wat is gon on

nuttin crestie boys

I’m laughing so hard, because I saw the posts about how male cresties will “nut” on anything and about everything for not other reason than they just can, and my male, Brun, has never done this. He’s only nutted when I have just finished handling his girl, Apricot, and have gone to handle him, or when I put him in with his girl.

But I JUST finished putting in fresh food in his enclosure and he RAISED HIS STUBBY BUTT AND NUTTED WHILE LICKING UP HIS FOOD, STOPPED TO EAT HIS NUT, THEN KEPT EATING.

I am OFFICIALLY on board with “male cresties will NUT ANYWHERE FOR ANY REASON AT ANY TIME”

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^ “just finished nuttin’. wat u gon do ‘bout it hooman?”

Hey Angel Chapter 8

“Daddy!” Jackson giggles. “No get shoe on!” He says holding out his little boots.

“Well, we can’t have that can we.” He smiles taking them from him and helping him put them on. 

“So, what we do day?” Jackson asks Harry. 

“We are going to go shopping today.” He smiles. “I need your help getting some  things.” 

“Weally?” Jackson gasps. 

“Yep.” Harry smiles. 

“Yay! I Daddy Helpa!” He claps. 

“That’s right.” He smiles. “Now, are you ready to go?” 

“Ya!” He smiles jumping off the bed. 

Harry and Jackson leave the hotel, getting in the car and heading to the area where all the nice shopping places are. 

“So, what we go swhoppin for?” Jackson asks looking at Harry. 

“Well, a very special holiday is coming up, Valentine’s Day right?” He smiles. 

“Ya! Da hwearts and stuff!” He nods. 

“Well, We need to get some presents for your Mum, Y/N and Ella.” He says. 

“Weally?” He gasps. “Dat so cool!” 

“I’m glad you think so.” He laughs. 

“What we gon get dem?” He asks. 

“Well, what do you think we should get them?” He smiles. 

‘Fowas!” He gasps. “Pwetty fowas!” 

“Okay, flowers.” Harry says typing into his phone. “What else?” 

Jackson puts his hand on his chin, thinking. “I wan mwake Wella a bwear!” He gasps. “Can I Daddy?” 

“If they have one of those places here, then yeah, buddy. I bet she would love that.” He smiles. 

“Yay!” He giggles. “Now, for Mama and Y/N.. I say we get dem pwetty tings!” He smiles. 

“Like pretty shiny things?” Harry laughs. 

“Yay!” He nods. “What you fink?” 

“I think those are perfect ideas.” He smiles. 

Jackson smiles widely and soon they get out of the car. Harry grabs Jackson’s hand and they start off to the first store, Build A Bear. 

“I so cited!” He smiles. “We do mwatching bwears?” He asks. 

“If you want.” He smiles. Jackson smiles and rushes over to look at the different bear options. He finally picks out two bears and they move onto the next station. Harry picks him up, so he can see the bears getting stuffed with their stuffing. 

“So cool!” He giggles clapping. Harry smiles kissing his cheek. 

The worker smiles handing the bears back to Jackson and he moves on to the next station. After the bears are all finished, Jackson starts looking at the different clothes and accessories.

 Harry takes a picture of just how intense Jackson is making his choice before picking out some things. Harry helps Jackson get the bears nice and dressed before taking them over to the counter to pay for them. The worker puts the bears in their own little box and Harry carries them out. 

“Dat so fun Daddy!” Jackson smiles. “We bwing Wella and Y/N back lata and mwake one gin!” 

Harry laughs shaking his head at him as he holds Jackson’s hand and they head into the next shop. It was a jewelry place and Jackson’s eyes widen when he sees all of the stuff inside. 

“Wow! So many pwetty shiny tings Daddy!” He giggles. “We get dem all?” 

“Yeah. I don’t think Daddy can afford all of what’s in here, buddy.” He laughs. 

“Oh.” He giggles.

“Hello, what can I do for you today?” The worker asks. 

“We wook fo pwetty shiny tings for Mama and Y/N!” Jackson smiles to her. 

