was i supposed to think of a guy that i actually know

I hope everyone who bitched about Jimin posting in the fancafe while on tour and said he didn’t like intl fans is really proud of themselves. He’s acknowledged intl fans and asked people to translate stuff so many times in the last couple of days; he obviously feels guilty. He even had Hoseok do that live with him so be could understand and interact with the intl fans. You guys really made him feel bad.

Not every idol can read/speak/understand English, languages are hard. Some people really struggle with learning second languages. And honestly I don’t think idols should be required to learn English or Japanese or anything else if they don’t really, actually want to. That kind of expectation is just too much, imo. We should take it as a nice surprise when an idol knows a second language instead of an expectation or a requirement. And on top of that, what is getting upset with an idol for communicating in their own language with fans who speak that language suppose to do exactly? Yelling at him doesn’t make him suddenly capable of understanding everything you guys type at him at lightening speed. It just hurts his feelings.

And of course he would feel home sick. He’s in a foreign country, eating foreign food, surrounded by people he can’t understand. If I remember correctly Jimin was the one who got homesick the fastest on Bon Voyage. He loves his country and there’s nothing wrong with that. He’s a homebody, so sue him.

Anyway it’s like 4am, I’m emotional, and him asking people to translate on ch+ for intl fans made me :/ :/ :/ because he shouldn’t have to worry about that. He’s a good kid and he doesn’t deserve to be spoken to that way by people (his fans) who are suppose to love and support him. I love armys, but honestly I don’t think you guys realize how spoiled we are. Your expectations are unrealistic.

There are fandoms out there that can’t even find an eng sub of a five minute clip of their group months after it’s aired. We get twenty subs uploaded to YouTube in a matter of hours. Armys work hard for each other and it makes BTS seem more accessible than they actually are, but please remember to respect the members in real time when English isn’t always an option. I hope that makes sense?? Like don’t let the ease of accessibility make you forget that, in the moment, you are dealing with real people with feelings who might struggle to understand you.

In short; please don’t be selfish and always remember to respect the members. They love you and they work hard for you. They deserve to be spoken to with care.

Sombra joins the fight
  • Tracer: I've got you now, Sombra!
  • Sombra: Do you? Well, I've got footage of you with a certain sniper when you were supposed to be on a mission. Didn't Overwatch lose that mission...? I hope it wasn't -- oh look, it was marked 'critical importance'.
  • Tracer: ... *hammers rewind*
  • --Later--
  • D.Va: I'm taking Sombra down!
  • Sombra: Ah, Hana Song. Are you livestreaming right now? I wonder what your followers would think of their gaming queen, if they knew she didn't actually know how to play Poké--
  • D.Va: Uh, uh, my mech's malfunctioning. Stream's going down guys, uhm, whoops. *flies off*
  • --Later--
  • Pharah: Target acquired.
  • Sombra: *sighs* Two words: mommy kink
  • Pharah: ...target lost.
  • --Later--
  • Pharah, D.Va, Tracer, and others: Okay Sombra, this time you're not getting away. We've got the perfect agent to take you down!
  • Lucio: I guess that's my signal.
  • Sombra: Haha, please, let's see...
  • Sombra: *checks pocket computer* uhh
  • Sombra: *starts pulling out folders* hold on, wait
  • Sombra: *starts emptying her pockets* no wait I got this
  • Sombra: *finds a small, crumpled note* Ah hah!
  • Sombra: Lucio, what about that time you, uh, were fifteen minutes late to your shift in the... soup kitchen... because you'd found a sick dog and had to carry it all the way to... are you serious? Are you serious right now, that's it?
  • Sombra: You know what? Just take me in.
please consider:

neither Lance or Keith has ever dated anyone.

