scooted closer to him and realized that he was actually shaking a little bit.
In a spur of the moment decision trying to call him down, because god he was scaring even you, you reached to the side and brushed your hand against his thigh. He turned even redder if that was even possible.

Tom couldn’t take it anymore, If he had to spend one more second without his lips against yours he thought he was gonna lose it.

He turned to the side and kissed you forcefully. As surprised as you were you kissed him right back.

You wrapped your legs around him and the kiss continued. You only broke apart for a moment to get some air when you saw Harrison behind you.

"So I’m on the set of homecoming, and it looks like Tom and Y/N Y/L/N are having a bit of fun” He said into his phone.

“Harrison!!!!” Tom yelled as he chased after him.

Combeferre is the excitable biology professor that chats with students all the time and goes on tangents about the deer that won’t get out of his damn apple trees. He’s always way too chipper at 7am Ornithology lab because he’s so. excited. about. nature, and he’ll give you extra credit if you bring him a cool bone or some frog eggs. His lab exams can be hell, though, and he only gives, like, five tests a year because he likes it that way and also hates grading, watch out.

Joly is the anatomy professor that always has a huge smile on his face no matter what. His main class is a year long, and it’s one of the hardest things a bio student can take, but he’s so fun to have that a lot of people forget how difficult it actually is. He sticks random Japanese words and phrases into the directions for the practical bits of his exams because “you should always know how to be polite no matter where you go.” He’s rarely seen by students outside of class, and those that have never had him elevate him to “campus cryptid” status.

a walk through central park

REQUEST: Fall walks through Central Park with anyone.

WARNINGS: fluff!!!!!!!!

AUTHOR’S NOTE: yo it’s hot as balls where i live so here’s me wishing that it’s actually like this in SD lol 


Summer hit New York hard and everyone, including you and Sebastian, felt it. Through sweaty and sticky days on months end, the weather finally started to cool down.

Stores had brought out their fall decorations starting with Halloween items and slowly pushing out Thanksgiving merchandise as well. The days seemed to grow shorter as night fell quicker than before.

The air was crisper, the sun not as hot or bright, and the leaves were starting to change color and fall of the tree branches. Jackets, boots, long sleeves, scarves came out from storage and were placed in the closet.

Summer was finally over and fall had arrived.

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Energetic (Dick Grayson smut)

Requested: Yes
Request: Can I request smut with Dick Grayson in his Nightwing suit? Maybe like he comes home and just wants to burn off some of his energy but wants to do it while still in his suit bc hot damn he’s so hot in his Nightwing suit?
Summary: Dick needs to rid himself of excess energy.
Word count: 523 
Warning(s): Smut.

Richard had always been very energetic, especially when he had a good night on patrol. So what do you do with extra energy late at night? You of course give your s/o the time of their life.

He slipped through the living room window, the TV was on and I was sitting on the couch watching some random movie. He walks behind me and slides his hands down my shoulders and my front, I stiffen just a little before realizing that it’s my boyfriend.

Looking up he presses a loving kiss to my lips and starts kissing my neck, pulling gently on my earlobe, causing a gentle moan from me. 

“Baby I need you.” He lowly yet seductively whispers in my ear, causing me to shiver. I could feel the cocky grin on his face. 

Before I could even say anything, I’m scooped up in his arms, going towards our shared bedroom. I loudly giggle over his neediness, causing his grin to widen.

 “You won’t be laughing when I’m done with you” he smirks, throwing me on the bed with a thump, causing me to laugh even harder.

 He takes off his gloves and gets on top of me, running his calloused hands down my ribcage, under my over sized T-shirt, causing a shiver to run down my spine and my hips to buck in need of friction.

 His lips feverishly attack my neck, sure to leave lodes of purple markings. Soon he presses his soft yet a little chapped lips against mine while pulling down my panties, earning a soft groan from me.

His bulge is pressing against the inside of my thigh, the material of his suit making goosebumps appear.

He slowly removes my shirt, kissing down the valley of my breasts, lower and lower. My hands gravitate to unzip his suit but he pins my hands above my head, whispering in a low seductive voice, “not tonight, baby girl.” 

My eyes screw shut and a moan escaped me, his teasing driving me insane. The contrast between my hot skin and his cold suit material doing things to me. Soon he lets go of my wrists, just enough to unzip his pants and pull out his hard member, liking his lips.

 “You ready, princess?” He whispered, hovering over me. I eagerly nod, causing a smirk to lay upon his face. 

With one fluid thrust he pushes in to me, a loud moan leaving both of us. After a second to adjust, he begins roughly thrusting in to me, nearly pulling out and then pushing back in, the pace unrelenting.

The inability to feel his skin or even touch him becoming difficult to handle, as I start coming undone.

 As his pace gets less steady he lets go of my wrist to better balance himself, my hands go flying in to his hair, tugging ever so slightly, my name repeatedly leaving his lips. 

We finally both come undone in complete ecstasy. Dick riding out our highs.

Dick pulls out and lays next to me, moving so he could hold me close, “i knew you love the suit,” he teases, kissing my forehead.


With love,

Showing Michonne Some Love

Okay so I was just watching that episode aptly named “Forget”. And just as Messie made her appearance, I was scrolling past this right here…

And I was like why the hell wasn’t some random showing Michonne love?

I mean, if I was an extra during that season, I would’ve written myself into scripts and scenes just to be near her.

I’d be like…

*gif not mine but he thicc


Winter Soldier x fem!reader

Warnings: swear words, some aggression, unconsented touching while reader is sleeping

Summary: reader and winter soldier are partners for Hydra and are on a mission, creepy guys that is helping them gets creepy with reader

Note: I’m not good at summaries so extra info- unconsented touching isn’t descriptive, reader calls Bucky “Winter” bc she doesn’t know his real identity either


Winter’s POV

Sleep left me vulnerable so I didn’t do it much. That wasn’t a problem for me, I don’t usually enjoy my time in the unconscious state anyways. Random scenes always play out that usually aren’t pleasurable to watch and leave me in a worse state than before I fell asleep. Besides, sleeping wasn’t my job. Completing the mission was my job, along with protecting (Y/N) who was sleeping beside me right now. Wrapped in the thin blanket on the squeaky motel bed, she had her head resting on the pillow next to my right arm with her hands pulled tightly against her chest as she peacefully slept. Hearing her relaxed breathing and seeing the slow rise and fall of her chest took me out of my normally alert state and relaxed me. Usually I never come in contact with a bed, but (Y/N) didn’t feel safe sleeping alone since our intel guy was staying in the same room as us. I had already seen him a few times get a little too close for comfort with her, so I listened to her pleas and agreed to stay beside her while she slept. I didn’t mind it anyways. I could keep a closer eye on her, and I liked being the one she came to for comfort. I had kept my eyes on our intel guy for most of the night but being in my relaxed state, my eyes started getting heavier and I felt myself starting to drift off beside (Y/N)’s warm body. Intel guy had fallen asleep about an hour ago in his own bed, so I allowed myself to get some, probably much needed, rest. As time seemed to pass slower in my hazy state, I heard what sounded like heavy breathing and low moans and then felt a dip in the bed from (Y/N)’s side. Worried she might be hurt, I opened my eyes and looked at her, only to see the intel guy with his hand under her shirt while she still slept. Feeling the anger boiling in me, I pushed myself up off the bed and grabbed the guy by his shirt, slamming him into the nearby wall.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” I growled lowly at the trembling man. He clearly didn’t think he was going to be caught in the middle of feeling up (Y/N). After he answered with a string of stutters, I wrapped my metal arm tightly around his throat.

“You’re not a necessity to this mission, so you better have a better answer than that or else nothing is stopping me from crushing your throat right now.” As he stared with wide eyes, I heard (Y/N)’s small voice from behind me.

“Winter? Winter, what’s going on?” I turned around and saw her rubbing the sleep from her eyes as she pulled the blanket off of herself. Momentarily distracting me from my previous threat, seeing her only ignited my anger even more as I replayed him trying to take advantage of her while she was in such a vulnerable state.

Tightening my grip on his throat, I turned back around to the pervert, “I don’t know, would you like to explain why you had your hand up her shirt?” I enjoyed watching him struggle for air as I pressed harder and harder on his throat. I then felt a hand on my back as (Y/N) told me to let go of him.

