waste cabin

Drabble #328

X: in-law

“Hi, Mummo! How’s things?”

“Hello, Simon dear. I’m fine, thank you. How was work?”

“Oh, marvellous! Just marvellous. The details are a bit hush-hush for now, but we’re planning something big for the hedgerows.”

“How exciting. Anyway, I wanted to ask if you’re free on Saturday? Martin is bringing his girlfriend over, and she wants to meet you and Caitlin.”

“Is that right? Well, I should think I can clear an hour or so, for little Marty. What’s she like, then, this new girl?”

“She’s lovely. Much more down-to-earth than you’d expect.”

“What, for a pilot?”

“For a princess.”

“…What?”

ok but consider this:

  • aph kids that feel overwhelming surges of love randomly and start hugging people bc “gdi you’ve been my friend for like two days youre such a great person???”
  • aph kids with no personal space whatsoever and sometimes kiss people in a completely platonic way and their friends are left wondering what the fuck just happened
  • aph kids that are bitter about love!!!!! self contradicting demigods gdi!!!!!
  • ones that embody all the marina and the diamonds songs ALL OF THEM
  • ones that embody all the taylor swift songs oh my god
  • ones that are amazing with make up like what the fuck eyeliner game too strong
  • ones that make dresses off the curtains in the cabin like giselle from enchanted tbh
  • yes aph kids that are all kinds of outer beauty
  • yes aph kids that are all kinds of inner beauty
  • aph kids that are okay looking but god damn they appreciate and see the beauty in everything and everyone
  • photographers!! painters!!!! ARTISTS!!
  • black widow type of aph kids that are all about emotional manipulation
  • ones that like to sleep around with literally everyone
  • ones that are saving themselves for that special someone
  • APHRODITE KIDS THAT SHIP EVERYTHING??????
  • aph kids that have one otp they will defend to their death
  • ones that have had their wedding day planned down to what tablecloth they’ll be using since they were like 5
  • ones that want to be wedding planners/bridesmaids their life goal is literally 27 dresses
  • ones that prefer not to get married
  • all aph kids that fight and rally for gay rights all together and very passionately
  • asexual/aromantic aph kids that appreciate love from afar!!!
  • literally all the sexualities are represented in the cabin and everyone is cool with it bc its all the same love for gods sake
  • ones that represent love for famliy
  • love for friends
  • love for country
  • love for tv
  • love for apple pie
  • love for shoelaces
  • LOVE FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING
  • IM HAPPY FOR PIPER MCLEAN BUT I AM SO MAD AT RIORDAN FOR MAKING THE REST OF THE APHRODITE CABIN REPRESENT THE MOST SUPERFICIAL AND BASIC FORM OF LOVE AND BEAUTY (DATING PEOPLE AND PINK FRILLY STUFF HONESTLY) im not saying you cant have drew tanaka-esque aph kids too but
  • YOU CANNOT DEMEAN A GODDESS OF SOMETHING AS ABSTRACT AND AS TIMELESS AS LOVE AND BEAUTY TO BRANDED CLOTHES AND MAKE UP 
  • VARIETY PLEASE