was supposed to be posted yesterday

nude wars — preview

pt1 | pt2 preview

pairings: yoongi x reader x jungkook

genre: smut, touches of fluff / frat!yoonkook

description: Okay sure, maybe having a threesome with two best friends from the same frat wasn’t the smartest thing you’d ever done. But hey, when the result was them vying for your attention in the form of scandalous snaps, breathy audio messages, and unspeakable texts, well then the decision definitely wasn’t that bad.

— Or alternatively, your phone getting caught in the middle of Yoongi and Jungkook constantly trying to one-up each other in a war of sexting (and just maybe romantics).

note: so I know pt2 was supposed to come out today, but I’ve been sick for the past week and a half and I actually ended up having to go to the hospital yesterday bc I guess I wasn’t taking it seriously enough. but yeah, I thought I could at least post a tiny snippet ;;


It took all of five minutes into your shift for the post-sexting depression to kick in. The only word you could use to describe today’s atmosphere at work being completely dead. There were barely any customers to keep you occupied, leaving you to watch the time tick by as your only form of entertainment, second by unbearably miserable second burying you deeper into a realm of inescapable boredom.

And this continued on… For five miserable hours, until you finally managed to gain some relief. Your good friend and co-worker, Jimin, finally coming in to start his shift.

“Someone looks like they had a long night. Let me guess, another late night on greek row?” He snickered, making his way behind the counter to join you.

“Haha, very funny, but… Yeah,” You ended up admitting, causing chuckles to fall from both of you.

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92 things

i was tagged by @harryden​ , thanks babes !

Rules: Once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag!

THE LAST…
1. Drink: grape powerade
2. Phone call: my friend Bre
3. Text message: Garret

4. Song you listened to: little mix’s “F U”

5. Time you cried: yesterday

HAVE YOU EVER…

6. Dated someone twice: nope
7. Been cheated on: yes
8. Kissed someone and regretted it: yes
9. Lost someone special: yes
10. Been depressed: haven’t really stopped
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: …yeah. a few times. i’m usually good at knowing when to stop

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

green, purple, and blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…
15. Made new friends: yeah:)
16. Fallen out of love: no
17. Laughed until you cried: i don’t think so
18. Found out someone was talking about you: no?
19. Met someone who changed you: define met
20. Found out who your true friends are: sadly, yeah
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: i don’t have a facebook so no

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: see above
23. Do you have any pets: my doggo Oliver!
24. Do you want to change your name: nah

25. What did you do for your last birthday: literally cried
26. What time did you wake up: 10:30
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: after work my favorite coworkers/friends and i got together one last time (one of them is moving, sad times)

28. Name something you cannot wait for: LOUIS’ SINGLE, PHOTOSHOOT, ALBUM… *** **

29. When was the last time you saw your mother: she’s across the room
30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: my inability to deeply feel stuff and communicate
31. What are you listening to right now: no music, just birds chirping outside and the sound from my moms slot game lol
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: dad and brother

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: how i work my ass off and still have no money
34. Most visited website: tumblr, ao3, or youtube
35. Elementary: was okay, i had friends and did good in school
36. High School: i dropped out because i hated it… does that say enough?
37. College/university: when i have the money and time
38. Hair color: dark brown
39. Long or short hair: mid-back, so long
40. Do you have a crush on someone: eh
41. What do you like about yourself: my independence? but at the same time i feel like that makes me really cold and distant so idk
42. Piercings: nose, ears (4g right now)
43. Blood type: no idea
44. Nickname: don’t have one
45. Relationship status: single and sad
46. Zodiac sign: libra
47. Pronouns: she/her
48. Favorite tv show: parks and rec, buffy, shadow hunters
49. Tattoos: 2, getting more
50. Right or left hand: right

FIRST…

51. Surgery: none
52. Piercing: my ears when i was like 6, i don’t really remember it
54. Sport: soccer. i miss it so much
55. Vacation: i went to canada when i was 3, does that count?
56. Pair of trainers: idk

57. Eating: grilled cheese and tomato soup
58. Drinking: this was already asked?
59. I’m about to: read some larry lol

60. Listening to: this was already asked?

61. Waiting for: my life to begin
62. Want: to move out of utah
63. Get married: hopefully
64. Career: i have no idea. something where i get to work on stuff by myself

