AN: You should be warned…this fic is almost 6,000 words of Nessian. Most of that is smut. NSFW. This is the longest single fanfiction I have written on this site. This turned out to be so much more fun than I thought it was, and I totally ended up loving them and exploring who they are the dynamic between them. They are very new characters for me to be writing and I haven’t uite gotten the hang of them yet but…holy cow. This was fun. This was inspired by @blogtealdeal ’s post which you can find here. This is also dedicated to the other two thirds of the Night Court Queens, @illyriantremors and @kitashiwrites . Also, yes, you can have your virginity taken and feel no pain. Ask my roommate ;) Also this fic doesn’t 100% make sense with the timeline: just pretend. <3 And enjoy!
Nesta was thoroughly unimpressed.
First she’d been angry. Furious. Livid. Seeing Elain break down in the corner of the cabin they were essentially being held captive in had made her blood boil. Literally. The first time Elain had broken down and cried, Nesta had accidentally charred the edges of her own dress, the chiffon smoking beneath her fingertips.
Curse her Fae body.
Curse the Cauldron.
Curse the Mother for letting this happen to her. For letting this happen to Elain.
For letting this happen to Feyre.
A small part of her wanted to blame her youngest sister for all of this. A small voice in her head still whispered If she and her High Lord hadn’t come slinking around and used us to get to the mortal queens, none of this would have happened.
But with that voice spoke another in answer, one that she’d ignored for too long. One that she couldn’t ignore any longer.
If you’d taken some of the responsibility for feeding your younger sisters, Feyre would never have entered Prythian in the first place.
And now…now that she had to control her anger so she didn’t accidentally burn the place down, now that she and Elain were stuck in this melty, drippy world that promised spring, now that the terror of becoming Fae had worn off…
Urban Magic Youtubers AU - Amy - Researcher at Miskatonic University “I spent the past six years studying the language of a race of beings that live on the other side of time and space and now I’m here in New York where the people make even less sense.”
Among the current researchers in at University is a former-student named Amy Nelson. A studious young lady who has been described by her peers as “squirrely.” Visiting scholars are often unimpressed by their first impressions of her; Wide eyed, caffeine-infused, and most likely wearing “street clothes” rather than the conservative suits expected of most university staff. But, after spending hours being captivated by her discussions, they find themselves pleasantly surprised and many ask if they may use her as a reference in their next thesis paper.
She has an uncanny knack for knowing things before it would even seem possible for her to know them. Skeptics attribute this to a latent arcane ability, but Amy herself says she’s simply good at reading people and situations. Indeed, when students presented her with a blank 3000 piece puzzle, she had it completed in a little over two hours.
Her latest assignment is in New York, looking into the recent surge in supernatural activity with freelance investigator, Mark Fischbach, starting with the case of the recently revived “stone-warrior”…
(So Amy is the human heroine of the group, but her years of studying forbidden tomes has granted her greater insight into the world and people around her and her quick wit and knowledge of the supernatural gets her into and out of all kinds of trouble. I liked the idea of Amy loving Lovecraftian old ones because they are the closest things to aliens you can get without being a stereotypical alien.)
Red Velvet Reaction to: Waking Up To You Humping Them While Having A Sex Dream [m]
Irene: Confused and unimpressed at first. After working hard all day, she didn’t expect to be woken up in the middle of the night with you humping her. But after she hears you moan her name, that frustration manifests itself into a need to punish you. “So naughty,” she mutters, “Waking me up for such bad behaviour.”
Wendy: Tells you what you did over breakfast, swearing she’s not lying as you look at her in confusion. “No, you did, you definitely humped me! I turned around, thinking you were awake but you just kept snoring!”
Seulgi: Feels flattered that you think of her, even in your sleep. Doesn’t want to wake you or embarrass you so she keeps the incident to herself but surprises you with a morning quickie.
Joy: Starts laughing, smacking you awake, “Babe, what are you doing?!”
i can’t get over the thought of rey and phasma meeting in a non hostile way and rey just has the biggest crush on phasma because she can’t get over how tall and pretty and muscly phasma is or how she’s so smart and sarcastic and badass beyond all belief and just everything that rey likes
meanwhile phasma is at first unimpressed and then rey kicks someone’s ass and then smiles the brightest smile in the galaxy and phasma knows that she is in trouble because this tiny little thing is cute as all hell and could probably at least stand a chance at kicking phasma’s ass and she’s sassy and free spirited and just everything phasma didn’t know she likes
When Cas starts hunting with Sam and Dean, he realizes that he’s never actually paid attention to how they hunt.
Until he lost his grace, he was always just popping in to smite demons or time travel or get in an argument with Dean, so he never really stopped and watched what the Winchesters do.
One thing Cas definitely didn’t expect was to be disappointed. Sam and Dean’s reputation among supernatural beings is not to be taken lightly, but so far Cas has been unimpressed.
On the first hunt, Dean nearly broke his arm pushing Cas away from a fight. They ended up fleeing the scene early to take care of the injury.
During the second, Dean missed a target completely and got shot in the hip as he pushed Cas to the ground to duck. While he dealt with the wound, Sam yelled at him about how unfocused he was and how reckless he was being.
Dean was captured during the third hunt. Tied up and tortured during the fourth. Broke a rib during the fifth.
So yeah, Cas isn’t exactly impressed.
During the sixth hunt, Dean very nearly gets killed jumping in front of Cas to stop an attack.
As soon as they get back to the motel, Sam says very calmly, “Cas, buddy, you can’t come on hunts with us anymore.”
“Sam,” Dean chastises.
“No, Dean. I’m not doing this anymore. You’ve been useless the past couple months.”
“That’s not because–look, I’m doing my best, all right?”
“Am I…missing something?” Cas asks.
They both turn to him. There is a long stretch of silence, and then Dean turns on his heel and stomps out the door.
Sam sighs and explains, “He’s too busy worried about you during hunts.”
“He’s distracted. He doesn’t want you to get hurt.”
“I can take care of myself.”
“Doesn’t matter.” Sam moves over to sit closer to Cas. “He’s lost you too many times to be logical.”
“But why? Why does he…care so much?”
Sam pats Cas’ shoulder and says, “I think you already know the answer to that, Cas.”
On this day in music history: July 3, 1983 - “Human Nature” by Michael Jackson is released. Written by Steve Porcaro and John Bettis, it is the fifth single released from Jackson’s landmark album “Thriller”. During the recording sessions for the album in the Fall of 1982, David Paich of the band Toto will give producer Quincy Jones a cassette with three song demos on it. Jones will be unimpressed with the first two songs, but will immediately take notice of Porcaro’s skeletal demo of “Human Nature” tacked on the end of the tape. He’ll ask the keyboardist if the lyrics can be completed and Porcaro will ask his friend, fellow songwriter John Bettis (The Carpenters, The Pointer Sisters) to finish writing the lyrics, which he will do in two days. With the song finished, Jones and Jackson will quickly record it, making it the final song completed for “Thriller”. It will end up bumping the previously recorded “Carousel” written by Michael Sembello from the final running order of the album. The original single version of the song will be edited down to 3:47 (though the 45 label erroneously lists the album version timing of 4:05) and is remixed, including a brief synthesizer solo during the instrumental break not included on the commonly heard album version. The single remix version to date has only resurfaced on a rare Japanese CD3 disc released in 1987. “Human Nature” will peak at #7 on the Billboard Hot 100 on September 17, 1983, #3 on the R&B singles chart and #2 on the Adult Contemporary chart.