was-that-too-much

btstaekookie  asked:

i know you said you were being conscious about the 90s diet coke au posts you put out there, but BUILDING ON THE KAGEHI so kags is super strict and one of those overly-organized people yknow so he takes like 5 minutes at the hole puncher (bc so help him god if those papers are not lined up when he goes to punch them). one day, when he's lining up some papers to go staple them, hina and yams come up in that window thing and all the office workers go check out whats going on and kags is slow on-

LMAO oh god Kags stapling his papers to his tie because he’s distracted. AMAZING. THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH THIS MENTAL IMAGE!

I’m not sure Kageyama would immediately start lining up at the window, though. I think he would likely just get more and more annoyed that Hinata is so distracting, especially because he’s so used to being efficient at his job and getting things wrong is just…not like him at all. He can’t work out if he’s more annoyed with Hinata or himself, honestly, and he doesn’t quite understand what the hell is wrong with him.

Can you imagine him reaching breaking point and just marching up to the window, banging on it and shouting “THE WATER IS SUPPOSED TO GO ON THE WINDOW, DUMBASS, NOT ALL OVER YOUR BODY >:(” - poor Hinata would have a small heart attack and slop the bucket of water all over himself, causing his t-shirt to entirely become see-through. Kags would probably march back to his desk in that really awkward way he does, with his arms out to the side, and then sit there aggressively drinking coffee and glaring out of the window.

Yama would try desperately not to laugh throughout all of this but he’d have to turn around and face the other way to hide it when he inevitably fails, which would mean he accidentally makes eye-contact with Tsukki, who finds Yama’s laughter absolutely charming. Cue blushy, giggly Yams…

OH GOD I’M IN WAY TOO DEEP SEND HELP 

So I’m singing ‘Love Like You’ to my parakeet (as one does), and she hasn’t learned any of the song yet, but she knows the word ‘love’. So Every time I sing the word love, she says ‘I love you’ and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I’m just melting.

everyone has been gushing about kubo and the two strings, and okay, it sounds like it’s true and that’s wonderful, but frankly? with that astounding animation, i’d take anything. i don’t usually say this, but it’s true on this case. i haven’t watched the movie yet, and though i’m pretty sure that i’ll probably like it, i know that even if i don’t enjoy the story i will still fucking love it regardless because that animation. boy. i’d take the room with that animation. i’d take vanilla sky with that animation. i’d take showgirls that that animation. anything

In Dwyer and Ophelia’s S Support Dwyer starts speaking like Ophelia I am fucking dying 

Dwyer: The truth is… I am bound by unbreakable chains that wrap the secret in my soul.

Ophelia: What say you?! Unbreakable chains?!

Dwyer: They bind an invisible treasure chest in which I keep my unspeakable secrets.

Ophelia: Invisible treasure chest?! Unspeakable secrets?!

Dwyer: But your approach is shaking the chains. Turning them to rust. My deepest secret is about to take wing from the dark, Ophelia. Cover your ears, or forever be changed by what I will now say… You’re a goddess to me.