washington memes

Washington: Son,

Hamilton: Don’t call me son 👎✋ call📞 me BEAST 💪! Keep the grind goin’ non-stop 👏proud graduate at King’s college ✍️🤓talk less?? SPEAK UP. ⬆️RISE UP. ⬆️Caribbean born, USA bred 🗽🇺🇸Everyone must sit under their own vine 🌱🌿 and figtree. (Micha 4:4 )👏🏽 All I’ve got is my god🙌🏽. Redefining bravery since 1757. 👏💪👋🙌

  • George washington: pick up a pen start writing!
  • Hamilton, who wrote 51 essays for the constitution, had a song dedicated to how much he loves to write, literally just offered to write something for washington, wrote hundreds of letters to his boyfriend, wrote a pamphlet just because he had an affair, wrote a massive text just to talk shit about John Adams, is literally only good for writing at this point: boi
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Psychic:</b> *reads my mind*<p/><b>Me:</b> ev’ryONE GIVE It UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!<p/><b>Psychic:</b> LAFAYETTE!!!!!!!<p/></p><p/></p>
Non-Stop
  • Washington: They're asking me to lead, I'm doing the best I can, to get the people that I need, I'm asking you to be my right hand man-
  • Hamilton: Treasury or State?
  • Washington: I know it's a lot to ask-
  • Hamilton: Treasury or State?
  • Washington: To leave behind the world you know-
  • Hamilton: Sir-
  • Washington: how about you shut the fuck up and let me fucking finish you little shit
What'd I Miss ??

Alexander: wow my life is going GREAT right now! I can’t believe I have the best wife in the world, a free country, Washington on my side and my beautiful children!

Thomas: *jaws theme*

Ghost!Laurens after the Reynolds Pamphlet

Laurens- *knocks Hamilton’s quills on the floor* Oops.

Hamilton- *goes to pick them but stops when he realises they spell out ‘cheating ho’*

Me: *takes a deep breath*

Me, yelling at full volume: HOW DOES A RAGTAG VOLUNTEER ARMY IN NEED OF A SHOWER SOMEHOW DEFEAT A GLOBAL SUPERPOWER HOW DO WE EMERGE VICTORIOUS FROM THE QUAGMIRE LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD WAVING BESTY ROSS’S FLAG HIGHER YO TURNS OUT WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON AN IMMIGRANT YOU KNOW AND LOVE WHO’S UNAFRAID TO STEP IN HE’S CONSTANTLY CONFUSING CONFOUNDING THE BRITISH HENCHMEN EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN LAFAYETTE IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKING RED COATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS LAFAYETTE AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP TILL I MAKE EM DROP BURN EM UP AND SCATTER THEIR REMAINS IM LAFAYETTE WATCH ME ENGAGING EM ESCAPING EM ENRAGING EM IM LAFAYETTE I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS LAFAYETTE I COME BACK WITH MORE GUNS AND SHIPS AND SO THE BALANCE SHIFTS WE RENDEZVOUS WITH ROCHAMBEAU CONSOLIDATE THEIR GIFTS WE CAN END THIS WAR AT YORKTOWN CUT THEM OFF AT SEA BUT FOR THIS TO SUCCEED THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE WE NEED I KNOW HAMILTON SO HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN A TRENCH INGENUITIVE AND FLUENT IN FRENCH I MEAN HAMILTON SO YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO USE HIM EVENTUALLY WHAT’S HE GONNA DO ON THE BENCH I MEAN HAMILTON NO ONE HAS MORE RESILIENCE OR MATCHES MY PRACTICAL TACTICAL BRILLIANCE HAMILTON YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LAND BACK HAMILTON I NEED MY RIGHT HAND BACK YEAH UH GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK I MEAN YOU GOTTA PUT SOME THOUGHT IN THE LETTER BUT THE SOONER THE BETTER TO GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK ALEXANDER HAMILTON TROOPS ARE WAITING IN THE FIELDS FOR YOU IF YOU JOIN US RIGHT NOW TOGETHER WE CAN TURN THE TIDES OH ALEXANDER HAMILTON I HAVE SOLDIERS THAT WILL YIELD FOR YOU IF WE MANAGE TO GET THIS RIGHT THEY’LL SURRENDER BY EARLY LIGHT THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME ALEXANDERRR

  • Hamilton: would you like to join us, or stay mellow doing whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
  • Jefferson: which is Madison
  • Hamilton: excuse me?
  • Jefferson: nothing
  • Washington: *thinking* if I see another gay person I'm going to cry