was just funny

hey does anyone else remember 2009 fanfiction culture where every fic was based off a taylor swift song 

I’m watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerers’ Stone right now and my brother walked by on his way to the kitchen. He stopped for a second and said “oh isn’t it true that the dursleys were trying to protect him the whole time?”. I immediately started trying to explain how his mother died for him and her blood lives in Petunia. I was trying to figure out the best way to explain it to him and a thought crossed my mind. I told him “ Think of it like Jesus dying on the cross and his blood lives in us”.

A few second go by.

“Are you trying to compare Harry Potter’s mom to Jesus”


“I mean im not saying she saved the entire magical world with her death… or had a Judas that betrayed her…actually yeah I am”

He just gave me the longest stare and then shook his head while snickering

“Fucking Harry Potter fans I swear, you’d think it’s a religion with you guys. No wonder Christian moms boycotted the movie”

His Soldier - Part 5

So part 4 went out the other day, and I’m glad people enjoyed it. I really didn’t expect many people to actually like this series, but it turned out well. Just want to say thank you for all the support I’ve received. 

@sparkleywonderful @hellosunshine26 @regularlyconfused @dr-woodsprite @the-bookish-soul @feysand9299 @paperbacktrash @wolffrising

Anyway, here is Part 5~.

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A collection of my totally harmless posts flagged as NSFW by @staff when there’s literal hetero porn that isn’t flagged 🙃🙃🙃.

It says a lot about the fandom’s priorities where the biggest f/f ship is judged harshly and treated like the shipping version of Hester Prynne, but the two largest ships supported by fujoshis doesn’t get the same amount of scrutiny and treatment.

I hate snakes. All those people that go behind other people’s backs to talk shit about them. If you have a problem with someone confront them directly or shut up and ignore them. This reporting of “he said - she said” is incredibly immature and nasty.

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs