you ever just read something and be like “YES I NEED TO DRAW THIS”?
so I saw a reblog of a bunch of “SU episodes I desperately want” (this post by placentalmammal), got as far as “Ronaldo encounters Jasper, is immediately smitten“, and then this just sort of happened. I don’t think I actually ship it but I’m always up for drawing Jasper’s hips!
Random story idea for the night: Gender reverse Little Mermaid where a hot dude mermaid washes up on the beach in like, New York or something and this chick is lying there b/c she was at a party last night, got hammered, and fell asleep here and now there’s an injured mermaid dude and like yeah she’s hungover but like, not helping fish people is bad karma so she drags him back to her apartment and puts him in her tub and like they become friends or something
Look I don’t have all the answers, I just work here.
How would over watch members react if they a mermaid washed up on the shore after a storm.
I didn’t do everyone (that would take too much time and I like doing rather intimate reactions) but I tried to do a few decent ones! I think I may only do four at most, since these take time, haha.
Most assumed that there was nothing happening beneath the sea during a storm. But the fact of the matter was that there were currents that pushed and pulled harder when it stormed, and you were unfortunate enough to get caught in one of the stronger currents near the surface. You had been helping a pod of dolphins surface for air before moving further out from the storm when you were caught.
You hit your head at some point and passed out; when you woke again you were on land and you were being stared down at by some human who was looking over your head. You hissed in pain when they pressed against your wound, and immediately retaliated by pinning them down, your strength superior despite your size.
The human looked alarmed.
Hanzo; He immediately pushed against you, going for his bow quickly. You moved to go back to the water, but hissed in more pain when you realize just how dry your scales were. It was painful to move, but you didn’t want to stay too close to anyone that might hurt you more. “You are injured, I was only trying to help,” the human told you. You found that hard to believe, purely because humans were creatures that wanted to hurt mers, that was simple fact. No human ever had good intentions for a mer. “Fine. I will not help you,” he decided. But he did not leave. You kept your eyes on him as you tried again to move, but your scales were cracking in places. You had been on land for far too long; you were bleeding where your scales were cracking.
“I can help you to the water,” the human finally sighed, after watching you struggle and barely contain your hurt noises. You did not want to agree to his help, but moving hurt too much to do on your own. You finally nodded, and the human set down his bow to approach you again. You barred your teeth, both a reflex and a warning, but the human ignored the action and scooped you up into his arms. He was strong, though not stronger than you, but you could appreciate that kind of strength in a mate. If he were a mer, you would have considered him attractive. Unfortunately, he was a human, and he looked weird. But you appreciated the cool feeling of the water as it washed over your scales, already feeling much better. “Thank you,” you sighed. The human merely nodded. You went further in the water, but stopped to glance back at the human once more. “Your help is appreciated. Should you need to find me again, you will.” You had a feeling now this wouldn’t be the last time you saw him.
Soldier76; An instinct similar to your own must have kicked in within him because he caught you completely by surprise when he flipped the two of you around. You registered a pain in your tail and let out a cry when you realized the excess movement had caused your dry scales to begin cracking. The human seemed to register your pain as he moved to let you go. You sat up, webbed fingers going to your tail to look over the damage more extensively. At the same time, the human approached you again. “Your head-” you heard him say, but you didn’t want him to get too close when you were so vulnerable. “Don’t touch me!” you snarled, claws at the ready should you need to attack. He took a step back, holding his hands up. “I just want to get you patched up. I found you here after the storm,” he said. You remembered the storm, but you didn’t know if the human spoke the truth about helping you.
