was kind of funny

pulled out in front of traffic b/c people were honking and I thought they were honking at me so I panicked.  swerved a lot, got pulled over, hyperventilating + half-crying, police officer had me do the whole “walk in a straight line stand on one foot deal”.  this was both kind of funny (because I do not drink and was in fact on my way home from buying milk) and humiliating (because I hate messing up and we were in full view of everyone driving by).  he let me off with a warning and then I parked behind a barn and cried for like a full minute.  unbeknownst to me mr. officer guy had followed me and wanted to know if he should call anyone.  no, mr. officer guy, you should not.

in short my first time being pulled over was about as anticlimactic as possible but PMS and anxiety made it 1000% worse and anyway now I’m home eating cereal with my milk how are y’all doin

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Posting this instead of @madisonfoley​ because Brightyn had to perform her Suspended in Time solo, but performed new solo instead!

It’s a testament to Gavin MacIntosh’s acting that he was such a kind and funny person when not in character. When we got onto set, it would be like a switch went off in his body and he was immediately Martin. That’s the sign of a great actor. You despise him so much as a character, and like him a lot in real life.
—  Peyton Kennedy (Indie-Outlook)

khaleesimaka  asked:

“you’re my sibling’s friend and wow you’re hot” au for SoMa?

Everyone who knew Wes loved him.

What wasn’t there to like? The man was a genius, funny, kind and when the wind blew really hard he looked like those stupid male models on the cover of smut books for women.

Soul, however, looked more like the latest Supernatural Villain ™ with bad bitch face and stubble at every hour of the day. So, when it came down to which Evans Brother was the hot one, he was alright stepping back. Then, King Wes, Saint of all that was Panty Dropping, announced his plan for a charity concert to help clean up a few terrible neighborhoods nation wide.

He started in Nevada, in some corner called Death City. Soul had gone with him, mostly because it was hot there and Vegas was only twenty minutes away, but he had not been ready for Wes’ contact. (A girl Wes had mentioned being incredibly attractive) She had been 5 foot nothing of green eyes and a scowl. Legs that were longer than the day and hips that moved like rattlesnakes.

How could someone with desert beauty fall in with his brother. Wes was ice, cool smiles and shades of grey, this girl burned like sand under bare feet, and Soul had sold her his heart before he could blink, eyes the same color as cactai landing in him, with the same amount of sharp pain.

There was no way this girl could be his brothers type, the desert was no place for ice, but a demon could make a home in her stare.

(This got away from me, I admit)

anonymous asked:

Well CS endgame is official. Emma's wearing the ring. I just can't believe they're ending it this way, how is this modern at all? :/

Hey Anon!

You know what’s kind of funny? Your Ask is actually pretty much the title of the Once Upon a Time theme song from the start of the season. 

“Rescue Me (This can’t be how the story ends)”

Pretty sure you’re feeling exactly the way you are supposed to feel right now, because no, this can’t be how the story ends. It’s all symbolic. I’ve addressed the wedding as something that is going to happen ever since we saw the wedding dress in the window between them. That was pretty obvious foreshadowing. You might want to check out some of these posts, feel free to ask questions about anything that’s unclear!


Hook as the Animus
Hook represents a part of Emma she needs to make peace with. It also fits in with what looks like Hook and Emma parenting Henry. It’s about Emma wondering if the darkest parts of herself are fit to be a parent.

A wedding and a funeral
A short exploration of themes related to weddings, funerals and relationships and what it could mean.

The Guide
Ruby is Emma’s wolf. Her story guides us to the truth, just like the wolves made Graham remember who he was.

Emma’s Superpower
We think Emma’s superpower is failing, but there was always one exception to the rule. Emma can lie to herself. Denial.

The musical
The musical episode fits in with @colyssa’s Women who run with the wolves meta and is a great opportunity to show us how the characters are really feeling. It might be a way to break through the denial.

Snow & Charming parallels
Emma & Regina’s current story matches that of Snow & Charming in the episode “Heart of Darkness”.

True Love crosses Realms
Henry, Emma and Regina’s relationship is the core of the show in terms of symbolism. Their message doesn’t actually work without a True Love’s kiss between Emma and Regina.

Key symbolism
Emma giving Regina a key was a big deal.

Ariel
The Little Mermaid had some queer subtext going on and she’s coming back.

Emma’s secret wish
Some thoughts about Emma’s secret wish in the wish realm and how the absence of the Evil Queen is another symbol of repression and denial.

Season 7
The spoilers for a reset for season 7 can be linked to Emma’s journeys and their repression. Breaking through it could shake up the world for everyone.

Dearest Y/N

Originally posted by godzillawillsaveus

Y/N, 

I am writing this letter because I’ve become aware of how you’ve appeared to shrink into your shell lately and I cannot imagine why a person as wonderful as you would find the desire to hide your charismatic personality and your kind hearted nature. 

In this world, Y/N people are made to feel the need to hide their true self because they don’t believe that society will accept them. Yet what people fail to recognise is that what the entire world thinks shouldn’t bring concern, what matters is what your love one’s matter and from where I am standing I do not see a problem with your beautiful smile and your ability to be kind and passionate, your funny and sweet. 

So please my dearest love, don’t be afraid to show the world who you are because to me your the most delicate flower, the most precious stone, your beautiful, strong and independent. 

I love you more than my words will ever be able to explain. 

Bray x 

anonymous asked:

what's rlly got me worried is all thugs macdennis stuff seems like its working towards some real endgame material but sunnys been renewed for another two seasons so like who knows whats gonna go down then

it is it’s always sunny like its not gonna be “endgame”, they’re probably never be in a longterm relationship like how normal people view relationships. best case scenario is they kiss or bang and then never acknowledge it except for subtle hints like chardee. im honestly so CHILL my dude like mac is gay and out and i got two more seasons of sunny like i kind of ??? dont care. I watch Always Sunny bc it’s funny above all else, it why i got into the show. as long as mac continues to say he’s gay every 5 seconds and the laughs keep coming im good with whatever else goes down. 

very important

my best friend in the whole world, @deathshands (dahlia obvs) turns twenty today. TWENTY??? jeezus how did we get this old and also ur age is in my url. i remem(e)ber when you were sixteen and someone i looked up to (well i still look up to you lmao). not only were you rocking the cool black + red emo hair and piercings (YEAH I CALLED U EMO U BURNT BROCCOLI WATCHA GON DO?), you were the nicest person on this website, in fact the nicest person i had ever come across, ever. and will ever. you put so much of your energy into helping people, even when you yourself were struggling. i went on your page and thought to myself, and i remember my exact thoughts; “what thE HELL man hOW IS THIS GIRL SO FRICKIN KIND AND GORGEOUS AND FUNNY AND TALENTED ????? IS SHE REAL ???? THIS MAKES ME MAD ITS NOT FAIR SHE GETS TO BE SO PERFECT” unfortunately, i learned early in our friendship, you will never, ever, ever quite comprehend how beautiful and amazing and kind and intelligent and funny and just in general perfect you are because you’re too rough on yourself. anyways, back to when i first went to ur page, i thought; “OK OK IM RLY FRICKIN SCARED BUT I KINDA RLY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER” so i sent some nice anon mssgs bc if anyone deserves those it’s you. then i think one day i sent you a message about how i liked your hair off anon and you followed me and of c i freaked out. but then one day i remember i sent you a fanmail (which was the private message back in our day lmao) and we got talking and you were so so nice and we got along so nicely and “SWAGGOTSHIRE” and “#INTERNATIONALPENIS” happened and then we kik’d for a good while and then imessage and I DONT KNOW WHY IM TELLING THE HISTORY OF OUR FRIENDSHIP BC U ALREADY KNOW IT BUT I GUESS ITS BC ITS SO VERY IMPORTANT TEO ME (YES THAT WAS INTENTIONAL) AND I LOVE HOW WE TALK IN ALL CAPS 80% OF THE TIME BC WE’RE “INTENSE PPL” AND THEN we can still be super serious and support each other. i value our friendship and all our little inside jokes and everything so much but most of all i value YOU and everything you say and all your little quirks and how you can always cheer me up 100% of the time but you trust me enough to tell me your struggles when you need to and i really really value that friend i really really do ok ok and you are honestly THE strongest person i know i mean really you’ve been through sooo much and the fact you can just bounce back like you do is inconceivable and i know you still struggle yet you still help so many others including me it’s just wow man idk what to say!! and i just love how funny and honest and kind and you are and how you always stick to your values and it makes me so sad that you’ll never know how amazing and beautiful you are you are the most beautiful person ever friend ok ok and btw sidenote im listening to shake it by metro station rn and im telling u that just so you’ll go “dammit mg” somewhere across the globe and idk man i just love you so so much i love ALL of you and i love us and our friendship and our FIRE EMOJIS (dammit fuck u apple for ruining them) and how you still stuck by my side during both all of my and your hospitalizations. you’re so incredible it BLOWS MY MIND that we’re best friends and honestly that you’re a real person. i love you dahlia, happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!

oh, and one last thing,

MWAHAHAHAHAHAA HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Honestly Ben (Excerpt Below!)

In the companion to Openly Straight, Ben confronts pressure at school, repression at home, and his passion for two very different people in figuring out what it takes to be Honestly Ben.

Ben Carver is back to normal. He’s working steadily in his classes at the Natick School. He just got elected captain of the baseball team. He’s even won a full scholarship to college, if he can keep up his grades. All that foolishness with Rafe Goldberg the past semester is in the past.

Except …

There’s Hannah, the gorgeous girl from the neighboring school, who attracts him and distracts him. There’s his mother, whose quiet unhappiness Ben is noticing for the first time. School is harder, the pressure higher, the scholarship almost slipping away. And there’s Rafe, funny, kind, dating someone else … and maybe the real normal that Ben needs.

Perfect for fans of David Levithan, Andrew Smith, and John Green, Honestly Ben is a smart, laugh-out-loud novel that will speak to anyone who’s struggled to be “honestly ____________” in some part of their lives.

Start Reading Honestly Ben

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anonymous asked:

Honestly I think it's funny. Everyone knows Eleanor was a beard the first time. After they end BG there won't be one person who will still think Louis isn't closeted.

It’s funny in a tragic kind of way but mostly I’m just mortified on behalf of all the people on the other side of the fandom who actually believe this shit

anonymous asked:

Was he thinking they were about to do it or tehy already did it? and what does he think about Simon? Not Clary's league or if he wasn't in love with her he would ship them?

he probably just thought they were making out since clary was still fully clothed. I think at first Jace didn’t have much of a problem with Simon, he even thought he was kind of funny. So initially if Jace hadn’t like Clary he’d probably be genuinely happy for them if they were together. 

But Simon has this habit of trying to one up Jace when it comes to Clary constantly. Like at the party Jace went out of his way to tell them they looked cute together and was really putting in an effort and trying to be pleasant. Then when Clary confronts Simon later and he doesn’t know what’s going on he automatically blames Jace for it. Since there’s probably not any way that Simon wouldn’t see Jace as competition, he’d probably stick with the being kind of a jerk even if Jace has tried to be nice. Jace probably wouldn’t be that cool with it. 

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