was just funny

hey does anyone else remember 2009 fanfiction culture where every fic was based off a taylor swift song 

I’m watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerers’ Stone right now and my brother walked by on his way to the kitchen. He stopped for a second and said “oh isn’t it true that the dursleys were trying to protect him the whole time?”. I immediately started trying to explain how his mother died for him and her blood lives in Petunia. I was trying to figure out the best way to explain it to him and a thought crossed my mind. I told him “ Think of it like Jesus dying on the cross and his blood lives in us”.

A few second go by.

“Are you trying to compare Harry Potter’s mom to Jesus”

….

“I mean im not saying she saved the entire magical world with her death… or had a Judas that betrayed her…actually yeah I am”

He just gave me the longest stare and then shook his head while snickering

“Fucking Harry Potter fans I swear, you’d think it’s a religion with you guys. No wonder Christian moms boycotted the movie”

His Soldier - Part 5

So part 4 went out the other day, and I’m glad people enjoyed it. I really didn’t expect many people to actually like this series, but it turned out well. Just want to say thank you for all the support I’ve received. 

@sparkleywonderful @hellosunshine26 @regularlyconfused @dr-woodsprite @the-bookish-soul @feysand9299 @paperbacktrash @wolffrising

Anyway, here is Part 5~.

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A collection of my totally harmless posts flagged as NSFW by @staff when there’s literal hetero porn that isn’t flagged 🙃🙃🙃.

It says a lot about the fandom’s priorities where the biggest f/f ship is judged harshly and treated like the shipping version of Hester Prynne, but the two largest ships supported by fujoshis doesn’t get the same amount of scrutiny and treatment.

I hate snakes. All those people that go behind other people’s backs to talk shit about them. If you have a problem with someone confront them directly or shut up and ignore them. This reporting of “he said - she said” is incredibly immature and nasty.

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs