How to get into the Holy Trinity: Hamilton, Heathers, and Dear Evan Hansen. Ten easy steps.
Step one: Find out about Hamilton and halfheartedly listen to it.
Step two: This shit is goOD SHIT–
Step three: Coming down from the Hamilton hype a bit and you start listening to your other music again instead of Hamilton. Vulnerable to new musicals.
Step four: Hamilton blogs upload Heathers content. You check it out because you are apparently a musical person so maybe you’ll get into this one?
Step five: HOOOOO MAMA YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THIS WHY IS VERONICA’S VOICE SO SMOOTH–??
Step six: Start watching Heathers animatics because JD is hot in all of them.
Step seven: You watch a Dear Evan Hansen animatic because it came up on your dash because you watch so many Heathers ones.
Step eight: You listen to Dear Evan Hansen because you’re curious about it now and it seems pretty cool.
Step nine: NOT AGAIN HOLY SHIT
Step ten: Everything is a reference to one of the Holy Trinity. Your obsession has leaked into your every day life. Your friends don’t know you. You don’t know you. What have you become.