wario brothers

Close real-life heights for Mario characters per the newest height chart. Shoes, hats, hair, and posture would make differences, obviously.


Goomba 2'3’’

Toad 2'9’’

Koopa Troopa 3'3’’

Bowser Jr. 3'6’

Mario 4'3’’

Wario 4'6’’


Luigi 4'9’’

Yoshi 4'9’’

Princess Daisy 5’

Princess Peach 5'3’’

Birdo 5'3’’

Donkey Kong 5'3’’


Waluigi 5'9’’

Bowser 6'9’’

Piranha Plant 8'3’’



I’m on such a Nintendo kick, it isn’t even funny XD
But hey I’ve been slowly crawling out of my seemingly-endless art block pit.
I really enjoy drawing these guys. It’s a completely different style than what I usually do. And I like it a lot <3

As for Wario, the only thing he probably doesn’t hate is money =w=

“When asked whether Waluigi was a brother to Wario, Martinet stated that while he did not know, he felt that they were just “two nice, evil guys who found each other.”[7]

oh thanks this is gay

What your Mario Kart/Mario Party Character says about you
  • Mario: Basic
  • Luigi: Old time nintendo fan who acknowledges Mario is basic.
  • Metal Mario: Wanted Mario but didn't want to be called basic
  • Peach: Girl gamer who is so used to having Peach as the only female character that liking her is ingrained
  • Daisy: Originally liked Peach but felt that was too basic or dislikes blondes on principle
  • Pink Gold Peach: Peach equivalent of Metal Mario
  • Toad: The one who lies about being good at the game and then wrecks everyone
  • Wario: Brother angry that their sibling got Mario
  • Waluigi: That one weird cousin/Ironic teenage girl
  • Bowser: Teenage boy who picks him because he's huge and then gets mad that he doesn't know how to use him
  • Donkey Kong: Short af and lying to themself about it
  • Toadette: Short af but knows it and accepts this about themselves. Rocks it to be cuter.
  • Yoshi: Socially awkward
  • Dry Bones: Yoshi but slightly more punk
  • Koopa Trooper: Nerd. Actually cannot be mean to anyone on the track they feel awful about it
  • Rosalina: Someone who appreciates aesthetic but is too lazy to upgrade their own looks
  • Shy Guy: Wants to be cooler than they are
  • Lakitu: Wears glasses and identifies with the character
  • Boo: Vengeful af
  • Any of the Babies: Either has played the game maybe twice or grew up on it and absolutely wrecks everyone. No in between.
  • Any of the Bowser Children: Honestly trolls
  • Mii: Boring af. Probably their first time playing the game.

I ask you to dance with me, so the world can see!

So i did a shovel knight poster, why not make one for the other hyped indie character? I did recently manage to buy pirate’s curse after all and i love it.

Soundtrack so good.

I also invite people to make newcomer posters rather than renders, while nothing wrong with renders, i personally find it more fun to see posters imitating the artstyles.

This might not have gotten as close as shovel knight did, but i had a lot of fun with it.


This monstrous beast is finally done!

A tribute piece to Richalvarez and I suppose also for the 10 Year Anniversary of the channel. A boss rush, consisting of the major villains from the 5 seasons in their original youtube series Stupid Mario Brothers.

Thank you to everyone who attended the streams for this piece. It was a lot of work but still a ton of fun spending time with you.

ok so i wound up googling whether or not Walugi and Wario are brothers like Mario and Luigi because of…. a reason……. AND.

according to Waluigi’s (painfully sparse) wiki page, Waluigi’s voice actor (also btw there’s only One Official Voice Of Waluigi because of course there is. Nintendo you beautiful market-cornering, trade-mark protecting, job-security producing behemoth)

anyways, Waluigi’s voice actor “doesn’t know” if they’re brothers, but is personally of the opinion that they’re just “two nice evil guys who found each other”


that’s gay, dude

I just had a groundbreaking realization

Captain Syrup is Wario’s Princess Peach. It all adds up. Wario is the opposite of Mario in almost all regards, so of course he’d be fighting a woman at the end of his game instead of trying to save her. And what more fitting parallel to a Princess than a Pirate? Nintendo, you’ve got a lot of games missing her to make up for. I’m talking Golf, Tennis, Kart, and Parties! #bringbackSyrup2016