  • ok ok so when Keith and Lance start dating, both of them think the other has dated 23598 other people before: 
    • Keith thinks Lance is so dang confident, like, that guy has totally dated at least twelve people; just look at the way he flirts!
    • and Lance’s inner monologue goes something like: “jesus christ Keith is so hot I’m not on his level he must have dated way hotter people than me somebody Help”
  • buT THEN the first time they kiss, both boys are thinking “wow, he really isn’t that great of a kisser?”
    • and Lance kinda says so, and Keith’s like “well sorry, I’ve never actually kissed anyone before dude”
    • “WHAT? but…but…but you’re Keith!”
    • “What’s that supposed to mean? You’re not so hot at kissing either you know”
    • “That’s because I’ve never kissed anyone either!”
    • “THE HELL?”
  • so neither of them have any experience in anything. are they supposed to lace their fingers together while holding hands or go for the Mitten Hold? when is it acceptable to start sharing a bed? is celebrating a one month anniversary too soon? what counts as PDA?
    • french kissing?? how?? even? does that work???
  • they’re actually The Worst at this
  • one morning Keith gets up and makes this big awesome breakfast in the castle’s kitchen, and when Lance finally drags himself out of bed he’s like “aw, Keith, you made me pancakes? and bacon?? you’re the best, man!”
    • Keith looks up from stuffing his face. “made you breakfast? um…I…didn’t. this is for me.”
  • one of the first times they start really making out and getting into it and shirts start coming off, Keith gets a little brave
    • “Keith, did you just kiss my nipple?
    • “NO. Yeah. Um. Did you not-I mean, was–”
    • “I just didn’t know-”
    • “-was it bad?”
    • “–that was a thing?” and Lance smiles and tips Keith’s chin up to kiss him again and smiles. “but I liked it.” 
  • Allura sees all of this Awkward Boyfriend stuff going on in full glory, and it takes all of her willpower not to sit the boys down and give them some lessons. 
    • Keith finds Allura and Shiro whispering furiously to each other in the hall one day:
    • “They need help, Shiro!”
    • “You can’t just step into their relationship. You have to let them figure–”
    • “–like little baby Glarmo’ai–”
    • “–for themselves–”
    • “–they don’t even know how to hold hands.”
    • Shiro puts his face in his hands. “oh my god I know.”

my least favorite personal experience with geek mansplaining is when i was a con in a full sabine cosplay, and some guy was like “so is this like a custom mando or something?” and i was like “actually no, im sabine wren from rebels” and he just stared at me and i was like “you know, the cartoon” and he was like “oh, so youre bo-katan”

“…no, im sabine”

“sabine is her sister, you mean bo-katan”

“no youre thinking of satine, im sabine, a different character from rebels”

“no no im pretty sure i know what im talking about i was watching star wars before you were probably alive”

this went on for like 5 minutes until finally someone was like “hey can you come here for a picture” and i got out of that conversation

8

Bear with me here guys cause I need to talk about this scene for a hot minute. Even is so fucking into Isak and he’s actually shook™ by it. Like he has seen Isak watching him for a couple days now and thinks fuck it and pulls this beautiful boy outside to get high with him. But then he sees him smile and hears him laugh and suddenly it’s like fuck, pull it together dude, you were not supposed to go deep with this thing. 

And then Emma finds them and the peace is broken. Isak who was all nervous excitement a minute ago is visibly more tense and uncomfortable and Even makes a conscious choice to dig his heels in. He moves closer, until their sides are brushing in a casual but significant way. He’s letting Isak know he’s there and he’s not leaving and when Emma sits and takes the joint Even decides in that moment he is gonna be vigilant about this girl and ardent with this boy. And from this point on he never stops being vigilant with Emma and ardent with Isak.

poll: which part of Jason’s Bar Mitzvah is the most emotionally ruinous?

