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Anime You Probably Misjudged

Here are some titles that you probably have heard and never watched because of various factors BUT do deserve a watch! I shall justify: 

B Gata H Kei: Yamada’s First Time - Most people look at Yamada’s cast and say: “Wow, just another harem anime with lots of large-breasted girls and a stupid boy character” and if you think that, then shame on you! I am a teenage girl, meaning I am not into the harem stories, and I wholly found this show to have some of the best comedy in anime. Most of all, this show makes fun of the genre it appears to portray, to the point of hilarity. Definitely deserves a watch. 

Red Data Girl - Most people who have heard of RDG and have decided against watching it have done so because it is not an extremely popular show, so they think it’s not good. Others may be put off by the protagonist, who is shy. Well, shame on you! RDG was a show I decided to watch just because it popped up on Netflix, and I got to say that it deserves more love. The story is a fresh take on the supernatural genre and our heroine is admirable and someone you will be rooting for the whole time. 

Spice and Wolf - The first thing people think when they look at Spice and Wolf is that this show is furry fanservice and just someone’s pervy fantasy. Shame on you! If you think by glance that Spice and Wolf is some sexed-up anime, then you are sorely mistaken because it is no where even close to that. This show follows Laurence, a merchant, and Holo, the wolf god of harvest, on their journey to the north and mainly explores medieval economics (which might not sound exciting but it is!) and their relationship. 

Maid Sama! - You throw a maid into the picture and suddenly everyone judges the show! This anime is my favorite romance to date and has the absolute most kick-ass protagonist because she is so focused on helping her family while being a straight A student, the student council president, and working at a maid cafe. She has no room for love, and rather than having the love interest fall for her because of her looks or other superficial things, he falls for her brains, determination, and strong convictions. 

Good Luck Girl! - This is an underrated anime. Most people have never heard of it, which is a crying shame because it was one of the funniest shows I have seen and has some really good art. Some people might have decided not to watch this one because the protagonist is kind of a huge bitch, but that is the point! Not every MC has to be a good person! This show will make your sides for from laughing. 

Ghost Stories - This show is one of a kind. In almost every way, it is awful. Horrible art, horrible characters, horrible story. Bad show all around EXCEPT for the dub. The story behind it is that this show was so bad that when Funimnation was asked to dub it, they were told to do it in any way they could just to make it bearable to watch, so they decided to make a gag dub, meaning that almost every line of dialogue that was in the original has been replaced by something super hilarious and raunchy. Don’t believe me? Just look it up on YouTube. The dub of ghost stories is the single most funny show I have ever watched. Period. 

Any other shows I missed??

This has to be the FUNNIEST thing I’ve ever seen on Charmed.

Demons have resumes.

Do they write it by hand/claw, or do they have to fight with layouts and fonts on Word?

Do they have a summary at the beginning?

Do they list references?


I mean this is fucking hilarious. Is this really a thing in the Underworld? Is there a filing system? Or did Cole make his potential employees write one up, considering he’s lived so long in the human world?

If that’s the case I can totally imagine Andras getting rage-y himself while trying to do one up. Maybe it’s unfocused because he doesn’t know what a resume is, Cole.

Mirror For The Sun - Part 3: Chicago

Masterlist  -  Series Masterlist  -  Part 2  -  Part 4

Summary: Nat tricks you into leading a road trip with Bucky, Sam and Steve. Her plot is partly to get the boys to travel for fun for once but mostly to get you and Bucky together. You and Bucky, who seemingly despise each other.

Warnings: swearing, very lighthearted mentions of sex

Word Count: 1876

Author’s Note: Sorry this took so long! Hopefully it’s worth the wait? I love Chicago, so we’ll be in Chicago for 2 parts, even if it’s for tourist areas. :)

Originally posted by imagine-that-marvel

Natasha fires off a quick text, and sets the phone back on the table before lifting a small handgun off the rack and slipping it into a holster on her hip.

Progress update?

She has two missions right now, one is easy, a simple international arrest, she’s well prepared, and doesn’t expect much resistance. The other… requires a more delicate hand.

The phone pings softly. Rogers. She sets her last defense tools into place and picks up the phone, unlocking the screen as she saunters out of the weapons hold.

