Mun Story Time
So last night dad and I went to the cheesecake factory and after dinner I do what ladies do and went to use the facilities before leaving.
Well 3 younger ladies walk in and they just chatting as I go to wash my hands their talking next to me and one of them says in a louder tone.
“Omg I can’t believe she thought I was 27 like bitch that is soooo ollldddd!”
And God forgive me but you know those times in your life you would normally just keep to yourself but an oportunity too perfect too pure obviously presents itself to you? this was toooo gooood!
So I turn to her deadpan and say
“I’m 27…” with the most strait most serious almost scary face I can give and omg the deer in a headlights look she gave me was the best thing I ever saw in my entire life roflmao! Worth it!
A second later I was like “oh honey I was just kidding with you, and no you don’t look 27. But girl you should have seen your face!” Her two friends proceeded to lose it as I walked out and wished them a good evening.
Ps: I didn’t have the heart to tell her that I would be 28 in a few days.