  1. how happily the song starts, so you are deluded into thinking that you will be fine as you listen to it
  2. Cordelia happily singing “I’ll unwrap the billion hors d’oeuvres” one song after Whizzer says that “When [death] comes, screw the nerves, I’ll be eating hors d’oeuvres” 
  3. Trina sort of bittersweetly singing “Probably it’s doubly useful at a time like this” because something that was supposed to be a celebration has death looming over it
  4. Trina softly singing “I feel more helpless than I have in years” alone
  5. Whizzer interrupting by saying “Please excuse me if I interfere” even though he isn’t interfering whatsoever and he just wants to toast Jason and this is the last fatherly thing he’ll ever be able to do for Jason and he knows it
  6. Cordelia saying “Actually…, we’re seven,” because they’ve become a little family despite all of their hardships and differences
  7. Charlotte, Cordelia, and Trina all singing as the boys get Jason dressed and all three of them coming together to sing “I feel more helpless than I have in years”
  8. Mendel sounding like he’s torn between laughing and crying as he sings “Fix his tie / Trina, try to make him smile more”
  9. “Don’t know why, but he looks like Marvin…”
  10. Marvin’s entire part of the song where he’s probably on the verge of crying to Jason, “You hold my dreams, kid / I burst at the seams ‘cause of you”
  11. “Son of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob / Son of Marvin, son of Trina, son of Whizzer, son of Mendel / And godchild to the lesbians from next door!”
  12. Jason singing in Hebrew and his whole reading ending with the word “father” 
  13. the music slowly fading into What Would I Do at the end, as if you weren’t crying enough
Terajima’s comment on Miyuki & Sawamura’s first meeting scene

Here’s the infamous interview where Terajima-Sensei said that Miyuki & Sawamura’s first meeting scene was like a romantic manga.

How did you come up with the other characters aside from Sawamura?

Miyuki is the character who made Sawamura think “I want to play baseball with him, even if that means being separated from my friends”. Miyuki has profound knowledge of baseball as well as the ability to bring out the pitcher’s talent. He’s supposed to be the type of guy Sawamura has never met in life before and thus makes him think “I somehow can’t get him out of my head…”. So if you think about it, it’s actually the same as the “first meeting” scenes in a romantic manga. (lol) […] - Terajima Yuji (Official DnA Guide Book)


So, may I introduce,

Miyuki “the type of guy Sawamura has never met in life before” Kazuya

and Sawamura “I somehow can’t get him out of my head… ” Eijun.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Bonus:

The well-known “Ugh, he’s so mean, I hate him, but…. I love him” shojo manga trope.

God bless Miyusawa and Terajima-sensei ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Watching FMAB with my mom

*Greedling runs off toward Central at the end of “Filial Affection”*

Greed: *onscreen* I’m going to rule the whole world!

Mom: …..Pffft, hahahaha!!!

Me: Uh, aren’t you supposed to be a little worried?

Mom: ‘I’m going to rule the world.’ Heh, yeah, sure. You and what army?

Me: But he’s abandoning the good guys! He could betray them!

Mom: He’s got no supporters! What does he think he’s going to accomplish by himself? Sorry, but Kimblee is the kind of loose cannon I’m worried about. Greed’s harmless. You know, relatively.

Me: *in my head* She’s on to him.

Honestly I don’t even know where to fucking start with this one. The shoes? The fucking Mickey Mouse gloves? The weird-ass monoeye? I can’t find a single aspect of this design that doesn’t make me want to projectile vomit across the room. You wanna know the worst part? Apparently this guy is supposed to be a fucking hedgehog. Yeah, you heard that right. Now you might think “Actually now that you mention it, I can sort of see the resemblance to a hedgehog”. Maybe if you’re a fucking idiot. I saw a picture of a hedgehog in a book once and I can tell you that a hedgehog is nothing like this. First of all, they aren’t fucking blue. I may have failed my high school biology class, but I at least fucking know that a hedgehog, a MAMMAL, cannot be fucking blue. Also I’m pretty sure they don’t have fucking cat ears or quills that just look like stupid fucking hair. Even if this design wasn’t completely unrealistic, it’s still shitty garbage. What’s with the smug look? Is he mocking me because he knows how much his existence pains me? Someone needs to take this walking abortion behind a shed and end its misery. 

‘Cause the world might do me in
It’s alright 'cause I’m with friends
Guess I’m giving up again
It doesn’t matter
(Ooh ooh ooh)

This is supposed to be kagakuro centric but i just couldn’t resist do this bc imagine seirin like this, like, imagine the lil shits dragging Kagami knowing damn well he hates this kind of places. Oh, and Kuroko is actually a ghost btw, one who wonders if the red haired boy will die of a fucking heart attack or not he’s cute tho

Ok so Kagami is an innocent idiot so i’m pretty sure the situation will end up in: 

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gUYS! I had a realization recently about Simon that I wanted to share. We all know Simon thinks goblins are handsome. We know he thinks Trixie is cute. And we definitely all know that he has been known to seduce the occasional vampire. We also know that the only human he said he found attractive was Agatha (that i know of, keep in mind i havent read the book in nearly a year), bUT did he actually find her attractive??? Some could argue that he only thought that, because he thought he was supposed to. So, iF MY THEORY IS CORRECT, simon snow has a thing for magical creatures!!!!!!

Boyfriend!Kyle Head Canons

“Kyle Spencer as your boyfriend Head Cannons?” - Anon

A/N I’ve never actually written for Kyle before (oops?), but I know for a fact that he was a huge dork and you can fight me on this.

  • He’s so dorky omg
  • Some kind of pun or joke every few minutes
  • Yes, that includes during sex.
  • Which he’s pretty great at, jokes aside
  • He’d be really nervous the first few times and that’s when the puns would hit their peaks
  • But once he accepted that you were doing fine, they’d stop
  • And you guys would probably a headboard or two
  • Speaking of…
  • Kyle is such a sweetie like you need help moving? Call 1-800-Kyle-Spencer!
  • And if your car broke down, he’d fix it
  • Which is adorable
  • “Ky, I don’t think that’s supposed to go there.”
  • “Shh, yes it is.”
  • “But that’s a square-”
  • “Shh,”
  • You could make him blush so easy
  • Like, it’d take zero effort
  • He’d bring you coffee when you’re stuck studying
  • Then he’d make some excuse to stay with you
  • And when you got too tired, he’d take you to your dorm
  • Because he sure as hell isn’t taking you to the frat house
  • By the way, his brothers love you
  • But that includes a lot of dirty jokes that you’re the subject of
  • It’s safe to say Kyle doesn’t like them
  • He probably covers your ears when they make one in public
  • Also, I feel like he’d be a feminist idk

Now for the dreaded mom subject-

  • He wouldn’t tell you until you insisted on meeting her
  • And he’d be so awkward and uncomfortable
  • But once you understood what he was trying to say, you’d start crying
  • And then he’d start crying
  • Not because of his mom, but because you were crying
  • And he’d realize how fucking deep his love is for you

You know that last post got me thinking: what is up with the these alleged fans who don’t think Star Wars is funny? Don’t get me wrong: I absolutely am here for the Skywalker Family Drama (because hello I have a pulse) and the Kenobi Sads and the Lore but like…at the end of the day? Star Wars is ridiculous! It’s so delightfully humorous. How do people not see this?! Who are these guys and why don’t they want to actually have fun with any of this nonsense?

Hey guys, that ad that ends with a school shooting kind of set me over the edge and now a lot of you guys are reblogging it, and I just want you to know that I’ve never before considered something a trigger for me but I think that makes the list because I was shaking so badly after I watched it and my heart was pounding so hard it was actually hurting me. I’ve had too many horrific nightmares about that kind of thing, I really don’t need to have something like that there. I know it’s supposed to make you feel disturbed, but I don’t know if people realize just how mentally shaken it can leave some people.

Please tag it or something, please.

And if any of you are sensitive to that kind of content, please be aware of how the ad ends, it seems like an innocent sweet school romance between two kids writing on a desk but it does end with a school shooting, calling people to be more aware of people around them and trying to spot warning signs. 

I don’t want any of you to feel how I felt when I watched that for the first time. 

I know that it’s important, and a real issue that needs to be confronted, but I also feel like some people could really do without seeing it. 

Listen. This clue right here is all we need to know that The Six Thatchers was a convoluted mess that was probably only half of what happened, if that. EMP, the drugged up story of Sherlock, of John’s alibi. Who knows. But we’re definitely meant to call it into question. Not sure what Sherrinford has to do with this. If it’s a code word or an actual person. But I was thinking: 13th what? The only thing that really came to mind was “the thirteenth stroke of the clock” or “the thirteenth hour”. Sure, it could be a date, I suppose, but given how someone else wrote up a meta about the fucking around with time in this episode, I think this is more likely. (Who wrote that?? I’m a bit tipsy lol).

Because seriously guys, I just took a screenshot of Wikipedia:

C’mon. COME ON.

Someone has probably already thought of this, but yeah. This is my small contribution. There’s a lot of theories rolling around out there, and in my head.

ColdFlash Stardust AU

Thank you, @tabihe and @farflungstars for reminding me of this with their ColdFlashWave unicorn AU circulating.

Mr. Crimson and I watched Stardust over Christmas and I was reminded how much I LOVE that movie, and couldn’t help thinking ColdFlash.

At first I thought Barry would be the star, and then I realized I was being ridiculous - Len is the star!

Henry Allen was adventurous in his youth and crossed the wall only to meet and fall in love with the captured Princess Nora, who he couldn’t save because she was the prisoner of the evil sorcerer Eobard. But nine months after their encounter, Henry was delivered a beautiful baby boy named Barry that he raised happily.

Now an adult, Barry is hopelessly in love with his best friend Iris - who happens to be in love with someone else, Eddie. And the problem is…Eddie is awesome. He’s a great guy, it’s just…Barry is the one who’s supposed to be with Iris! And he knows that if he can just prove his love to her, she’ll realize her mistake and be with him instead.

Only of course Barry never expresses his love, he pines from afar and tries to woo her quietly, which isn’t working at all. Until one night when they sneak out to watch the stars, Barry gathering the strength to finally confess his feelings, when they see a fallen star. Iris thinks it’s the most beautiful thing she’s ever seen, and Barry vows to get it for her. She tells him not to do anything dangerous, her birthday is months away, and the star fell on the other side of the WALL, but Barry decides to go anyway.

Len is Yvaine, the Fallen Star

Barry is Tristan Thorn

HR is Prince Primus, the nicer if more foolish of the king’s twin sons

Harry is Prince Septimus, the more serious of the twins

James Jesse is Ferdiland “Ferdy” the Fence, a frequent client of Shakespeare

Sara is Captain Shakespeare of the Waverider, a famous pirate

The Legends and Rogues are the pirates – Ray, Jax, Martin, Nate, Amaya, Mark, Shawna, Hartley

Vandal Savage is Lamia, the Dark King of the Witches

Damien Darhk is Mormo, Vandal’s brother

Malcolm Merlin is Empusa, Vandal’s other brother

Henry Allen is Dunstan Thorn, Barry’s father

Iris is Victoria Forester, Barry’s best friend and crush

Eddie is Humphrey, Iris’s boyfriend

Rip is the Wall Guard

Nora is Princess Una, Barry’s mother and captive of the witch Ditchwater Sal

Eobard is Ditchwater Sal

Kendra and Carter are hawks Vandal turns human when faking the inn

Mick is the unicorn that rescues Yvaine, but in this story he is a thief who stumbles upon Len chained to a tree and wants the diamond, which Len is more than happy to give him, no stealing required, “just get me out of here,” so Mick lets him go and travels with him to the inn. Mick tries to help when Vandal attacks, but Barry and Len get away by candlelight, so Mick hides and bides his time, only to eventually end up tracking them at the end to help – and bringing the diamond that reacts to Barry when he touches it, proving he’s the last heir.