“If you truly wish to help me, get me to the water,” you said. If the human had other intentions against you, it would be easier to harm him with him so close. He stepped over to you and picked you up into his arms, careful of your tail. You held onto him, not used to being picked up so far above the water (not including the time your friend lifted you just above the surf) but you wished there were other circumstances to the situation you found yourself in. “How did you get this far out?” the human asked you now. “The storm beneath the surface can be just as violent as the one above,” you stated. He huffed what could be considered a laugh, and a smile flashed over his features. You found yourself looking away to avoid smiling back, the expression a bit infectious. When he set you down in the water, you sighed in relief, watching your blood wash away with the tide and feeling more refreshed than you had in days. “I guess this is goodbye then,” the human said. You glanced up at him as you moved further into the water. “Goodbyes mean nothing at all. This isn’t our last meeting.” With that, you slipped beneath the surface of the waves, leaving the human behind, watching and wondering.
Lucio; “Whoa!” the human shouted, which in turn alarmed you as well. He stared up at you, shocked that you had such strength. “Are you alright?” he asked, which confused you. You wondered why until the pain that radiated up from your tail came to the forefront of your mind. You collapsed atop the human, breathing heavily and trying not to think about how much it hurt to move. The sand burned in the wounds it managed to get into. The human sat up with you falling into his lap, the worry on his face clear. “Hey!” he quickly moved to pick you up into his arms, the sudden movement causing you to shout in pain and distress. “Sorry,” the human apologized, but he did his best to quickly get you back to the water. You were surprised he was so quick to help you; others would not have been so ready. Humans could be selfish creatures and often times when your kind was found by them you were never seen again.
He set you further out in the water than you would have expected him to. If you wanted, you could have pulled him beneath the waves and drowned him. Such a trusting creature; it was a quality that would be lauded in a mate. You decided against killing him when he let you go. “Thank you,” you sighed, the water washing over you and giving you something of a glow. It would take time for your scales to heal but you appreciated the fact that it would be a speedy recovery. “No problem! Healing is what I do,” the human smiled. He was practically soaked and he held onto you until you could get your tail beneath you enough to swim. “You’re awfully kind for a human,” you murmured, “Why did you help me?” The human’s smile softened a bit, and the sun behind him gave him his own glow. “One day, there won’t be anymore fighting between our kind. We’ll all be in sync to the rhythm of life.” You thought the dream a foolish one, but it was nice to meet someone who believed in something like that. “Maybe one day,” you agreed, before slipping beneath the water. You hoped the two of you could meet again one day. You had a feeling you would.
Tracer; As quickly as she was beneath you she was gone, confusing you to no end even as you hit the ground and felt the pain in your tail flair up. You let out a small yelp, and before you knew it she was lifting you into her arms. “Careful, love, wouldn’t want to hurt your head anymore,” she stated. She smiled at you, and then you were closer to the ocean than you had been before. “How did you-?” she didn’t answer your question as she sat you down in the water. “There we go. I don’t know how well this’ll react to the water, so I can’t take you any further out.” She tapped a glowing object strapped to her chest, a thrum seeming to come from it. The light reminded you of the angler fish your parents used to groom, the light ethereal and beautiful. “What is it?” you found yourself asking, forgetting yourself for a moment. The water was already soothing over your wounds, making you feel better than before.
“It’s a Chronal Accelerator. My friend built it to help me,” she smiled. You didn’t entirely understand what she was saying, but her friend helping her was something you did understand. “Does this make us friends?” you asked, confused. If her friend had helped her and she was helping you, was this how humans became friends? Strange, but you appreciated the fact that she didn’t leave you on the beach. “If you want to be, then yes!” her laugh was light and happy, and you thought of how you would love to have a mate with a laugh like that. You wondered if she had a mate of her own. “You should really get back to your family,” she sighed now. “They must be worried sick for you.” You agreed silently; you had no idea how long you had been gone. “Thank you for your help…?” you wanted to call her by something other than “human” but she had not given you a name. “Any time!” Then, she was gone from your sight for a moment, before you saw her waving at you from further up the beach. You raised a single hand to wave back. You hoped you would see her again one day. Such a kind human; she would make anyone that chose her as their own happy.
Where Graves is a merman (I’m thinking black tail, white stripes around his hips, maybe a hint of yellow in his fins for that angel fish vibe) and Newt is the human on the land who falls in love with the sea.
Because the sea has sea serpents that can change their size, feathered manta rays that can curl up into a tiny cocoon, sentient bits of kelp that talk shit and have attachment issues. The sea is awesome.
Then Graves gets himself tangled in a net, the daft idiot, and almost drowns himself on the beach until Newt manages to cut him free. Graves’ memories of the event are fuzzy - his eyes don’t work so well out of water - but now that Newt knows about mermen, about Graves, he’s determined to find him.
What he finds instead is Grindelwald, a washed up mermaid with a dull tail and jagged, torn fins. Grindelwald proposes a trade: his tail for Newt’s legs. Newt agrees. Unfortunately for Grindelwald, Newt winds up with a fabulous gold tail (just the slightest hint of red) but Grindelwald’s legs are bowed and gnarly, as warped by his dark magic as his tail was. He blames Newt for the treachery and Newt escapes into the sea.
Then Newt kinda just flails, because this whole merman thing? Is new. And confusing. And it doesn’t come with a map, so he’s a touch lost. But it’s all good! He finds a small piece of sentient kelp that calls itself Pickett, and Pickett attaches himself to his ear and alternates between tying tiny little braids into his hair and squeaking exasperated instructions about how Newt should avoid getting his fool self killed.
They end up at MACUSA, the towering and imposing underwater city. Their attempts to sneak in are foiled by the captain of the guard - a rather dashing, rather familiar character we know and love that answers to Graves.
Well. I’m sure you can guess what happens next.
Except whoops, just as the angry-but-caring guard starts to realise that the lovable-but-snarky rule breaker is in fact the guy that saved his life and that Graves is madly in love with, BAM. Grindelwald happens.
He’s been busy with those legs, and he’s back on the scene with CANNONS and WARSHIPS and DEPTH CHARGES and all the exploding things he could find on the land. And it turns out that Graves is the one who got him banished and Grindelwald’s back for revenge against all of MACUSA and no one can stop him because mermen know jack shit about explosives.
Except. Newt knows. And Newt was kinda the guy who gave Grindelwald his legs so, oops.
Cue dramatic music please, let’s have a scene where Newt surges up towards a slowly falling explosive. Dull booms in the background, echoing screams as MACUSA falls, we see Graves looking around wildly for where Newt has gone and we see (but can’t hear) him screaming when he notices Newt swimming up.
Pickett grips tighter to Newt’s hair. On the surface, Grindelwald stands on his boat and laughs. Newt glances back once to Graves, then stares forwards again, jaw set in determination. He grips the bomb tighter.
The music rises to its climax, brass instruments and string instruments and percussion to back it all up.
Newt swings the explosive into the ship and -
The scene cuts to Graves, the music falls to something that aches, something with cellos low and mourning, and Graves is briefly illuminated by the light of the explosion. He mouths a single, disbelieving no, shaking his head in denial. Debris rains down from above and Graves swims forwards, desperate and hurting. We follow his gaze and we see Newt, lax in the water, silhouetted against the sunlight above.
Newt drifts. His arms are limp. His tail coils on the current, fins brushing against each other. Pickett, curled around his ear, turns away from the camera and holds onto the tiny braids in his hair. Graves swims up from below and cradles Newt, bridle style, against his chest, but Newt’s eyes are closed.
The music trails off into nothing. We are left with the pair of them seen from behind, the camera slowly panning away. Just before the screen dims, Graves hunches his shoulder and buries his face in Newt’s chest. There is a sound, though we can’t really hear it, echoing through the water as the screen fades to black:
Mermaid!Reader is very curious of the human world and got a little too close to the shore. Takao + Midorima + Hayama, and just for you Tia, + Kasamatsu takes notice of her. When they got a good look at her, her beauty is overwhelming. What's their/her next move? or What kind of scenario would play out?
Waifu!! hehe. You’re too kind to me *^* Either way, I hope you really like it! (I got carried away with Kasamatsu’s.. But damn.. I love how it turned out xD)
Hayama: He could hardly keep his golden hues off you, wide and filled with a surge of happiness he hadn’t felt in a long time. You, on the other hand, were a bit scared, unsure of what to do.. You would get in trouble, you weren’t supposed to interact with humans! But.. The look in his eyes made you stay. though if anyone asked, you were stuck.