She’s smirking at the photo Steve’s sent her. It’s Y/N curled into a ball with her head on Bucky’s lap in the backseat of the car that Nat had sent them all off in less than 24hrs prior. His fingers are peaking through tangles of Y/N’s hair sprawled over his lap. Bucky’s head is rolled to the side, sleeping soundly. They look comfortable together, like they just fit.

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crash landed on a deserted planet in the middle of a war. people died. miles tore his fucking pants.

anonymous asked:

AU: Gon loves to announce his two goals of finding Ging and marry Killua, to everyone


This…started as something and then turned into something entirely different. I hope you like this anon, even if it’s probably not what you had in mind for this ask ^^; the fic title is from the song Rather Be which is one song of many on my killugon playlist

Title: Make x It x Everlasting 

Word count: 2,095


Gon has two goals. Finding Ging is only one of them.

Marrying Killua, is the other.

Ao3 link

Gon has a goal: become a Hunter, find Ging.

It is a simple goal in theory. Not so much in practice.

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Bedtime Stories

Originally posted by ncoleys

So this was like an idea which @mycapt-ohcapt was like no I am writing it and not her and she is like the best of the best ever! for helping me with this and to @theycallmebecca for the editing as my grammar is like shocking and horrible and she came in and was so quick love her to bits. It is funny as they both plus @littleplebe have been nagging me to do this and I was like oh hell no and now I have holy shit it is scary. This was an idea after seeing the Second Cbeebies episode Chris is killing me softly! hope you all enjoy

Pairing: Chris Evans Reader x her

Rating: G

Warnings: Fluff and feels

Summary: Chris arrives home to surprise his wife and son.

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Lucas x dyslexic!reader 2

You were awoken by a sharp pain in your neck. The way the sore area felt when you ran your hand over it made you think that it was bruised. The room was mostly dark, which you were actually thankful for because bright lights probably wouldn’t do anything for your aching head. There was one light right in front of you that light up the room enough for you to make out what was around you, but it was still pretty faint. Once your eyes were able to focus more, you could tell that it was a computer. You pushed yourself off of the floor and walked over to it while you were desperately trying to remember what lead to you being here. One look a the locked computer screen was all you needed to jog your memory. The name Lucas jumped at you like warning sign, and you knew that you needed to get out of here. There were metal doors on either side of the room, neither of which looked inviting, but you had to chooses one of them before Lucas came back here. You dashed to one of the doors and opened it enough to see some sort of lab area, but quickly decided that way was a bad choice when you saw Lucas standing, thankfully with his back turned to you, down a small flight of stairs. Without hesitation you went to the other door and bolted as fast as you could. It was a good thing you left when you did because soon after you were past the metal walk way that lead to a mine like area you heard a very angry, “GOD DAMMIT!” signaling that Lucas just went to look for you.

You weren’t sure where you were going. You were just trying to get as much distance between you and Lucas as physically possible. It was going to be almost impossible to find your way out considering that you struggled with directs anyway and you haven’t even been trying to figure out the direction of the path you were taking, but wandering in a mine for a few days would be way better than being stuck with Lucas. Lucas by himself was bad news, so you couldn’t even imagine what Lucas with a lab would be like. You kept running until you reached a dead end. There was a blockade of some sort that was made out of logs. There was probably a way to break off a piece or squeeze through, but you weren’t sure if there would be enough time to do either before Lucas caught up with you. There was only seconds before Lucas found you, so you had to hide quickly. There was a small structure that was supposed to stop mine cars that went down the track, but it had a big empty space so there was no way that you’d be able to hide there. Suddenly, you spotted a large bolder right behind the structure in the caved in part of the tunnel. There was enough space between it and the rocks behind it that you were able to fit where Lucas shouldn’t be able to see you. You quickly climbed the rock pile and got yourself into position before working on calming down your breathing. This whole thing would be for naught if you let heavy breathing give away your hiding spot.

