re: Accidental Pirate AU of AU - I'm not sure, has Obi Wan ever seen Anakin's face at this point? Is Anakin running around in his super suit, untouchable and imposing? Which makes his awkward stuttering around Obi Wan that much more hilarious and weird? Cause I have thoughts about how it goes down the first time Obi Wan sees Anakin's face if so
Because you and I are both of the same warped mind, I too was wondering about this. I say he’s in the Suit, because while Anakin is obviously very pleasant to look at, the Suit is clearly hilarious, so comedy demands that he be wearing it initially.
Yes, this is going to make it funnier because Obi-Wan can’t even see Anakin’s initial reaction to his winking and swashbuckling, he just sees Vader being a total weirdo and gradually backing away from him in a panic and he’s like HA HA! Another victim of my Saucy Charm, lads! Onward!
And then some time later Vader takes the mask off and maybe it’s Obi-Wan’s turn to need emergency oxygen because UH OH Vader is Very Nice Looking and he Did Not See That Coming.