He came running, helping you into a more comfortable position, looking you up and down for several moments. His actions made you just a bit nervous, but there was a soft thudding in your heart, and you remained still, assessing this.. creature..
So this is a human…
“O…OH! You’re a mermaid!!” He stated the obvious, but the excitement made you giggle just a little, Rather than say anything, you nodded, giving him a shy smile. He blinked several times, turning his head to the side as he stood up, returning the smile with an even bigger grin.
“Let’s go swimming!”
He yanked you by the hand, ignoring the squeal from your lips as his laugh was infectious.. contagious.. Not to mention gorgeous. You only responded with a light laugh of your own, and while he forgot to ask your name, too excited to remember, he decided there’d be plenty of time to be acquainted.
Kasamatsu: His first instinct is to run away. He’s not good with girls, and he thinks a mermaid would be no exception. However, despite feeling some heat rushing to his cheeks, considering you weren’t wearing clothing, he found himself sitting on the beach. When you got closer, he took off his jacket, wrapping it around your form as he looked away, coughing slightly.
“Y…You could get sick…” he mumbles, though that only makes you laugh, and shake your head in amusement.
“Mermaids don’t get colds like you humans..” There was a playful smile on your lips, and you raised your hand, cupping his cheek so you can look at him. This only made him fluster more, cheeks almost a dark tinge of red, but he felt breathless when you smiled big at him.
“H..Has anyone ever said your eyes are gorgeous..?” you whisper, lightly tracing it with a finger, “They’re the perfect shade of blue.. I’m almost jealous.”
“T…T…Thank you…” he manages to say, frowning when you continue to trace his face, and on instinct, smacks your hand away.. At your surprised face, he tried avoiding eye contact, almost burying his face in his shorts, but didn’t want to be rude.. “S..Sorry.. I .. I don’t like.. to be.. touched..”
Shaking your head, you smiled softly, “It’s okay.. I.. I got a little too curious..” you mumble, but keep your eyes on him, unable to look away..
“So..” at this he somewhat straightened his posture, though he was still a bit tense from your previous ministrations, “What else can you tell me about yourself.. human?”
“It’s not ‘human’” he speaks sharply, noticing the shocked look on your face again, earning him yet another blush. “I.. I mean.. I.. I have a name…”
“Oh?” she asks, tilting her head, “What’s your name then?”
Biting his lip, he finally looks you in the eye this time, without feeling nervous,
“Kasamatsu Yukio…” You repeat, loving the way his name rolls off your tongue. You smile then, nodding, “It’s nice to meet you, Kasamatsu-kun.. I’m ____.”
He finds himself nodding, though there’s a faint smile on his lips as he listens to you talk about your world. And likewise, he exchanges pieces of the human world, loving every reaction you give him when he talks about gadgets and gizmos. When the sun starts to set, he finds himself a bit lonely when you leave, but it instantly vanishes when you ask him to meet up the same time tomorrow.
Midorima: The two of you are staring.. more like glaring at each other when you first meet. Midorima thought he was drugged or really tired because last time he checked, mermaids are part of fairy tales.
However, when you smacked his face for being so rude, he realized you were very real.. and very strong.. Damn that tail.. He continued to rub his cheek, despite feeling his skin heat up, and not just from being disciplined by a girl.
You were very gorgeous..
Just his luck, having to run into someone who’s not part of his world, may never be part of it, yet takes an interest in him. He quickly learns you’re very curious, and although you’re a girl, you’re strong and tough, and won’t take anyone’s shit.
He’s not sure if he should feel intimidated or happy you only associate with him.
“W..Why don’t you ever wear a shirt?!”
You looked at him, huffing as your arms cross over your chest, “Mermaids don’t need to wear clothes! We’re used to cold climates.”