Soon the sound of rapid crunching could be heard as Lucas ran on the gravely pathway that lead to the area where you were. You did your best to quiet your breathing even more than you already were in an effort to make it almost soundless. The crunching of the gravel and the sound of Lucas cussing under his breath could be heard constantly for about five minutes as he looked around the area. You were about ready to throw up because you were sure that he would find you at any minute. A wave of relief washed over you when the sound of his steps went back towards the path and eventually disappeared, signaling to you that he was gone. You crawled out of your handing spot and brushed the dust off of yourself. Lucas might be gone for right now, but there was no telling when he would come back. There was one thing that you were sure of; you were NOT going to be here when he did. Looking at the area in more detail now that you weren’t as pressed for time, you noticed that there was a gap in the log blockade that was considerably bigger that the others. That was your ticket out of here! You went to the gap and started to push yourself through. All was going well. You were going to get through here, leave Lucas behind, go find Zoe and Mia, and…and…you were stuck.

You totally misjudged the width of the gap, and now you were stuck with half of your body on one side and the other half on the side you started on. “Okay…” You sigh to yourself in an effort to keep yourself calm. All you needed to do was wiggle around a little bit and you would eventually work your way the rest of the way through. “Well, I’ll be a sonava bitch! How’d ya suppose this happened?” An all too familiar drawl called from behind you. Crap! You were too occupied with getting yourself unstuck that you hadn’t even heard Lucas walk back up behind you. Not, that it would have mattered. You wouldn’t have been able to go anywhere anyways. “You caught me. Good for you.” You say in an extremely deadpan voice. Honestly, you should be more frightened right now, but your most prevalent feeling was regret for how stupid you were. Not to mention, even though Lucas had found you, you were still stuck and it would take him a bit to get you out of where you were. Sure, he could just kill you while you were immobile, but that seem a little too bland for him. He likes to have a lot of pizzaz to his murders.

“Soooooo~ What'cha doin’?” Lucas said in a smug sing song voice as he leaned his back against the blockade. “Really?” was all you felt like responding with. He let out a laugh that let you know that he thought this was one of the funniest things he had seen in awhile. “Wait! Wait! Hold on! I got the best idea!” he almost wheezed between laughs as he pushed himself off the blockade and started to head back up the path. “Don’t you go nowhere now.” he called back to you in a teasing tone before he left. Well, he gave you one instruction, so of course you were going to do the opposite. You wiggled used your hands to push as hard as you could, but it seemed liked you were going nowhere. You kept trying and trying until you actually started to ware yourself out. How did you keep getting yourself into these kind of situations? The next thing you knew, you heard Lucas walking up to you, shortly followed by him sitting down on your legs and something being placed on you. The slight clicking that you heard next let you know exactly what he was doing. “Are you really using me as a computer desk?” You question as you try to turn your neck enough to look at him, and failing horribly. “Yeah,” he started with a slight laugh before his tone turned extremely serious, “and I suggest that you don’t be movin’ around too much, ‘cus if you break my computer then it will NOT be good for your general wellbein’.”

After awhile and well after your legs had fallen asleep, he asked you a question. You decided to just answer it because you didn’t have anything else you were able to do at the moment. “Hey, how do you spell the words belief and ruffle?” He asked in a tone that was trying to sound innocent, but you knew better. “B-e-l-e-i-f and r-u-f-f-e-l. Why?” You respond. Lucas answered with another question. “You’re dyslexic, ain’t ya?” You were confused on how he could jump to a conclusion like that. Even though he was right, there was no way that simply spelling, or misspelling based on his response, a few words could tell him. Lucas picked up on your confusion, and gave you an explanation. “Back in the barn I noticed that you had trouble with numbers, and you also seemed to have trouble keepin’ your left n’ right straight. Just now you had trouble spellin’ some words. All I had'ta do was look up those symptoms and I got the answer. Ain’t the internet a wonderful thing?” He ended with a chuckle. You forgot that he was actually really smart, like engineering trophies in his room smart, because most of the time you just saw the eccentric guy that makes death traps side.

“Welp, suppose we better get'cha outta there. Can’t really play games with you all stuck and such.” Lucas sighed as he sat his computer a ways to the side and stood up. You suddenly felt a firm grasp on your hips and heard Lucas chuckle, “Parden the intrusion.” before you were being pulled towards him. Apparently you were more stuck than you thought because Lucas had to actually use one of his legs to push off of one of the logs. When he did manage to get you out, he was pulling so hard that it sent the two of you flying backwards. You landed in his lap and he caught himself on his elbows, thankful that he had his hoodie on so he didn’t cut them on the gravel floor. “Hello there.” Lucas said with a mischievous grin as you looked over to him. It was then that it occurred to you that this was only the second time that you had actually seen him in person, and you defiantly weren’t this close the first time. Your face started to get a red tint when you realized that you thought he was actually an attractive guy. That was something you never thought you would think about someone that sent you through death traps and kidnapped you. This new feeling was not okay, but you would have to try your hardest to remind yourself of that.

