wars are stupid

tygermama  asked:

re: Accidental Pirate AU of AU - I'm not sure, has Obi Wan ever seen Anakin's face at this point? Is Anakin running around in his super suit, untouchable and imposing? Which makes his awkward stuttering around Obi Wan that much more hilarious and weird? Cause I have thoughts about how it goes down the first time Obi Wan sees Anakin's face if so

Because you and I are both of the same warped mind, I too was wondering about this. I say he’s in the Suit, because while Anakin is obviously very pleasant to look at, the Suit is clearly hilarious, so comedy demands that he be wearing it initially. 

Yes, this is going to make it funnier because Obi-Wan can’t even see Anakin’s initial reaction to his winking and swashbuckling, he just sees Vader being a total weirdo and gradually backing away from him in a panic and he’s like HA HA! Another victim of my Saucy Charm, lads! Onward

And then some time later Vader takes the mask off and maybe it’s Obi-Wan’s turn to need emergency oxygen because UH OH Vader is Very Nice Looking and he Did Not See That Coming. 

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.