wat is this pairing

exo as guys i have encountered during my school years

Minseok: my chubby crush in middle school; awkwardly couldn’t walk around each other at the door? check! helped me to bring heavy boxes? check! foot-balled me in the face? check! got himself a girlfriend way prettier than me……………………………………..*sobs* check…(aaand story of my eyes loosing their six-pack-seeing virginity during p.e. lesson in high school……..)

Junmyeon: arrived at school in a limousine once…the commotion he caused made him take the bus ever since. such a nerd! had beaten him coming 1st in class - he scoffed & pouted throughout the next week..he is kinda attractive though? “hey um, maybe we can- *turns me down for extra classes using a maths pun* noPE

Yixing: responsible for watering plants and looking after fishes in the biol lab, helps lost students in the halls, school representative at official meetings, has younger girls giggling over him in the corners - the truest cinnamon roll …*school dance competition* VIOLENTLY HIP THRUSTS HIS WAY TO THE 1ST PLACE ! ! !

Chanyeol: my friend. a loser. tried to pat the turtle in the biol lab..it bit him. playfully pushed his classmate - broke the desk. so.. why the  HELL do so many girls drool over him huh?! listen here - that band-aid on his cheek is not cause he “heroically protected some girl on the street”………it’s cause he slipped on a pizza slice…during our anime marathon yesterday….

Baekhyun: the friend of my friend who also somehow became my friend? ? ? regularly goes for a manicure - the nicest hands i’ve ever seen. @me:“not to be a perv, but you have a rather nice chest”……………duDE…………….  imitated the anime voices so passionate, that his throat is sore and my hand hurts from facepalming… and he is salty……….it was his pizza slice

Jongdae: my seatmate. very loud (like i am right. flipping. next 2 u dude - why??), very whiny(scolded for laughing at the joke that i told him), very troll(a never-ending sitcom ‘pranking-war ep’). biology teacher has his pic on the darts board(for ruining lessons with 19+ jokes), while choir teacher is building him a monument in the garden

Kyungsoo: the most stable guy there is .that time someone spilled juice on his essay………..the hell broke loose. grades - never-changing above-averages. “isn’t that the same outfit?” rolls his eyes and says that there is a thing called washing machine,,,,yeeeaaah riiight….pants and wheezes his way through p.e. class

Jongin: a crush? a friend? what even.. makes poop jokes when i meet him walking his dogs. calls them pet-names which are so cheeze it makes me gag. lolled his butt off after reading “oral” on a pill container….but then he waits for me after class just saying “lets go” like he didn’t wait in the cold for 20 mins, just adding “ i thought u’d be lonely walking home all alone”……. which leaves me thinking…….’no way, my heart just skipped a beat for this loser?!?!?’

Sehun: the ‘how do we even tolerate each other?’ guy…glare marathon, snarky remark marathon, eye-rolling marathon, best remark marathon - i have all in stock! lolled at me when i fell down the stairs, lolled at me when i couldn’t reach the top shelf, lolled at me when a kid pushed me and i spilled my food everywhere.   …stood up for me when the upperclassmen started teasing me?wat?………..and he has that one pair of jeans, khem, i toootally didn’t enjoy being behind him in the cafeterias queue…

any sakuhina fans out there in the universe

& i dont mean that weak brotp shit nah im talkin bout full blown lesbians

SENPAI'S ULTIMATE KAGEHINA FIC REC (◡‿◡✿)

So I decided to make a Kagehina fic rec. Some other ships may be included in these fics but they are mentioned in the tags! Also, I couldn’t find all the authors on tumblr so if you know them, please let me know!

Note: Please make sure to read the tags before reading the fic. So if you’re uncomfortable with something, you can avoid it. This fic has almost all the imaginable catagories. Also I’m putting it under read more so you can always see the updated version!

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after 20 hrs of my revived post-sw haze i woke with the realization that i like torturing myself with officer pilots with bff droids and the girl that came out of nowhere who’s strong enough to knock them down

whatsup with my fancy of latino men and british women paired together in sw verse mmkay

wat

anonymous asked:

Bucky/Steve?

SteveBucky: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART / I’M WITH YOU ‘TIL THE END OF THE LINE

ANON WHY.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?!

Oh no.

I accidentally gave myself feels.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!

I AM TYPING IN CAPSLOCK BECAUSE WHO ASKED THIS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.

OH MY GAH.

*Calms down*

Would anyone care for Bucky in Bucky’s old outfit so that we won’t die of too much feels?

Yes?

It’s under the cut! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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ship wars in a nutshell (ಠ_ಠ)

> ichihime: let’s spam ichiruki tag and cross-tag every pairing that is not related to Bleach
> people: can you just stop this is bullshit just calm down
> ichihime: omg why are you so mean!!! see, ichirukis are so stupid and childish dumbfucks!!! we have to show you the truth!!!