The difference in this story is that when the king died, it was automatic that the gem would try to find the rightful heir, which, since Nora is older than her twin brothers HR and Harry, shot out the window trying to find her, but got confused by Eobard’s magic hiding Nora, and ended up knocking Len out of the sky instead. HR and Harry, who are not at all trying to kill each other, split up to find it. They gave up finding their sister alive years ago, but now they think she might be out there.

HR and Harry could both be killed like the princes in the story, or manage to survive. Either way, Nora and Henry end up becoming Queen and Prince Consort, while Barry and Len go out and have adventures with Mick, Sara, and the pirates, but eventually take over with Barry as king when the time comes.

They still end up going into the sky at the end of Barry’s life, where he is rejuvenated and reborn as a star to shine forever with Len.

Just think about it for a minute

You know what always makes me laugh just thinking about it in The Royals?

So Tom, playing Jasper, is a British guy that’s actually playing an American who pretended to be British, so basically he was supposed to fake his British accent when it’s actually his real one and now has to fake his American accent like it’s his real one.

Now our beloved Alex, playing Eleanor, is an Australian girl playing a British princess. Alright less stuff here but still.

I mean they had to complicate it so much when they already had a British actor. I swear it gets me everytime.

Did you guys notice this or is it just me?

I had to get this out of my chest, seriously after reading all these BTS theories and opinions when I’m suppose to be doing assignments. But really I dug deep on BTS theories and was even reading about theories on their first debut song LOL. It’s so fascinating…omg

So I was reading those theories up since I want to know the true stories on what bighit wants us to think (and what will happen in Feb when they come back). Right, so in my room there’s posters of BTS hanging on the wall right in front of my work space.

Below are the posters hanging…

I stared at them and I was hit by sudden goosebumps OH MAN HOLY SHET!?

Did anyone ever mentioned or noticed why Jin is the ONLY one not WEARING ANY SHOES AND IS NOT LOOKING AT THE CAMERA WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS LOOKING SO AMAZING STARING INTO YOUR SOUL AND AT THE CAMERA. 

Conclusion: bighit and bts sold their souls to something. I’m impressed at how far into the future they are thinking to mess with us and just how far are they going to go. idk guys, I keep thinking since the beginning all their mvs are related to one another and I’m freaking myself out.

YOU NEVER WALK ALONE, i’m ready.

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Dead or Alive [Lafayette x Reader]

Length: 2626 words

Genre: Fluff

AU: HamilTime

TW: Sexual comments

A/N: I really like this one! Despite the scary title, it’s actually humorous! I had to change the title so many times ;; I hope you guys will like it too ^^ This was one was suppose to be the Jealous Lafayette request, but I think I’ll write something darker for that one ahaha

Gilbert sat awkwardly beside you. John and Alexander both drunk as hell in front of them, and Hercules missing in action. 

“Hey Laf, when did you meet Y/N?” John asked, slurring over his words, and an around around Alexander. They tend to get very friendly when they’re both drunk.   

“We met many months ago. You should know you were there,” Gilbert said exasperatedly. You and Gilbert met at this very bar when he had accidentally knocked your drink over, spilling the liquid all over your hand- thankfully it was just water. Once he realized it was just harmless water, he had joked about staying dry that night, and you two started a friendly conversation. It wasn’t long before you made your way into these four men’s lives, but it was a only a few weeks ago that Gilbert asked to court you. He was drunk, at this very bar, but his sentiments remained the next day when he sobered up. You grab his hand, and gave it a comforting squeeze. He looked back to smile at you. There was something you held back from the Frenchman, but the topic never came up- you were able to speak fluent French. It was one of the many lessons your parents enrolled you in when you were younger, and you stuck with it, loving the poetry of the French language.   

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