He sighed heavily, rubbing his forehead, yet reminds himself you’re not human, so it’d be kind of dumb to lecture about the lack of clothing.
“Still.. To anyone else, you look like a human girl…” he looks at the tail hidden in the water. “Someone might try to take advantage of you.”
You snorted, shaking your head before looking at the sky,
“If that’s the case, I’ll beat them up..” you grin, looking at him, “I had no trouble beating the shit out of you.”
He scoffs, throwing a blanket over you and avoids eye contact for the rest of the day. Because, as much as he wants to deny it, the mark on his face was proof that you, indeed, beat him, and he really couldn’t argue with that. Even if it was embarrassing.
Takao: He was very curious about you when he’d been trekking on the hot sands. To think.. On his visit in a new place, he’d find you washed up on shore, a mermaid… That’s what you’re called right? He really can’t help himself, and he runs towards you, though slows down when you start to slowly back away.
“W..Wait! Please don’t go!”
For some reason, you halt, turning your head back to him, noticing the way his blue hues glimmer in the sun, and you feel captivated.. Mesmerized..
Were all humans as gorgeous as him?
You carefully walked closer to him, though remained close enough to the water in case there was any sign of danger. But you didn’t sense anything off with him, so you stayed put, watching like a hawk as he came up to you, and bent to your level.
“W..Wow..” he breathes, a soft hand caressing your face, before moving to your hair, and takes his time exploring you. He doesn’t touch your breasts, sensing your slight nervousness, so he goes down your arm, and when he reaches your fins, he hesitates.. Will it be soft..? Hard..? Edgy..? He doesn’t want to hurt himself or you, so he looks into your eyes, waiting for you to make the move.
“Y..You can touch my scales.. They won’t harm you..”
Wow.. Even your voice is music to his ears, soft and tender.. He gives a huge grin then, eyes going to the colourful scales. He takes his time exploring, and although there’s a bit of movement from them, he can only stare at how they move. He doesn’t touch the end though, feeling that’s a bit.. too personal.. and sits down close enough to you but far away from the water.
“To think I’d run into a mermaid during my travels..” he murmurs, giving you a gentle smile. “I’m such a lucky guy!”
Your eyes wide, a soft blush coats your cheeks as you grin, swallowing the bit of nervousness in your system.
“Y..You think so..? I.. I’ve never met a human before..”
He laughs at that then, the word ‘really?’ mixing in but you couldn’t hear it within the laughter. You find yourself enthralled with his voice, and kind of wish you could record it..
Ah. that’s absurd..
“So.. There’s a first for everything.. You got to meet me… and I got to meet you!”
You could only nod, giving a soft smile in return to his eagerness.
“Say.. mermaid-chan.. Can I get a picture with the two of us? I won’t show it to anyone else! It’ll be a secret between you and me!”
At first, you hesitate, because you’d just met this guy, and no one was supposed to know about your kind.. But.. the twinkle in his blue hues, the way he looks at you like you do to humans.. It’s.. hard to say no.. So you nod, making sure your fins aren’t part of it.
A slight yelp leaves your lips when he pulls you against him, taking a quick photo of the two of you grinning, and he can only grin when he looks at it.
“It’s perfect..” he whispers, before standing up. “Well.. I should be getting back,.. It was nice to see you Mermaid-chan!”
Before you could say anything, he was gone, and you frowned, turning your head to the sun. The only regret you have is not getting his name.
This is shameless, very badly-written smut. You have been warned. I had an idea, I ran with it, I didn’t proof-read - what is plot, what is good writing ? Yeah. NSFW.
Dedicated to Tami, because I know she’ll appreciate this :)
I tried to be the lover to your nightmare Look what you made of me (x)
It isn’t fair.
It’s utterly unfair, that a king should be brought to his knees by ivory skin and star-filled eyes. Peter Pan can’t take it – he rebels against it with every fiber of his being. He mistook Wendy Darling for a mouse, for a bird – but she’s a dragon, breathing fire into his body within every waking moment, and all the swords his stubborn mind can muster into existence aren’t enough to vanquish her.