“Winter, if you kill him, the mission is going to take longer, and you know our handlers won’t be happy about that. Just put him down. He’s not worth the consequences.” I thought that he was worth the punishment I would surely receive for killing him, but a tug on my arm from (Y/N) convinced me to let go of him. As he dropped to the floor, gasping and coughing for air, I grabbed him by the arm and harshly pulled him into the bathroom that was on the other side of the room.

Throwing him into the cramped, dingy room, I grabbed his face and forced him to look at me, “If I ever catch you doing that shit again, you’re going to wish I had killed you just now.” Getting up, I gave him a hard blow to the jaw with my metal appendage, effectively knocking him out. I closed the door and returned to the bed (Y/N) and I were previously sleeping in. She watched me nervously as I sat on the bed in an upright position with my back against the headboard. I motioned at her with my head to come closer, which she did quickly. When she got close enough, I grabbed her arm, tugging her on top of me and pulled the thin blanket over us. I pulled her tightly to me as she laid her head on my chest and wrapped her arms around my torso. With her slowly falling back into a slumber in my arms, I stayed up the rest of the night making sure I was there if anything happened again.


A/N- fuck its been a hot second since the last time i wrote. update i survived junior year and im now a senior in high school

Some random platonic Supercat headcanons
  • Cat asks Kara one morning why she never gets herself a coffee when she picks up Cat’s. Kara tells her she can’t afford it, and Cat starts doubling her order and giving the extra to Kara every single day. 
  • Cat once took Kara to dinner at a restaurant so expensive that Kara couldn’t understand half the ingredients on the menu. Cat closed a $35 million deal while surreptitiously watching Kara spit out snails.
  • Kara works from Cat’s apartment on Friday nights. Cat needs to be home with Carter, but has trouble finishing up the week by 5pm. Kara helps her by coming over after work. She sits on their expensive couches, TV playing Carter’s shows, her laptop resting on her knees while she works.
  • Kara sings, and she sings well, when she thinks no one is listening. One Friday night she stayed way too late at Cat’s and Cat convinced her to stay over in the guest room. Cat walked in to set a towel on the bed and from beyond the guest bathroom door, she could hear the strains of “Walking on Sunshine” floating in. She lingered longer than she should have and grinned like an idiot, but only because no one was around to catch her doing it.
Silver Spoon Pt.7

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader x Seokjin

Genre: Angst/ Romance

A/N: Wow this is long overdue, I apologize for this extended wait dhsfgghs anyways I um did some thing in this part 😳. BUT ALSO this series is coming to an end very soon. There’s a few pov changes, don’t get confused it was deliberate! Enjoy :)

Warning: Mature Content

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6

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Eyes On The Road

Characters:  Dean x Reader with a side of Sam

Summary:  Dean and the reader have some fun on the road.

Word Count:  1526

Warnings: This is just pure smut.  I felt the need to write some down and dirty good old fashioned smut.

Tags are at the bottom.  Feedback is welcomed and appreciated.

Originally posted by poorbeautifuldean

Eyes On The Road

Dean hasn’t been able to take his eyes off you all night. He tracks you as you move around the club in the skirt that barely covers your ass accompanied by those heels that could impale a man. You can practically feel his gaze burning your skin. There’s an extra swing to your hips as you work the crowd, flirting with possible suspects. When you lean over to talk to the men, you give him a good, long look at those round breasts. Every time you whisper breathlessly into some random guy’s ear, you watch his jaw clench. You know that by the time you get out of here he’ll be fit to be tied. Hmm…maybe you’ll tie him up. There’s a thought.

Making your way across the room, you size up the newcomer at the bar. He spots you sashaying toward him and turns to face you as you slide into the stool at next to him. “Hey there, beautiful. Buy you a drink?”

Biting your lower lip, you bat your eyelashes. “Sure, sugar. I’d like that,” you say in a breathy voice. “Looking for some company tonight?” You lay a hand on his arm and watch him wince when your silver ring touches his skin. “You okay?” you ask innocently, removing your arm and leaning forward to give him a front seat to your cleavage.

“Yeah, I’m good. What do you say we get out of here?”

In answer you hop from the stool and indicate for him to follow you. Out of the corner of your eye you see Sam and Dean rise and shadow the two of you out the back door. Once you are in the dark alley the shifter makes a move, trying to grab your arm. Sam and Dean burst through the door. Sam pulls the shifter off of you while Dean plunges a silver blade into his chest.  

All in all, a good night’s work.

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Stiles Smut~ Strangers

Pairing: Stiles x Reader

Word Count: 1107

Warnings: NSFW, smut, oral (male recieving)

Dylan smut based off of Stangers by Halsey

A/N: Guys, I promise I had this done and ready, but the storm I was tlaking about ended up cutting the internet off. You can ask my mom, I ranted to her all night about it I was watching Supernatural for Christ’s sake.

Anyways, kinda wanna add more fandoms like idk Supernatural, Voltron, Twilight, random ones. I’m going to catch up on some tv shows later on like Riverdale and stuff.
IDK. Inbox is empty. Send in requests pleaaaase. :))

Extra: Song X

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2. Set in Stone: Thief.

Set In Stone Masterlist (SOON)

Pairing: Bucky X Reader

Summary: Modern!AU Series for @whothehellisbella ‘s Song Fict challenge.

A story told through time leaps about Bucky and reader’s relationship.

Based on the song: Waves - Dean Lewis (Acoustic Version.) The sadder the better.

Warnings: Angst.

Words: 2k

A/N: This is an interactive-experimental series that can be read in two different arrangements: following the posting order or, later when all parts are published, in a chronological line. I hope it turns out well.

Part I

Through the wind
Down to the place we used to lay when we were kids
Memories, of a stolen place
Caught in the silence
An echo lost in space

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Jake Gyllenhaal Imagine

It was a quit evening at the apartment you shared with Jake. Now the two of you weren’t dating just two friends who lived together. But sure as hell it felt like it. The two of you spend a lot of time together. Drinking wine, eating, watching movies or just sitting and talking. Even tho it was a Friday night you wouldn’t want to spend it any other way then sit with Jake in the kitchen talking about any random subject that came to mind. 

“Okay then what would you rather have. Two extra arms or eyes at the back of your head?” in some weird way you came to would you rather questions. 

“How did we get here?” you asked taking a sip of your wine. Jake did the same and answered

“Well some people say that we are God creations but I like to think we were put here by alians.” you could tell he was amused by his own joke. 

“Not that you weirdo. How did we get to these questions.“ You asked laughing and his silly answer. He looked at you with a deep look that showed he had more in his mind then he said. “What is it Jake?” He smiled took a sip. Slowly got up and set next to you. “I want to ask you something.” You nodded “have you ever thought of us more then friends?” His question did surprise you but at the same some made excited. Maybe it was the wine or just you wanted to speak the truth. “Yeah I have. Have you?” You said with a flirty smile. He smiled back at you. Then just nodded. Suddenly it seemed like time was going in slow motion. You watched as he leaned in and closed his eyes. You did the same. Soon enough your lips met in the most amazing kiss you’ve ever had. Butterflies filled your stomachs. After breaking the kiss he held your now read cheeks in his hands. “God how I’ve wanted this moment for so long”


Apparently I wrote 2 imagines for the same prompt so here’s some extra Happy for you!

You were a simple person. You weren’t too demanding when it came to things like your love life or work. You just asked for respect and gave it back. Otherwise if the respect wasn’t there, you didn’t give any. Which it seemed like this random croweater didn’t seem to grasp.

She must be new, you thought to yourself. You walked up to the hoe that decided tonight was a good night to start rubbing up on your man. You stood there for a good second as you watched Happy trying to push the crazy lady off of him before finally clearing your throat. She glanced back but looked back at Happy who was looking at you in thought. He knew how defensive you could get.

You glared at the back of her head before grabbing her shoulder and forcing her to turn around. “What?!?” She asked you with attitude in her voice. She seemed a little slow. You cocked your head to the side as you glared at her.

“I don’t think my Old Man likes you rubbing up on him, harlot. Maybe you should take your dump somewhere else.” You told her as you walked around her and sat in his lap. He wrapped his arms around you and buried his head into your neck.

“What the fuck does that mean?!?” She asked, offended. She huffed as Happy wasn’t showing her any attention.

You laughed at her. “Do you not know what harlot means?” You asked her. You felt Happy smile against your skin and his body shake with silent laughter.

“Duh, I don’t speak geek.” She said as her voice got higher.

