exo as guys i have encountered during my school years
Minseok: my chubby crush in middle school; awkwardly couldn’t walk around each other at the door? check! helped me to bring heavy boxes? check! foot-balled me in the face? check! got himself a girlfriend way prettier than me……………………………………..*sobs* check…(aaand story of my eyes loosing their six-pack-seeing virginity during p.e. lesson in high school……..)
Junmyeon: arrived at school in a limousine once…the commotion he caused made him take the bus ever since. such a nerd! had beaten him coming 1st in class - he scoffed & pouted throughout the next week..he is kinda attractive though? “hey um, maybe we can- *turns me down for extra classes using a maths pun* noPE
Yixing: responsible for watering plants and looking after fishes in the biol lab, helps lost students in the halls, school representative at official meetings, has younger girls giggling over him in the corners - the truest cinnamon roll …*school dance competition* VIOLENTLY HIP THRUSTS HIS WAY TO THE 1ST PLACE ! ! !
Chanyeol: my friend. a loser. tried to pat the turtle in the biol lab..it bit him. playfully pushed his classmate - broke the desk. so.. why the HELL do so many girls drool over him huh?! listen here - that band-aid on his cheek is not cause he “heroically protected some girl on the street”………it’s cause he slipped on a pizza slice…during our anime marathon yesterday….
Baekhyun: the friend of my friend who also somehow became my friend? ? ? regularly goes for a manicure - the nicest hands i’ve ever seen. @me:“not to be a perv, but you have a rather nice chest”……………duDE……………. imitated the anime voices so passionate, that his throat is sore and my hand hurts from facepalming… and he is salty……….it was his pizza slice
Jongdae: my seatmate. very loud (like i am right. flipping. next 2 u dude - why??), very whiny(scolded for laughing at the joke that i told him), very troll(a never-ending sitcom ‘pranking-war ep’). biology teacher has his pic on the darts board(for ruining lessons with 19+ jokes), while choir teacher is building him a monument in the garden
Kyungsoo: the most stable guy there is .that time someone spilled juice on his essay………..the hell broke loose. grades - never-changing above-averages. “isn’t that the same outfit?” rolls his eyes and says that there is a thing called washing machine,,,,yeeeaaah riiight….pants and wheezes his way through p.e. class
Jongin: a crush? a friend? what even.. makes poop jokes when i meet him walking his dogs. calls them pet-names which are so cheeze it makes me gag. lolled his butt off after reading “oral” on a pill container….but then he waits for me after class just saying “lets go” like he didn’t wait in the cold for 20 mins, just adding “ i thought u’d be lonely walking home all alone”……. which leaves me thinking…….’no way, my heart just skipped a beat for this loser?!?!?’
Sehun: the ‘how do we even tolerate each other?’ guy…glare marathon, snarky remark marathon, eye-rolling marathon, best remark marathon - i have all in stock! lolled at me when i fell down the stairs, lolled at me when i couldn’t reach the top shelf, lolled at me when a kid pushed me and i spilled my food everywhere. …stood up for me when the upperclassmen started teasing me?wat?………..and he has that one pair of jeans, khem, i toootally didn’t enjoy being behind him in the cafeterias queue…