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I hate this new thing where makeup companies come out with makeup that’s supposed to make you look like you have no makeup on like “Our new (x) gives you that ‘no makeup look’ that everyone loves right now! Like when did “no makeup” stop meaning not wearing any makeup and start meaning doing your makeup a certain way like kids are looking at models and celebrities’ “no makeup looks” and wondering why they don’t look like that and it’s because they literally have on a full face of makeup. Like why are girls expected to wear makeup even when they’re “not wearing makeup”?

sailoriceprincess  asked:

Okay Nat I've seen this a lot on your blog and now my curiosity has gotten the best of me. What exactly is crispy socks?

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you know like u jerk a penis it’s gotta put it’s load somewhere. well it’s easy to just jack off into a white sock cuz the color blends in and all you gotta do it throw that sock in the washing machine and there’s no evidence that u even jacked off. it’s the perfect crime. well if u dont wash the sock right away and u just let it sit there all jizzed up then eventually it dries out and it becomes all tough and coarse and. uh. crispy

thank you for the question please have a nice day

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why does every picture of Akmazian feature him with a glorious mane of silky smooth hair swooping over his shoulders and down his back like how is he maintaining this?? where is he getting his hair done are there salons in the fucking void of space where do u go to get ur hair washed and styled when u happen to be a fucking galaxy-wide known terrorist???

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This is just terrible … the amount of whitewash ten gets I was just on Pinterest minding my own business when I came across that photo of ten from hit the stage so overly whitewashed he was the color of his shirt ? And I’m here like .. Tens natural tan skin tone is so beautiful which the photo on the right ! I’m not defending just in Tens case but all kpop idols need to show their true skin and fan sites need to stop white washing their idols it’s disgusting 😤

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