“A Valentine’s Day present.” Harry smiles. 

“Oh! Well, are you looking for anything in particular?” She asks. 

“Well, I was thinking about getting his Mum a necklace with his birthstone in it. It’s something that she’s been talking about getting for a while, but she’s just never really went got it.” He says. 

“We do have some birthstone necklaces. What month is he born in?” She asks. 

“October.” He smiles. 

“Ooh Opal really beautiful.” She says. “Come right over here and these are our options for opals. Most of our necklaces have diamonds in them as well.” 

“Mama wuvs dem!” Jackson gasps. 

“I bet she does.” She smiles. 

“Do you see any that Mummy might like Jackson?” Harry asks holding him up a bit. 

“Hmm….” Jackson says looking down. “What bout dat one!” He smiles pointing to a necklace with a medium size opal pendant surrounded by diamonds. 

“Oh, wow. Can we see that one?” Harry asks. The lady nods, grabbing the key and opening the display box. She brings out the necklace and Jackson smiles widely. 

“Mama gon wuv it!” Jackson smiles. “Wat tink Daddy?” 

“I think we’ll take this one.” Harry smiles. 

“Great. I’ll send this to the back, to get cleaned up and wrapped while we look for your next present.” She smiles. 

“Sounds good.” Harry smiles. 

The worker walks to the back and Harry looks down Jackson. 

“What do you think Y/N would like?” Harry asks. 

“I not know.” He shrugs. “What you fink?” 

“I think maybe some beautiful earrings and maybe a bracelet?” Harry smiles. 

“Kay!” Jackson smiles. “I fink she wike dem!” 

“I hope so.” Harry smiles. 

Harry then tells the worker about the earrings and bracelet. He finds some that both he and Jackson like. After cleaning and packaging up the gifts, Harry pays and has the security guard take the bags back to the car, so he and Jackson can get some lunch. 

They walk into the restaurant nearby and Harry helps Jackson into his chair. The hostess gives Jackson some crayons and paper and he smiles.

“So, Jackson, are you having fun today?” Harry asks.

“Wots!” Jackson smiles. “You Daddy?”

“Of course. I’m spending time with you.” Harry smiles. 

Jackson giggles. 

“Now, just so you know, you can’t tell Y/N or Mummy or Ella about what we got them today.” He says. “They’re all surprises, okay?” 

“Kay! I no twell.” Jackson smiles. 

“Great. Now, after we eat, we have to order the flowers and then we can go do whatever it is that you want.” He smiles. 

“Yay!” Jackson smiles. 

Once the food comes, Jackson quickly starts eating his and Harry laughs. “Slow down, buddy.” 

“I hungi!” He whines. 

Harry laughs shaking his head. “So, Jackson, I have a question for you.” 

“What dat Daddy?” He asks looking up from his tiny hamburger and fries. 

“How much to like Y/N?” He asks. 

“I weally wike her!” He smiles. “She nice to me and funny and pwetty!” He blushes. 

Harry smiles. “Yeah, she is. Well, you know how Y/N and I are close friends.” He asks. 

“Ya!” He nods taking a bite of his one of his fries. 

“Well, how you feel if Y/N and I became more than close friends and she became my girlfriend.” He asks. 

“Wike kissy and stuff?” He asks. 

“Yes.” Harry nods. “Would you like her to be my girlfriend?” 

Jackson sighs looking down. 

“What’s wrong, buddy?” Harry asks confused. 

“Mama say dat if Daddy get giwlryfwiend den she be my new mama and Mama no be Mama no mo.” He whispers sadly. 

Harry sighs. He reaches over and pulls Jackson into his lap. “That’s not true, buddy. You’re Mummy is always going to be your Mummy. No one is ever going to take her place.”

And Y/N, Y/N is going to be your friend, just like she is now. The only difference is that Y/N and I can be all kissy and go on dates and be happy together. It also means that I can’t kissy anyone else like I kiss Y/N and she can’t kissy anyone else like she kisses me.” He smiles. “Basically she’s going to be my special friend, but only if you say it’s okay.” 

