a collection of alllllll the links i could find in reason. each link has a different name and a different personality. Hopefully this will help everyone
The ones in green are official Links. the ones in blue are still links, but for one reason or another, they aren’t considered “official”
shout out to the “hero of Men” link mentioned in the Minish, the “ancient hero” in breath of the wild, and the “King shadow” mentioned in the comics. they were almost included but don’t have enough behind them for mention. if more links pop up or people want me to include those links, I will do so.
Child goes on adventure because he feels like it
Adventure of Link:
Child gets roped into another adventure because the girl from the first one won't wake up
Link to the Past:
Pig is the opposite of a furry and pretends to be human to conquer the world. New boy's uncle dies. He isn't having it.
Ocarina of Time:
Shows how Pig fell from attractive desert man to a furry. Also time travel.
Someone at Nintendo has issues. Also time travel.
Boy falls asleep and dreams of protecting his beach waifu.
Oracle of Seasons:
Boy gets a boner for a goddess incarnate and rescues her from an Iron Knuckle cosplayer
Oracle of Ages:
Same thing but the goddess is blue and the Iron Knuckle cosplayer is now a hot sorceress. Also time travel again.
Moana without dark skin or a female lead and also like 15 years before Moana.
Nintendo's fetishes get out of hand.
Four Swords Adventures:
This time there's FOUR BOYS. You did not have enough friends to play this game like it was meant to be played. Nobody did. Switch re-release pls.
The edgy one. If you were 13 at the time this was your favorite Zelda. You know exactly why. Introduced Edgy Waifu Supreme, who would hold that position for years to come.
Moana again but there's an asshole with you.
Choo choo. Girl dies.
It's the worst one. But it's still great. Also more time travel.
Link Between Worlds:
Link to the Past again but there's a shadow world where people are hotter and usually evil.
Boob Witch tears the timestream apart because of her boner. This time the time travels to you. A lot of people hated this /Japanese Made Action Game from Koei Tecmo/ for being too anime.
This time there's THREE BOYS. They ate the purple one for sustenance because Nintendo doesn't feed them anymore. Nobody liked this one. I lied this is the real worst one.
Breath of the Wild:
Religious dad fucks over the entire world. Amnesiac small boy catches things on fire.