was that gross

meandering-monotreme  asked:

by that low-fantasy wizards logic Harry dresden is a high-fantasy wizard. Do you see that as an inconsistency or do you think the dresden files is really a slightly atypical high-fantasy series?

(With reference to this post here.)

Last time I checked in on the series, Harry Dresden is acting as personal ass-kicker to a godlike elf queen whose day job is beating up Cthulhu, he wields the very fires of divine creation thanks to a boon granted to him by an actual, no-shit angel with whom he appears to be on a first name basis, and he lives on a magic island whose guardian spirit scares the hell out of basically everybody, including the aforementioned god-queen, but that regards Harry as its best buddy. He’s stalemated the Master of the Wild Hunt in a battle of wills, thrown down with Satan’s right-hand man in a fistfight, and once rampaged through downtown Chicago atop a necromantically reanimated T-Rex skeleton commanded by the power of polka.

Exactly what about any of this says “low fantasy” to you?

Malfoy Is Always Up To Something
  • Harry, in class: *is asleep*
  • Hermione: *shoving him* Harry wake up! You're going to get in trouble!
  • Harry: *mumbles*
  • Ron: *hissing loudly* Mate, really. The new teacher doesn't care who you are or what you've done!
  • Harry: *yawns and sniffles*
  • Professor: *using a Sonorous charm* WELL I THINK THAT'S TWENTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.
  • Harry: *snores*
  • Draco, at the opposite end of the room: *blinks*
  • Harry: *sits straight up* What's Malfoy up to this time? He stayed in his room for hours last night and I ended up waiting until sunrise to follow him, but then all he did was go take a shower and wank!
  • Professor: ...
  • Hermione: ...
  • Ron: *whispering* You--you watched him wank?
  • Harry: *irritably* Well, I have to know what he's up to, don't I?
  • Draco: *blushes*
  • Harry, snapping: I *heard* that, Malfoy!
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Wip - Bait/Tackle Shop

I did manage to fix the foundation (did what @baufive suggested and saved the color preset. Had to click ALL of the pylons till one took) but it doesn’t stick. The next time I save and reload the game it’s right back to the original. I’ll just live with it for now. 

In the meantime, don’t y’all want some dead fish carcasses from my refrigerator? lol Had to work with what I have for fishing cc (side eyeing you Sandy @aroundthesims. Just kidding) If I add anymore to the lot it will be too much. It’s set for provisions to be sold  when the time comes. 

Forever

A/N: Never talk to @impala-dreamer because when you do (written in 10 minutes) shenanigans like this happen. The only warning is the disgusting - quite honestly negligent on my part - amount of fluff.

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If you were to be honest, this is exactly how you imagined your wedding would be. Well, “wedding” was being used pretty loosely, considering that both you and your groom were at best wanted in every state for a laundry list of felonies, and at worst legally dead.

Technicalities.

In the end this was all you needed. This was all Dean needed. The two of you in relatively clean jeans and flannels, Sam, playing officiant, best man, maid of honor, and guest. Just the three of you, your family, standing in front of the Impala, parked in a field off some lonely highway, nothing around for miles, but tall grass rustling in the night breeze and the stars.

“Ok. Dean? You, uh you want to go first?”

Looking at you, he smiled and grabbed your hands, giving them an extra squeeze, he began.

“Y/N, I love you. I never thought I’d get here with you, with anyone really. I’m not the best with words, never have been, but you deserve really great words. Especially right now. So,” he let go of your left hand to reach into his jacket pocket. “I figured I’d let someone else do the talking.”

“Dean, I don’t n-”

“Shhh. It’s my turn.” He shot you a wink, and you shook your head at him waiting for him to continue. “If every word I said could make you laugh, I’d talk forever-”

“Oh god.” You whispered. You knew where this was going, and now there was no chance you’d be able to hold your tears back. He remembered.

“I asked the sky just what we had, it showed forever. If the song I sing could fill your heart with joy, I’d sing forever.

I’ve been so happy loving you, let the love I have for you live in your heart, and be forever.”

Tears streaming down your face, you grabbed his collar and pulled him to you, wrapping your arms around his neck, you kissed him fiercely. “I knew I shoulda gone first.”

“Well that’s enough of an ‘I do’ for me.” he chuckled.

Still crying, you kissed him again, softer this time. Releasing his lips you pulled his forehead to rest on yours and whispered, “Forever.”

I used to wonder how Ayano would retrieve Taro’s apple core from the trash without someone seeing and without it being covered in Grossness but the answer?? Taro just left it lying somewhere, he didn’t throw it away, because apparently there’s people who forget to throw out apple cores

(one of the Sports Boys who were here earlier left a fuckin apple core by the window and it’s been bothering me for 3 hours but it solved the Trash Apple Mystery I guess)

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One of the most shocking films to premiere at the 2017 Sundance Film Festival—or maybe anywhere—will be released this Friday, July 21. Kuso is the wild, nightmarish vision of Steven Ellison, a.k.a. Flying Lotus, who previously gained infamy for distributing barf bags to audience members at the premiere of his short film Royal. With his latest work integrating a dizzying variety of animation techniques, live-action performances, and a genre-bending soundtrack, Ellison describes the idea behind Kuso as “pretty much everything I’m afraid of.”

“Broadcasting through a makeshift network of discarded televisions, this story is tangled up in the aftermath of Los Angeles’s worst earthquake nightmare. Travel between screens and aftershocks into the twisted lives of the survivors.”

Film stills courtesy of Kuso; Photos: © 2017 Daniel Boczarski/WireImage,  © 2017 Sundance Institute | Photo by Stephen Speckman

when i was in 8th grade i took the first girl i ever had a crush on on a date, but we went to see the atla movie and it was so bad that when i realized she didn’t know it was supposed to be a date i was too embarrassed and idk i have a sneaking feeling that teru is there rn