You spoke slowly, as if talking to a child. “It means whore, hoe, how any other way to say to cum dump.”

She gasped. You laughed at her reaction. “Man, are you dumb.” You said.

Some of the others were laughing at her, too. That was until she decided she was gonna talk back to you. “You cunt! I think you’re the whore here!” She said as she crossed her arms.

You stopped laughing and your face went serious.

“Bitch, you better know who you’re talking to.” You heard from behind you. You turned your head and saw Tara standing behind you and Happy. She stood there with her hands on her hips and a glare in her eyes as she stood up to the croweater.

The croweater backed off a little as she saw that she was unevenly matched with two other women after her along with some of the Sons around you that were watching the situation, waiting to push the bitch out of here.

Finally, she huffed off to find another conquest for the night. Hopefully, a single man. Don’t need anymore drama tonight.

anonymous asked:

So did either of you acknowledge that you gave her another origami flower? I'm dying at all this cuteness

fkadlfjad;lfkj ok here’s the rest of the story

so. i left the thing on her laptop and then i ran away went to eat lunch, so i didn’t get a chance to stick around and see how she reacted when she first saw it. but then later on my supervisor stopped me and was like “wow i saw the thing!!!” bc apparently flower girl was showing the thing to other people and telling them i made it for her (even though i didn’t like… leave a note or talk to her or anything, she knew)

and then she finished for the day and was doing some grocery shopping before she went home. i was bagging at the time so i was like “oh i hope she comes through my line this is good i can smile at her but i don’t really have to make a lot of conversation bc she’ll probably be talking to the cashier mostly,” but guess what!!!! as fate would have it, right before she was about to check out it was getting kind of busy so i was told to go open another register, and just as i was getting set up she was literally right in front of my aisle with her basket and was like heeeeyyy!!!

so obvs she came through my line, and immediately she was so excited about the thing i made her and she was talking about how my sup wanted one but then “i told her she’d have to advocate for herself & ask you to make her her own because i’m sure as hell not giving up mine!!” (i KNOW!!!!) and she actually had it in her hand and was taking it home with her. and then we just talked about food and stuff (lmao i work in a grocery store, all we ever talk about is food) and anyways i was Normal and not awkward and we smiled at each other a lot and there was a lot of eye contact and it was nice.

and i think—i THINK—she knows that i like her, like she MUST right??? i am the least subtle person when it comes to gay thirst, it’s a problem. i mean i guess all of this could sort of be construed as platonic… just like… a gal… making paper roses for a pal…… but idk there was a lot of eye contact going on as i was checking her out (heh) & i’m really maybe trying to Go For It (in like… an 8th grade flirting kind of way). plus my instagram is literally just portraits of fictional lesbians & i have rainbows coming out of my ass so she must at least know that i’m gay.

i mean the straight people i work with literally see the rainbow sticker on my water bottle and the rainbow pins on my backpack and my converses w the rainbow soles and still have NO CLUE and don’t realize i’m not straight (???? how???? i guess it just never occurs to them because?? heteronormativity??? they’re literally like “omg your shoes are cute i want to get a pair” and every time i want to be like nnNNO. these are not!! for!! you!!!). but anyways flower girl is def not straight and she also has rainbows coming out of her ass so i’m sure if i clocked her she must have clocked me right???

oh OH also back to storytime. my friend told me that apparently as i was going out to get carts (this was right after i came back from lunch so she already had the flower i made her but we hadn’t acknowledged it yet) flower girl looked up from her work (she’s very focused when she works it’s cute) and turned her head to watch me walk out the door so………… idk what that means. i mean i’m literally always watching her walk away, apparently it’s getting really obvious and people make fun of me for it all the time. but yeah she watched me walk away. SO. there’s that.

anyways we’re both working again tomorrow, she’s opening and i’m not scheduled until 11 but i think i might come in a few hours earlier and just set up shop with my laptop and try to make some progress on some artwork or something. i mean i definitely have to come in earlier anyways bc i still can’t drive myself and 11am is an inconvenient time for other people who don’t work random hours. but i might come in extra early like at 8 or something so i can just… sit at a table facing the flower booth and pretend to Do Stuff but actually just watch her work for 3 hours lmao i’m a MESS