RvB is weird because its like “who’s on red team? Sarge, Simmons, Grif, Donut, and Lopez” but “whos on blue team? Tucker, Church, Caboose, Sheila, Sister it turns out, Tex has there, Junior but the rules on alien babies are unclear, maybe Doc, sometimes Carolina, definetly Wash but only later, Church again? Simmons tried”
I once had one of those soulmate aus where the names were on their wrists and Wash was complaining to Church that he was never going to find a girl named "Lavernius" and Church was just like "wash that's a guy's name, you fucking idiot. You're gay." And wash's mind was fucking blown.