Go Away, Richard

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Originally posted by kylos

AN: Just Imagine the Second Gif is Richard Bumping Into Luke. Also this is Fiction so anything in this story is fake. I don’t know if Luke’s PR is actually a bitch and Richard, I’m pretty sure, is not single. 


“So how does this work?” You ask as you go into the living room.

Luke had asked you to be his date to the Beauty and the Beast Premier in London and here you were with Richard, Luke, Aidan, Dean, and his wife, Sarah. This was your first time at one of these since you skipped all three Hobbit premieres even though you were a stunt coordinator and one of the photographers on set. That’s how you met these four men and in return, Sarah.

“Well, Luke will probably be asked questions and to sign things so the only option you have is to ditch him and come with me or talk to his PA, ” Richard explains, making you giggle.

“Back off Armitage. She’s my date tonight. Y/n, just relax. Everyone already loves you so you’ll be fine,” Luke says. 

After Dean takes a few photos for his wife’s websites, you all leave. 

When you get there, Luke immediately grabs your hand. “You’ll be fine sweetheart,” he says as you shake a bit. 

You nod and loop your arm through his. Luke gets called over to sign a few pictures and you follow him. 

 "Who is Luke’s date?“ Some girl asks as you both walk away from the group. “Is that y/n?” you hear another voice ask and there’s more screaming. 

As he signs photographs you stay behind to talk with his PR manager. 

 "Where is his partner?“ you ask her. 

"Couldn’t make it,” she says in a short tone and that makes you not want to talk to her. It’s going to be a long night. 

You look around as you feel an arm sliver around your waist. It’s Richard.

 "Is everything alright? You look upset,“ he whispers in your ear. "Luke’s PR is a real bitch,” you mutter and he looks at the woman. She actually has a rbf.

 "Looks like one too,“ he mutters before backing away. "Evans I’m going to steal your date if you’re not going to entertain her,” he calls out. 

 Luke comes over to you and links his hand with yours, making Richard laugh. 

“Don’t you think about it,” Luke says and he drags me back over to the fans. You laugh and chat with a few as he signs some stuff. “How long are you in London for?" 

"I leave tomorrow, sadly. I’ll be coming back in May though to do a few photo shoots so I’ll probably be seeing you around if you live in the area. However I’m not doing personal shoots so I won’t be able to meet you through a schedule,” you say and she nods. 

 Luke signs a few more before grabbing your hand and bringing you over to the press. “

You need a new PR,” you say. He laughs. “Why?” He ask. “Because she seems like a bitch,” you say and he stops, laughing. 

You smile at him, his laughter contagious. “You should be my new PR,” he says as you continue walking . “Maybe,” you say. 

We stop at a few reporters. “Ms. L/N! Mr. Evans! You make such a fine pair tonight,” one report says. “This is all thanks to Sarah O’Gorman. Dean’s wife. I’m sure they’re around here somewhere,” You say. 

“Well, Mr. Evans. Are you excited for the premiere?” she asks. 

 “Of course. I’ve been excited ever since I first got the part. It’s amazing to be working alongside Emma and Dan and watching this fairy tail come to life,” he says. 

“Are you excited to watch it, y/n?” she asks. 

“Oh yeah definitely. I love seeing old disney tales come to life. Beauty and the Beast is one of my favorite movies so I’m definitely excited to see it. Also watching Emma Watson is just breathtaking,” you say. 

 “Are we going to be expecting you to be in future films?”

 “Me? Probably not. I’ll make them, but not be in them,” you say. 

“Why not?” 

 “I am a photographer, not an actor. I like how my life is right now so I’ll just stick to it,” you say as you feel an arm go around your shoulder. You turn to find Ian McKellan. You smile and pull him into a hug. 

 “How do you know each other?” she asks again.

“She was the stunt coordinator on The Hobbit and she was one of the main photographers there. I’m pretty sure her photography is what made her so popular with the crowd,” he explains. 

Ian walks off again and you and Luke move on to another reporter. 

We stop at a male interviewer this time. “Y/n. Is this your first time at a red carpet premiere?” he asks. 

“Of course. IT’s amazing really. I’m kind of glad Luke asked me to join him. Kind of bummed that I’m leaving so soon,” you say. 

 “Luke. What was it like working with Ian again?” 

 “Well, I didn’t really work with him because he’s cogs worth, the clock so he just did voice over work and by the time he actually becomes human, I’m already dead you know. I hope that’s not a spoiler. It shouldn’t be given the fact that this movie is 26 years old,” Luke says laughing.

You just smile at him. He’s such a sweetheart. You feel a body behind yours and you turn around to find Richard making Luke groan. 

 “This man has been trying to steal my date all night. Can’t keep his hands off her,” he says as Richard rests an arm on his shoulder.

“It’s not my fault she’s beautiful,” Richard says, winking at you. You roll your eyes smiling. 

“Where’s Aidan?” you ask him.

 “No idea,“ Richard explains, laughing. You shake your head. 

"Mr. Armitage. When are you going to ask y/n on a date?” The reporter asks. “Eventually,” he says smirking. “Now move along and away from my date,” Luke says pushing him away. 

You laugh. 

“Does Richard always do that?” the reporter asks. “Only if it involves y/n. Those two should get together if you know what I mean,” Luke answers. 

“I mean theres a petition going around on change.org to get them together. Have you seen it?” he asks. “Is there really? I need to sign it,” Luke says and you laugh. 

“Yes. I’ve seen it. Last I checked there were 10,000 signatures. Keep up the good work,” you say, laughing. Luke and you walk away. You both pose for some cameras and while the flashes go off he turns towards you. 

 "Is there really a petition to get you two to go out?“ He asks. 

"Yup. Funniest thing ever,” you tell him, smiling. “Are you going to follow through?” He asks. 

“I’ve been busy,” you say as you turn back to the cameras.

“I can keep you busy as well,” he whispers leaning close to you and you laugh. 

“Too bad you’re gay. Also, Richard has his eyes on you,“ You tell him nodding behind him. You both turn and you lean over a bit to see Richard making the "I’m watching you” signal. You laugh and he smiles.

Luke sticks his tongue out at Richard and pulls you closer. Two can play at that game.


I'ma talk more about this because I’m really anxious for no real reason so I need to distract myself!! Its really, really rambly n probably doesnt make sense. Im sorry.

○ Noctis is just *confused* to how this happen and isnt entirely sure how to respond. He, like brotherhood! Gladio, really, really wants to know what happen to timeskip! Ignis. Why is he blind? Why is he like 10x more chill than their Ignis? At the same time, they cant ask because what if it fucks up something. Still, brotherhood! Gladio is screaming about his concerns which scares child! Prompto. Eventually, everybody manages to calm down. When they do, Ignis hands Prompto over to Noctis and whip up a meal. Which is something he honestly miss doing for everybody. Surely he had the last meal in his timeline, but the navity was a welcome comfort.
“Stories are best told over a meal, I’ll answer whatever questions you have. Naturally, not in detail.”

○ Its not none of them are responsible, but they do agree that Ignis, no matter the age, is his own tier. Nonetheless, Brotherhood! Noctis is holding hands with Child! Ignis while Timeskip! Prompto is pacing back n forth wondering how to go about this. Is it safe to go umbra hunting or should they kick back n chill. Thankfully, Gladio got sick of waiting around and put kick back n chill into motion.
“Worrying aint going to fix this, might as well go monster hunting in the meantime.”
Noctis scuffs,“ you’ll use anything to one up me.”
“Do you really think I take pride in beating a kid?”
Noctis, straight face just Yes. Yes I do. While they go hunting, prompto made sure everybody was okay whilst holding child! Ignis. He has the most experience and better self esteem, so naturally took the leader role. After it was done, Prompto almost wanted to cry. He missed the banter they use to all have.

○ Seeing Timeskip! Gladio getting scowld by Brotherhood! Ignis is the funniest thing Prompto seen all day. Even child! Noctis was having a giggle fit over it.
Ignis: clearly you werent strong enough if you manage to get a hit.
Gladio: it was against gilgamesh, wait I dont have to explain myself to you.
Ignis: youre right, but you did so anyways.
Gladio really questions how he manage to become friends with Ignis during that time. At the same time, it was refreshing to see how lively the bunch was even if it was his expense. Noctis was smiling and laughing like the kid he shouldve been. While Prompto didnt look so tense. Yeah, Ignis is snappy, but its suites him better than the guilt after that incident. They eventually rent out a room so they can hang out n play some card game. Probably bullshit so prompto can hear a tiny, squeaky noctis yell bullshit.