> ichihime: OMG HAHA WE WON YOU BITCHES!!! NOW YOU MUST TELL YOUR ICHIRUKI SHIT IS AS DUMB AS YOU ARE!!!
> ichiruki: wat
> non-pairing Bleach fandom: wat
> renruki: guys calm your tits
> ichihime: OMG YOU ARE WITH US RIGHT!!! WE CAN KICK THEIR BUTTS HAHA STUPID ICHIRUKIS!!!
> renruki: fuck this shit we’re out.
> ichiruki: …
> ichiruki: …
> ichiruki: like what the actually fuck dudes


> ichihime: *aggressively make edits of official scanlations and artworks, also fanarts* SEE?! THIS WAS MEANT TO BE! KUBO WAS SHIPPING ICHIHIME FROM THE BEGINNING!!!
> Bleach fan: …
> Bleach fan: maybe i’m not into pairings but here’s original art *sends original picture*
> ichihime: …
> ichihime: …
> ichihime: ARE YOU STUPID YOU MOTHERFUCKER?! WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN TO US?!


> ichihime: *wants to start bullshit*
> Tumblr: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE US ALONE.

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Downton Abbey Spoiler Alert (x)

Bonus:

Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 (good luck with that!) people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you

Tagged by: adeliepinguin

1. WHAT WAS YOUR:

    Last beverage: orange juice
    Last phone call: sven svenson
    Last text message: a “goodnight, love you” to my dad who’s at work rn, he deserves so much attention
    Last song you listened to: transparent by spineshank
    Last time you cried: last night between 2 and 3am

2. HAVE YOU EVER:

    Dated someone twice: no
    Been cheated on: no
    Kissed someone and regretted it: yea sad story of my life
    Lost someone special: yes
    Been depressed: yes
    Been drunk and threw up: been drunk but without the throwing up

3. LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

indigo, green and some kind of pastel purple

4. LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

    Made a new friend: yea 
    Fallen out of love: yes
    Laughed until you cried: you bet
    Met someone who changed you: well yes?
    Found out who your true friends are: i don’t know
    Found out someone was talking about you: no

5. GENERAL:

How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: wat i don’t even am on fb

6. FIRSTS:

    First Surgery: i was like 6 when my tonsils were removed 
    First piercing: well do my earrings count? i was seven when i got my ears pierced
    First best friend: tim, he’s like exactly six days younger than me and we were like fucking twins since we were born. we still consider us as soulmates.
    First sport you joined: hahaha. haha. ha. i don’t do sports.
    First vacation: wat
    First pair of trainers: why

7. RIGHT NOW:

    Eating: yes, how many cranberries are too many cranberries? i need professional help
    Drinking: eh said orange juice
    I’m about to: eat myself alive why is soldier such a babe
    Waiting for: the missing balls to return from war

8. YOUR FUTURE:

    Want kids: yes sir
    Get married: aye
    Career: haha

9. WHICH IS BETTER:

    Lips or eyes: why not the whole face wat
    Hugs or kisses: i want both please
    Shorter or taller: not important to me at all
    Older or younger: probably older?
    Romantic or spontaneous: depends (romantic more likely)
    Nice stomach or nice arms: uh give me all the soft bellies!
    Sensitive or loud: sensitive
    Hook-up or relationship: relationship
    Trouble-maker or hesitant: somewhat between

10. HAVE YOU EVER:

    Kissed a stranger: ha yes
    Drank hard liquor: aye
    Lost glasses/ contacts: my yellow cosplay contacts
    Sex on first date: no
    Broke someone’s heart: yea
    Arrested: nah
    Turned someone down: yes 
    Cried when someone died: yes 
    Fallen for a friend: yes, like 50 years ago

11. DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

    Yourself: sure
    Miracles: yes
    Love at first sight: yes yes shame on me
    Heaven: no tho i’d like to
    Santa Claus: i’ll say yes because i don’t wanna be on the black list
    Kiss on the first date: i don’t usually do dates but yes
    Angels: nope

Now tag 25 blogs!

dusksailingyanderehypnos, defosaur, jollydaddymink, gaynoizes, porn-cums-first, jellyfishmikuni, clearsfuwa, fuwa-fuwa-gem, ki-saki, do-he-got-the-aobooty-he-do, lazululu, mustangisinflames, ao-arisu, chibi-clear, gayanimespacejesus, shiroba-nipple, iamthetrash, yaoipatroljeansis, awesome-kittyy, clearscrystalline, lame-seme, aobooty-seragaki, asexualmink, infinitefaller