YOUR TYPE…

65. Hugs or kisses: depends
66. Lips or eyes: damn… again, depends
67. Shorter or taller: taller
68. Older or younger: older?
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: doesn’t matter. nice person is all that does
71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive for sure
72. Hook up or relationship: relationship !!
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER…
74. Kissed a stranger?: no
75. Drank hard liquor?: lol yeah
76. Lost glasses contact/lenses: yup

77. Turned someone down: yeah
78. Sex on first date: nope
79. Broken someone’s heart: nope, i’m always the heartbroken one
80. Had your heart broken: yes
81. Been arrested: …yeah
82. Cried when someone died: i don’t wanna really get into this because it makes me feel broken and emotionally vacant
83. Fallen for a friend: nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…
84. Yourself: no
85. Miracles: no
86. Love at first sight: no
87. Santa Claus: lol
88. Kiss on the first date: if i’m into them
89. Angels: no

OTHER…
90. Current best friend’s name: don’t have one
91. Eye color: dark blue
92. Favorite movie: damn… atm probs wonder woman


i tag: @whereslouis @2ghostsmp4 @happytinylou @victoryjacket @louddy @babeharrie @taketheroses

I stand with Mike

I just want to vent here though i might end up getting hated for this…
If ya don’t know there’s a big scandal going on between a famous markiplier cosplayer named mike… He met teamiplier yesterday and kinda felt like he made them uncomfortable. Later amy posted a photo and he commented saying “If you weren’t with Mark you’d be taken by prince charming and swept off your feet.” Amy took this as a flirty comment and asked him tk stop. He apologized and said it wasn’t supposed to be a flirty comment it was merely a joke… Ever since then he hasn’t been hated on by the markiplier community and it’s sad by how much hate has risen within this community for an understanding. I don’t even know if teamiplier even noticed the hate being directed at Mike but either way it’s sad… Sad how people can let a misunderstanding caude hate in a community… Thanks for ur time.

Daily Squid Sisters - Day 52

Switch It Up

(I was supposed to post this yesterday whoops)

This Daily Squid Sisters brings us to the duo holding a pair of joycons.  Did you notice how the Splatoon 2 joycons are pink on right and green on left?  Think that could mean anything?

29 days left, I also have an announcement.  When Splatoon 2 releases, and Daily Squid Sisters ends, I will be reviving Daily Callie for a new era.

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“Ever since we started school, up until now, you and Kacchan have built each other up as equals.  It has to be you that calls out to him!” 

@kiribakuweek2k17 Day 4 - free day

this definitely wasn’t supposed to be posted yesterday for team/support day oops

@thunderboltsortofapenny said: No no let’s do this! Why would steve need to be fake married. Or why would bucky need to be fake married to Steve. We need a reason. #Viper do the thing #It’ll be fun!

So I did the thing, and it’s stupid and terrible, but here, have it:


Bucky’s an EMT. Normal guy, just living his life, trying to help where he can. And then one day, all of a sudden, the aliens are invading NYC, and Bucky’s out there helping, right in the middle of the danger zone because of course he is.

There’s a fight going on, and a bunch of freaks in weird suits seem to be fighting the aliens, but Bucky doesn’t have much time to focus on anything other than all the people in dire need of medical attention. He does what he can to help, grabs the first metal bar he can find and fights only the aliens getting in his way, and works himself to exhaustion. Then there’s a blast, and it sends a man flying right into the wall next to him.

“Hey, you okay?” Bucky asks, rushing to help him, and though Bucky could’ve sworn the blow was hard enough to crush anyone’s ribs, he’s surprised to see the man–who must’ve been on his way to a costume party–stand up practically unscathed.

He’s got broad shoulders and a strong jaw and eyes of the prettiest shade of blue Bucky’s ever seen, and even with his face covered in soot and grime and blood, Bucky’s heart skips a beat.

For a few seconds the man seems a bit disoriented, then he finally registers Bucky’s presence. “What are you doing here?? Get out of the streets!”

“I was–” Bucky starts, and is cut off by an explosion right above their heads and a bunch of debris raining down on them, and a hand shoving him aside.

When he comes to, which is a surprise in itself, the dust has started to clear, and the man who’s clearly saved his life is carrying him as if he weighed nothing, concern in those beautiful eyes and a big, warm hand pressed tenderly against Bucky’s neck, checking for a pulse.

He locks eyes with Bucky and sighs in relief, the hint of a smile on his plush lips, but the hand remains where it is. “Hi,” he says. “You all right?”