○ The most quiet of the bunch. Theyre sitting all together in utter silence with the occasional wind breaking it. Ignis is fighting the urge to ask why doss Timeskip! Noctis looks so tired, so beaten down. Meanwhile, brotherhood! Prompto and child! Are intimidated to even speak to him. Noctis truly, utterly embodies the royal mannerism he fought so desperately against. Even so, ignis reaches out to hold the hand that the ring of lucis favors so.
“Its okay,” noctis assures,“ its still a long time until you all get here. Lets enjoy what we have now.”

here's some more brotp clancy/lucas bull shit

- clancy always questions why he’s in the old house
- “dude this place is no condition to hang out in”
“I mean it’s abandoned and no one can bother me in here”
“still this place is shit”
“I get that but it’s like the only place I can go to if I want to be
- clancy and lucas both like cats
- and there’s a bunch of fucking cats in the forest for some reason
- so sometimes they just hang out outside
- just so they can see kitties
- also clancy wanted him to have fresh air because the old house is disgusting
- both of them question why the other doesn’t hang out with their friends
- Clancy doesn’t have any friends in college
- Lucas doesn’t have any friends in general
- so like they’re just lonely 25 year old men just wanting some friendship
- they pranked Zoe once by putting red dye in her shampoo
- it was g8 lmao
- Lucas asks about the two assholes
- “how’s ur two assholes doing?”
“the motherfuckers are lowering my pay”
“that’s rough buddy”
- speaking of the two assholes, they come back to the old house
- “wanna scare them?”
“i have nothin’ else to do”
- they literally get a rusty knife from the kitchen and hide in the den
- when they come inside the den, Lucas literally jumpscares them while u can just see Clancy’s ‘dead’ body slamming on the floor
- all u can hear are screams as the two assholes run away and Lucas just laughing manically
- Clancy gets up and just smiles so hard
-that was the most funniest thing he seen for the past 25 years in his life tbh
- they high five and lucas asks him if he wants to join for dinner,
- to which clancy said 'yeah sure, i love ur mom’s cooking’

new-recipe  asked:

After defeating some monsters, Prompto slaps Gladios ass and then says, “Oh sorry. I wasn’t tall enough to slap your shoulder so….” What do you think Gladios reaction would be?

I’m totally behind the idea that Noctis keeps all their stuff in the armiger.

Ignis said going out into the desert outside the Longwythe rest area while drunk just to see if Noctis could warp while intoxicated was not a very good idea. He was right, Prompto realized. 

It wasn’t a good idea, it was a great idea. 

Noctis trying to warp drunk was quite possible the funniest thing he’d ever seen in his life. He and Noctis were way past tipsy, though, so that might have had something to do with it. Ignis and Gladio, who either handled their alcohol better or drank much less, stood nearby to supervise their antics. 

“W-wait, Prom, Prompto, I toootally got it this time. I really do,” Noctis insisted for the tenth time that night. Or maybe eleventh. Prompto was having trouble keeping track. Noctis, you see, could barely summon a weapon from the armiger while drunk, much less successfully warp. 

After a moment on concentration, the familiar blue light sparkled near Noctis’ hand and out of the armiger he pulled…a tent spike. 

“Dammit!” He yelled, and Gladio chuckled from a dozen feet behind them. Prompto, in comparison, descended into a cacophony of giggles and snorts. They were all quite happy to laugh at their prince’s failure until Noctis threw the spike into the darkness in anger, and the felt the familiar pull of a warp coming on. 

“Oh shi-” And he was gone. He reappeared some twenty feet away, rolling head over heels through the dust. The mishap spurred on Prompto’s cackling tenfold, so much that he fell dramatically to the ground, covering his face in hilarity. Ignis felt it necessary to actually check if he was okay, so Gladio jogged over to him while Ignis stayed with Prompto, who was literally rolling on the ground. 

