Idk how people actually get out of warrior cats hell because let me tell you I went 3 years without touching or looking at a warriors book or any sort of warriors related content and STILL managed to think about how pissed off I am about Hollyleaf’s death every single fucking day
1) Love the bromance going on between Thor/Loki and Thor/Banner 2) Bruce Banner looking lost in Tony Stark’s clothes is just hilarious 3) Hela is the most badass villain throughout the Thor Trilogy 4) The 80s retro feeling music is just freaking awesome! 5) Warriors Three deserve better. AND WHERE THE FUCK IS LADY SIF!
idk how any asgardian believed that odin would commission a play staring loki to run like all the time
there must be an asgardian equivalent of rotten tomatoes. and i don’t believe for a minute that warriors three and lady sif agreed to associate their names with that trainwreck (unless they’re getting royalties)
Imagine Loki moves his arms around when he talks. You always found it adorable, but one day he comes home rambling on about Thor and the Warriors Three. You see he’s upset and run to hug him from behind, only for him to accidentally smack you in the face. You jump back laughing, but he starts apologizing profusely.
IronMan2: *gets bad reviews and makes 38 million more than the first one* Marvel: Iron Man is the best franchise in the world. Greenlit IronMan3 today.
Thor2: *gets decent reviews and makes 195 million more than the first one* Marvel: This is the worst franchise to ever franchise. Thor is the dullest and most boring superhero ever put to screen. We need a complete overhaul if we have to make this dud work. How abt we take the darkest event of Norse Mythology and turn it into a comedy? That’d be fun. And oh, we have to cram Hulk in there somewhere because we are too chicken to make his solo. All while erasing the first two shitty films as humiliatingly as we can because no one cares abt them. Brilliant.