warren glass

  • Queen Elara: Did you named your son “Cal Calore"? What's wrong with you?
  • King Tiberias: Cal is just a nickname
  • Queen Elara: So what is his real name?
  • King Tiberias: Prince Tiberias the Seventh, heir to the throne of Norta, flame of the North
  • Queen Elara: Well, that can be classified as child abuse
  • Cal: *drunk off of his ass*
  • Cal: One day I'm gonna tell Mare that she's amazing and pretty and I want to touch her hair and I want to kiss her on her tongue doors.
  • Shade: You mean her mouth?
  • Cal: Oh yeah. I couldn't think of the word.