Noctis stood up a few moments later, looking like his pride had been hurt more than anything. Gladio said something to him, probably about turning in for the night, and he obediently trekked back to Ignis and Prompto. The blonde had only made it about halfway off the ground when Gladio passed by him, and an idea most devilish struck him. He waited until the precise moment, drew back his hand and…

“Get off the ground, Promp–to!” Gladio squeaked after Prompto gave his ass a precise, whole handed swat, and grab at the end for good measure. 

“Oh sorry. I wasn’t tall enough to slap your shoulder so….” He said, looking up at the mountain of a man from under his lashes. 

Gladio looked at him, unamused, then at a tired Ignis and swaying Noctis standing nearby, then back at Prompto. “Iggy, you got Noct?” 

“Without a doubt,” he said, as Noctis leaned his head on Ignis’ shoulder and almost nodded off right there.

“Good, cause I got Prom.” Without another word Gladio crouched down and grabbed Prompto around his middle, hauling him up off the ground. After listening to some mixture of a squeak, a laugh and a yell, Gladio smacked Prompto’s ass for good measure, too. “Yeah, you like a taste of your own medicine, blondie?” 

“Gladioooo,” he whined in mock hurt. But the joke was on Gladio, Prompto thought. From this angle he could admire the man’s ass all the way back to the motel room! And they thought he was a fool when drunk.  

I realized I didnt put monsters in this but for some reason I thought drunk chocobros would be better haha.

It's Obvious (Part 2)~ Alex Standall

I wanted nothing more than to wrap my arms around Alex and not let him go when those words left his mouth. I will admit he had done some things that weren’t the best but everyone makes mistakes. I never had a chance to finish my conversation the day I found out Alex was flirting with me and neither of us have brought it up either. But then one Saturday while me and Alex were having our typical movie marathon I couldn’t hold my tongue anymore, I had to say something.
“You know you’re not a fuck up. At least I don’t see you as a fuck up,” I say taking Alex by surprise causing him to look at me in confusion, “when you admitted you were flirting with me you said you didn’t say anything because ‘I wouldn’t like a fuck up like you’ but I don’t think you’re a fuck up Alex I think you’re amazing.”
“So what are you trying to say?” He asks slightly confused. I chuckle and say, “Yes you may have made mistakes in the past especially with the list thing but you are the sweetest funniest person I know and I’ve had a crush on you for a while now. And I have never seen you as anything more than what you are, not even a Fuck up,” I say grabbing his hand in a reassuring way. When he looks up his eyes meet mine and our lips end up crashing together in an overdue kiss full of passion and longing. We don’t pull away until we’re both longing for air and when we do he rests his forehead against mine and whispers, “I’ve wanted to do that for a long time.” Part three?

anonymous asked:

asks 14, 17, 18, 23, 24 :)

14. Who’s the most ticklish person you’ve ever met and why? 

It just occurred to me that I don’t know a lot of other ‘lees on a personal level. But maybe I’ll be spamming some teases in inboxes. From what I’ve seen though, @blushykat seems like a super t-wordish bean, no matter how much she may deny it.

17. Have you ever been tickled and really hated it? Why?

– I can’t honestly say I’ve hated it, but it’s certainlay annoyed me. I’ll be sleeping in class sometimes, minding my own business, and there’s that one butthead that will poke my side to be polite and wake me up and it all goes downhill from there.

18. What is the funniest/weirdest thing you’ve ever said while being tickled? 

“Do you want me to piss on your seats?!” @MyMom

23. Have you ever had a moment when you wished you were less ticklish than you are, and why?

– Kind of? It really is embarassing when people realize it and it’s almost like they can just control you. I don’t know how else to describe it.

24. Congratulations! You’ve been nominated for the title of Most Ticklish Person in the World! Your adoring fans are rooting for you. Please make your case for why you should be the winner in 1-2 sentences.

– I think there’s been a mistake? Yeah no, sorry, wrong person pls try somewhere else.

Thank you for asking!!

After watching two games in two days, while observing the Red Sox looking like a world series contender one day and then having an offense with all the life and vitality of post-Volume 3 Pyrrha Nikos the next day, I’ve got some thoughts to throw on here.