“Wat if Y/N wan kissy me, Daddy?” Jackson smirks. 

“Well, I guess that would be okay.” Harry jokes. 

Jackson smirks at him. “And Mama always be Mama no matta what?” 

“That’s right. No matter what, you’re Mummy is always going to there.” He smiles. 

“Den okay! I wan Daddy and Y/N be kissy fwiends!” He smiles. 

Harry smiles widely. “I’m happy to hear that, buddy.” He smiles. “But let’s not tell Y/N about that either, okay. I’m going to ask her when I give her the special presents we bought today.” 

“Kay Daddy! I pomise!” He smiles. 

Harry kisses his head and the two finish their food before Harry pays for it. After lunch, they make a quick stop by the florist to put in the flower orders before heading back to the hotel, where they spend the rest of the day together playing with toys and coloring. 

#Verifyvenuz (A Nuclear Throne Fanfiction)

It was a normal day in Yung Venuz’s mansion, not unlike the days before. At this time, Yung Cuz was sitting in the game room, eating some Doritos and playing a rousing game of Luftrausers on his Steam Console that he got FROM THE FUTURE! He was quite entranced in the game, as if nothing else around him mattered. He almost felt as if he was truly blazing through the sky and deystroying all that opposed him. It almost seemed like nothing could ruin his focus. That was, until he heard the sound of a Flying Car park in the Garage next door.

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The Phantom Menace: Now This Is Drinking™

My drunk liveblog of The Phantom Menace is as follows goodbye:

  • Lol these politics are not making sense already
    • Isn’t a trade federation like, a conglomerate of entities that trade
    • Not one autonomous entity that taxes trade routes between other entities
    • Jedi Knights, “Guardians of Peace and Justice

