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Elsword's Timeline (Sister Add's Perspective)
  • Beta Test: Simple life, with simple characters. No salty peeps yet.
  • Raven's Arrival: Raven's the new hot thing! But the basic trio still exist in large amounts.
  • Eve's Arrival: Eve is now gaining popularity and fanboys alike! Players go gah-gah for the Queen's arrival.
  • Chung's Arrival: Hamel's Prince takes the red carpet! And so, here comes the trap jokes. Game's on you, Chung. And so, more runners take the PvP... Somehow.
  • Ara's Arrival: THE MOE AGE. ARA IS TOO MOE. SHE'S PRECIOUS, AND THEREFOR MUST BE PROTECTED FROM HER HATERS.
  • Elesis's Arrival: Elesis regains her former glory that was once lost in her old game, GrandChase. Now stronger than her GC counterpart(at least), she takes the stage and players' hearts. The basic trio is now losing in numbers.
  • Add's Arrival: Add's abominable reign of terror has arrived! Here comes the salty players in PvP, not to mention the Eve Fanboys. PvP is now broken and female players alike are now being dragged to Add Hell one-by-one. Heck, his popularity can now rival Eve's. The basic trio's numbers are dramatically decreasing.
  • LuCiel's Soon-to-be Arrival: Since Elsword KR has LuCiel, players from the other servers are impatiently waiting for their arrival. In the mean time, fanarts raids in, as well as the new ship, CielxAdd. More fangirls are being dragged to hell. Will we ever survive this era???
  • God: All this is for you. Help yourself to anything you like. But never touch the tree in the middle of the Garden. That tree gives knowledge of good and evil. The day you eat its fruit, you will die.
  • Adam and Eve: *walk to The Tree of Knowledge*
  • Eve: Fuck wat da teacher said this shit dope
  • Adam: Hoe don't do it
  • Eve: Fuck you bitch ass nigga *eats apple*
  • Adam: *picks up note*
  • Note: If you read this, it's already too late
  • Adam: Eve we done fucked up