washing cat

most warrior cats fan art depicts starclan totally different from the dark forest. but in the books, they were so similar looking, they were confused. so i made some dead cat designs. both are washed out, glowy eyed cats. dark forest cats retain their scars and weaknesses. star clan cats are literal sparkle cats. but the stars are very subtle. i have a head canon that honored star clan cats can get planets and comets and stuff in their fur.

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anonymous asked:

Hey hey it's me again. Mystery anon. (Am I going overboard with the asks? I hope this isn't getting creepy--you're just such a wonderful cinnamon roll) artblock sucks man. How about the agents of project freelancer? Maybe they're all bonding together? Someone's getting pranked? Or for once in their lives they get a break. Wait. What if they found a cat? Wash would be all over it. Picture a lil kitty sleepin on Maine. It'd be great. Best wishes to you, Panther!

you say a kitten sleeping on maine and i raise you multiple kittens sleeping on sleepy maine

awaaaaaaaaaah anon you’re so great and i’m really glad you’ve been sending me so many asks~~

i suppose now is a good time as any to promote my rvb ask blog? @ask-the-freelancers is almost up and running- as soon as i finish making the ‘ask box is open’ sign i’ll start accepting stuff.

Loyalty
  • Boyfriend goes to bed in the morning, takes cat with him.
  • Cat sleeps there for an hour, gets up.
  • Cat begs for food.
  • Cat wants to sit in the courtyard.
  • Cat sits with me on the couch for a while.
  • Cat finds a sunbeam to wash himself in.
  • Cat indulges in a little bird watching.
  • Cat begs me for dinner. Unsuccessful.
  • Cat returns to sleeping in bed with the boyfriend.
  • Boyfriend wakes up an hour later.
  • Boyfriend: Oh Honey, the cat's so cute! He's been curled up with me all day!
  • Me: Yes dear. Sure.
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170208 6_zalddow: 이게 고양이 세수라는 건가?
this is like the cat wash?
translation by btobells | take out with full credits 
Walking to school, a poem

Alarm
Snooze
Alarm
Snooze
Alarm
Snooze
Alarm
Snooze
Get up
Find the cats
Get dressed
Didn’t grab your ID
Didn’t grab your ID
Didn’t grab your ID
Change back into your pjs
Grab ID
Grab ID
Grab ID
Get dressed
Wash face
Find the cats
Put on jacket
Grab keys
Lock deadlock
Unlock deadlock
Lock deadlock
Unlock deadlock
Lock deadlock
Unlock deadlock
Open door
Walk outside (don’t look right)
Close door
Right face
Walk to elevator
Didn’t step off with left
Walk back
Walk back
Walk back
Rub your eyes three times
Step off with left
Walk to elevator
Push down three times
Count seconds
Fuck it’s the right elevator
Rub your legs three times
Blink three times
Enter elevator
About face
One step right
Push button
Hold breath going down
Count seconds till it opens
Three steps forward
Right face
Five steps forward
Open door with right hand
Two steps per cement block, left first
Don’t step on grass
Don’t step on cracks
Look down
Look down
Look down
Right flank
Crosswalk
Stop
Stop
Stop
Look left
Look right
Look left
Walk across
Only step on white
Only step on white
Only step on white
Left flank
Left
Right
Left
Right
Stepped on a crack
Stepped on a crack
Stepped on a crack
Back to crosswalk
Back to crosswalk
Back to crosswalk
1
2
1
2
Stepped on a new block with your right foot
Stepped on a new block with your right foot
Stepped on a new block with your right foot
Changestep
1
2
Stop mouthing numbers, people think you’re crazy
Stop mouthing numbers, people think you’re crazy
Stop mouthing numbers, people think you’re crazy
Crosswalk
Stop
Look left
Look right
Look left
Only step on white
Only step on white
Only step on white
Right flank
Count the words graffitied on the construction equipment
Left flank
Don’t step on the grass
Don’t step on the grass
Don’t step on the grass
You’re late for class
Don’t cry, people already think you’re crazy
Don’t tell the teacher why you’re late
Don’t tell the teacher why you’re late
Don’t tell the teacher why you’re late


Stop saying you’re “ocd” just because you’re organized, besides, that’s not the right syntax, stop. You’re making me sick, you’ll never know what it’s like.