  • The Rays literally have a catcher named Sweet Jesus and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life I’m not kidding click on that link and it will take you to the ESPN page for a man whose name literally translates to “Sweet Jesus”
  • “Sweet Jesus” was also what I was saying after Sweet Jesus knocked in the only run of the game for the Rays in their 1-0 victory today.
  • While coming back from the stadium I saw a sign that said “CAN’T BEAT OUR MEAT” and forget what I said about Sweet Jesus because this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life
  • It looks some poor soul painted “Can’t Beat Our Meat” and the two pieces of meat with completely innocent intentions and didn’t realize their mistake until the paint dried, and they had to fix it SOMEHOW so…
  • Go visit the intersection of 5th Avenue South and 31st Street South in St. Petersburg if you want to see the “Can’t Beat Our Meat” sign.
  • There was a giveaway at the game today—the first 15,000 fans who showed up received a free Evan Longoria Game Of Thrones bobblehead (it was also Game Of Thrones Night, apparently. It was weird). Of course, being neither a Rays fan nor a Game of Thrones fan, my dad and I did not want these bobbleheads. So we gave them to these two little girls wearing Rays caps who were in the row in front of us, and the girls proceeded to have the time of their life with the bobbleheads. I mean, I could never have as much fun in my LIFE with a bobblehead as these girls did in two hours. They were playing with them like they were action figures; you’d think Evan Longoria was the newest power ranger from watching them. It was incredibly adorable, and it made me feel bad for having two bobbleheads just sitting on my desk at home collecting dust.
  • Craig Kimbrel is not a mere man. He is a force of nature. 
  • Tropicana Field is good and does not deserve the criticism heaped upon it.
  • Sometimes players hit home runs into the stingray tank in center field. I worry for the stingrays. A flying baseball cannot be good for their health.
  • Question: Why is it that every person within twenty feet of a foul ball, regardless of their age, gender, or favored team, will go batshit insane trying to catch that foul ball? Discuss.

anonymous asked:

And in what universe does a man going to a concert with friends while his girlfriend is working in another country suggest (or even hint) that they are not together anymore? It doesn’t, so grow the hell up.I can’t stand Markle…I think she’s a lying, boastful, ugly piece of shit with scarred tits and fake teeth, But I am almost at the point of hoping they marry just to watch you and your fellow cretins implode. That might be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

(part 3) 

She wasn’t working that weekend so she could of easily gone to London. Why wasn’t she with harry 5 days earlier whilst she was in London and staying at Soho?????

So you just contradicted yourself MINION, You just stated that you are a non Meghan fan but you want them to marry so you can see us Suffer???? To me it looks like you can’t handle the fact that MM is a BOOTY CALL and we all know that this fling is OVER!!! 

Also prove to me that they are a couple???? I want evidence because I just DEBUNKED You Peppermint and all her Followers on tweeter including RP, EA and RE.

So go and cry in the corner because the end has arrived and you can clearly see that with your own 2 eyes but you don’t want to accept it. And if you knew anything you would know that no marriage would ever come from this from the moment Harry doesn’t want to be seen with her out in public!!!!

Now that skam is over I’m feeling a lot of thing. Sadness, anger, pain, pride, love, heartache, but mostly I’m feeling fulfilled. Sure, there were something I wish had been ended better but I’m not going to harp on those. I’m going to be grateful for the amazing ending that it was. I only started this blog a little over a month ago because I wanted to be closer to this fandom and I’m glad I did. I have seen some of the funniest, smartest, most heartfelt and beautiful post ever. While there are some things we all disagree on there is one main thing we have in common, our love for the show skam. It’s crazy that a little Norwegian show about teenagers could bond and relate to people all over the world. I want to say a huge thank you to the amazing people who translate the clips, text and social media posts for the non-Norwegian speakers. I want to thank the cast and crew for putting there hearts and souls into this show. But most importantly I want to thank Julie Andem for creating this amazing show with amazing character who have amazing stories and amazing messages to share.

Originally posted by ba1n3s

returnofthesquishies  asked:

69, 72, 76 ❤❤

69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be?

The prejudice that is engrained into every society. I have seen far too much hate in this world and I want it gone.

72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?

Hmmm… I’m afraid to write the first thing that came to mind so I’ll say the next thing: Break my legs.

76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told?

I never really get told jokes but the funniest thing I have experienced was when I kneed my friend in the dick while he had a boner. I started crying with laughter because it was purely accidental but the situation was just so funny.