warriors three

Idk how people actually get out of warrior cats hell because let me tell you I went 3 years without touching or looking at a warriors book or any sort of warriors related content and STILL managed to think about how pissed off I am about Hollyleaf’s death every single fucking day

Betrothed Part 4

Summary: You have been betrothed to a disgusting pig to settle your father’s gambling debts. The night before your wedding, you are rescued by an unlikely party.

Read Part 1 here. Read Part 2 here. Read Part 3 here.

A/N: Here’s Part 4! So sorry it’s been so long, but I put together what was gonna be two parts into one to make it longer to try to make up for it. Let me know what you think!

Warnings: alcoholism, gambling, arranged marriage, bullying, maybe even verbal abuse, anxiety, unwanted attention/harassment 

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Imagine Loki moves his arms around when he talks. You always found it adorable, but one day he comes home rambling on about Thor and the Warriors Three. You see he’s upset and run to hug him from behind, only for him to accidentally smack you in the face. You jump back laughing, but he starts apologizing profusely.

IronMan2: *gets bad reviews and makes 38 million more than the first one*
Marvel: Iron Man is the best franchise in the world. Greenlit IronMan3 today.

Thor2: *gets decent reviews and makes 195 million more than the first one*
Marvel: This is the worst franchise to ever franchise. Thor is the dullest and most boring superhero ever put to screen. We need a complete overhaul if we have to make this dud work. How abt we take the darkest event of Norse Mythology and turn it into a comedy? That’d be fun. And oh, we have to cram Hulk in there somewhere because we are too chicken to make his solo. All while erasing the first two shitty films as humiliatingly as we can because no one cares abt them. Brilliant.