“Y-yeah… Thank you,” Bucky replies, but he doesn’t move to free himself of the man’s arms. His stomach is doing something weird, and the man surely has other people to rescue, but for a few seconds they both just stay there, shell-shocked and staring at each other like the world around them has stopped.

Then something blows up nearby, and the spell is broken.

Carefully, the man helps him to his feet, makes sure Bucky’s in one piece, and then says, “Find shelter, okay? Stay inside.”

Bucky’s not planning to, but he can’t find it in him to tell that to this incredible man, so he slowly licks his lips and nods. Before turning around to leave, the man offers him a small, shy smile.

- - - - -

During the next few weeks after the Chitauri attack on NYC, every single piece of footage of the Avengers fighting against the aliens and helping civilians goes viral. Phone videos, security cameras, blurry pics.

The most popular, by far, is a snapshot of Captain America carrying a guy, who can be seen fighting aliens and helping people in other videos, bridal style, thumb caressing his jaw, and both looking like lovestruck teenagers.

Bucky can’t go to the grocery store or even do his job without being stalked by the paparazzi or Cap’s groupies or just random people wanting to know what his Avenger name is, and for how long he’s been dating Captain America.

- - - - -

“You’ve ruined my life!!” Bucky tells him, because of course, of course Captain America would pick Bucky’s park for his morning run. Of course Bucky’d slip on wet leaves on the pavement precisely this morning, and of fucking course Captain America would just happen to be around to catch him at just the right time. Bucky’s seeing red.

“I’m sorry,” Captain America says, and it’s extremely unfair just how genuine and how much like a kicked puppy he looks.

Christ, Bucky wants to punch him.

- - - - -

Steve’s been living in PR hell.

He’s spent the past weeks “saving” girls and boys alike from getting hit by a bicycle, or fainting, or a fuckton of equally stupid shit.

The second anyone spots Captain America, there’ll suddenly be some kind of dangerous situation going down, and someone hoping Cap will carry them bridal style to safety and maybe fall head over heels in love with them in the process.

Steve is tired and done and ready to get back in the ice for another few decades, and shares Pepper’s worries that someone might actually put themself in real danger soon.

“We should handle this before it gets worse,” Nat says. And Steve agrees, of course, but he just doesn’t know how.

“Just marry the guy,” Clint suggests.

Steve almost chokes to death on his own spit.

“WHAT?”

Clint shrugs. “Why not? Half the world already thinks you’re dating…”

“Clint, he hates me…”

“Only cause people keep pestering him about this. If you two get married it’ll be a circus, but then it’ll blow over. He can’t even do his job right now, right? So you pay the guy for the trouble, yadda yadda, then when this is over you two get a quick divorce, and that’s it. Problem solved.”

For two minutes, no one else opens their mouth. Then:

“He’s got a point…”

“Tony, no,” Steve whines.

“You saw the footage, how he was helping those civilians… If you have to marry someone, he’s not a bad candidate,” Nat says, and then smirks. “Plus, he’s cute.”

Steve already knows he’s lost this battle, but that doesn’t help him feel any better about this. Yes, he’s cute. Yes, he’s a brave and kind and smart guy. Yes, Steve could very easily pretend to be married to him for a while and yes it’d help them both. None of that’s the problem.

The problem is that he kind of really likes the guy.

The problem is that the guy hates him.

This is a really, really bad idea.

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request; Hiya I saw ur text post for michael where he tweets and it looks like he’s talking about u. I wanted to ask u if u could do a similar one with calum but ur best friend texts u instead she tells u the tweets r about u but u say no it’s about another girl bc cal has told u or something like tht u send screenshots of that conversation and she sends screenshots of ur conversation to cal so he texts u making it seem like they had a plan together sorry its long and probably confusing 😬 love ur work!

alright the texts might be confusing so watch out for the contact name change. when you reach the part of the fake tweet, the next screenshots are the ones you send y/f/n from yours and Calum’s conversation. hopefully you won’t be confused. long ass caption too. 😂 oh and ignore the green thing on top, i was on the phone when i took the screenshots as you can tell. 😂🤗

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Transfixed

So uhh Happy One Year Anniversary?? that’s right it’s been one whole fucking year since this comic started it wasn’t supposed to last a year tbH

Actually I started Feburary 9th last year not 10th (you can see the upload date on the first post) so I was gonna post it yesterday but I’ve been sick with the flu and it’s been kinda hard to do anything. Honestly I’m still sick so the lighting quality isn’t so great this time. 

Also I was still reacting to the new Taz episode cause I’m not ok

so yeah, one year and still more to come

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