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  • K first line from a Jedi is “I have a bad feeling about this” yep me fuckin’ too, about this movie and about the saga as a whole
  • Obi-Wan has a bad feeling about something “elsewhere…elusive” perhaps good ol sheev sticking his dick all up in the senate is what you’re sensing?
  • THERE HE IS, THERE’S SHEEV. THERE’S MA BOI
  • “I WILL MAKE IT LEGAL” MMMM A MAN W POWER
  • “close the blast doors…that will hold them” ok, that’s up for most poorly delivered line in the whole saga
  • “this is an odd play for the trade federation” is it really tho are u really surprised
  • That Amidala dress is so iconic I could cry just looking at it
  • I feel really sorry for the actors playing the trade federation
  • And jar jar kinks has arrived
  • “Exscqueeze me” JFC that line is dated
  • God obi-wan is hot why the fuck did pamde go for Anakin are you srs
  • Why is the gungan city theme so fucking ominous
  • “SO GOOD BEIN HOME” SAYS JAR JAR
    • IS IT
    • IS IT REALLY THOUGH
    • WHY DID YOU LEAVE
  • And why the FUCK did that fool have to use the phrase “big doo doo” jfc George lucas how 1995 can you be
  • I’m not drunk enough for gungan speak. Time fr another shot.
  • “What is to become of Jar Jar Binks”, says Qui-Gon
    • Funny, the fandom is still asking the same question
  • Was this movie geared towards 5-year-olds
    • yes
  • The invasion of naboo is not happening quickly enough
  • “coruscant uhh that doesn’t compute uhh wait YOU’RE UNDER ARREST” battle droid humor is lethal. Kill me
  • Qui gonn is gon lookin’ for a remote planet called tattooine
  • Please George lucas I don’t want to hear how jar jar kinks begins his day
  • Wy did natalie portman have to be 14
  • Jake Lloyd I am so sorry
  • Qui gon is doing such a better job of putting up with watto than I would
  • “mind tricks don’t work on me, only money” same watto, same
  • Not that I know shit but Anakin sounds like he has a pretty heavy accent when speaking in watto language
  • “we have nothing of value”, says qui gon. But wat about the fallen prince of gungan land
  • Pretty sure this fucker selling fried frogs in the market is unkar plutt
  • DARTH MAUL’S VOICE IS UNDERRATED I FORGOT HE FUKIN TALKS
  • Ya padme the republic doesn’t exist out here ever heard of the OUTER RIM U 1% scum
  • “is there anyone friendly to the republic who can help us” and SHCMI SAYS “NO” LMFAO I AM DYING
  • “there was no father”…………………K
    • Yes there was
    • His name is sheev
  • Can I just skip the podracing scene
  • My dick has 20,000 midichlorians
  • Darth maul’s exit of his ship is just like kylo;s and I am aTTRACTed 2 it
  • Why have I never noticed sebulba getting a massage
  • The jar jar fart joked makes me want to eat myself from the inside out until I am oblivious that it ever happened
  • I’m sebulba
  • NOW THIS IS PODRACING
  • Is that jabba™
    • Or another hutt
  • “SKYWALKER IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL,” SAYS THE ANNOUNCER. IF U ONLY KNEW
  • Sebulba yelling while flying his pod is how I feel watching this movie
  • That two-headed fucker sportscaster is one of the most poorly animated things I have ever seen
  • Schmi looking away from her holopad and cringing needs to be gif’d
  • “why do I sense we’ve picked up another pathetic life form” thank you obi-wan
  • And so anakin’s whining begins
  • Can we appreciate schmi skywalker 4 one sec plox
  • DARTH MAUL IS HOT AND HE DRIVES A MOTORCYCLE FUCK
  • There are few things more attractive to me than a man in a cloak
  • Seripusly why did you pick ankin wobi-wan was right ther
  • Amidala’s outfits are breathtaking
  • And so is palpatine’s hair
  • Me waiting for Anakin to bring balance to the force
  • Mace windu is fucking DONE
  • Dear George lucas: u can’t just stick a horse head on a human body and call it an alien
  • “the boy is dangerous they can all sense it why can’t you” KEEP IT REAL, OBI-WAN
  • “u won’t be a problem, ani” – qui gon k tell that to your dead apprentice
  • Anakin’s about to fuckin cry watching padme talk to gungan king
    • The first of many cries
  • Liam neeson looks like he was so fucking over this gungan alliance scene before they even filmed it
  • Why does padme speak so differently now that she’s outed as the queen
  • Were people impressed by battle droids when they first saw the CGI hordes of them in theaters real question
  • YEAH SIT THE FUCK DOWN ANAKIN STAY IN THE COCKPIT
  • Darth maul enters naboo fight scene—cue arousal
  • Darth maul removed hood, arousal intensifies
  • Abakin pulling misc levers in the cockpit and somehow this lil shitshow takes off in the fuckin speeder LOOK HOW #BLESSED HE IS
  • The deflector shield is too strong what’s fuckin new
  • Since when does padme have a batman grappling hook
  • Is there a single scene in this movie that doesn’t have CGI
  • FUKC THE MUSIC IN THE MAUL BATTLE IS HYPHY
  • MORE SHOTS, THIS SHIT IS LIT
  • I love seeing qui-gon on his knees
  • Obi-wan tryna keep it together
  • ALL OF OUR HEROES R SURROUNDED. HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE
  • The obi-wan vs maul scene is dope af
  • ANAKIN SAVES THE DAY WHO KNEW #BLESSED
  • NOW THIS IS PODRACING
  • Let qui-gons be bygones
  • Kiss ur fuckin trade franchise goodbye goodbye bitch
  • HOLY SHIT SHEEV’S HAIR IS BROWN
  • WHY IS OBI-WAN INSISTING ON TRAINING ANAKIN
  • “qui-gon’s defiance I sense in u” heard that
  • And alas, my favorite shit in the whole movie; jedi funeral
  • Newsflash: darth maul is still alive
  • And I’m turning this shit off before the gungan parade makes me vomit all this precious booze up

u kno wat im gon come back now I MISSED U ALL SO MUCH N BBH TOO MY ANGEL I HOPE HES ENJOYIN HIMSELF N IS HAVIN FUN MY LOV MY BABY MY EVRYTHING