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What I’m trying to say is that you can have spirit without holding holy verse in your hands. You can be godly without certainty there’s anything out there. I’ve received answers to prayers from wildflowers. I’ve been closer to heaven under covers in a lightless room. What I’m trying to say is that I’ve met devils in church pews and saints on street corners. None of us knows what’s happening more than the guy next to him. I’m not sure what we’re looking for, but I know all I’m taking with me is what I’ve learned from this life.
—  Schuyler Peck

btstaekookie  asked:

i know you said you were being conscious about the 90s diet coke au posts you put out there, but BUILDING ON THE KAGEHI so kags is super strict and one of those overly-organized people yknow so he takes like 5 minutes at the hole puncher (bc so help him god if those papers are not lined up when he goes to punch them). one day, when he's lining up some papers to go staple them, hina and yams come up in that window thing and all the office workers go check out whats going on and kags is slow on-

LMAO oh god Kags stapling his papers to his tie because he’s distracted. AMAZING. THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH THIS MENTAL IMAGE!

I’m not sure Kageyama would immediately start lining up at the window, though. I think he would likely just get more and more annoyed that Hinata is so distracting, especially because he’s so used to being efficient at his job and getting things wrong is just…not like him at all. He can’t work out if he’s more annoyed with Hinata or himself, honestly, and he doesn’t quite understand what the hell is wrong with him.

Can you imagine him reaching breaking point and just marching up to the window, banging on it and shouting “THE WATER IS SUPPOSED TO GO ON THE WINDOW, DUMBASS, NOT ALL OVER YOUR BODY >:(” - poor Hinata would have a small heart attack and slop the bucket of water all over himself, causing his t-shirt to entirely become see-through. Kags would probably march back to his desk in that really awkward way he does, with his arms out to the side, and then sit there aggressively drinking coffee and glaring out of the window.

Yama would try desperately not to laugh throughout all of this but he’d have to turn around and face the other way to hide it when he inevitably fails, which would mean he accidentally makes eye-contact with Tsukki, who finds Yama’s laughter absolutely charming. Cue blushy, giggly Yams…

OH GOD I’M IN WAY TOO DEEP SEND HELP