What your Mario Kart main says about u
  • Mario:thinks they're a tru fan
  • Luigi:roots for the underdog
  • Princess Peach:always ready to K I L L
  • Yoshi:sins a lot
  • Toad:hates everyone
  • Bowser:trying their best
  • Donkey Kong:not trustworthy
  • Wario:alone on this earth
  • Koopa Troopa:rlly passionate about turtles
  • Waluigi:lonely
  • Princess Daisy:words cannot describe the horror
  • DK Jr:trying their best v2
  • Baby Mario:smoll
  • Baby Luigi:small
  • Baby Peach:queen
  • Baby Daisy:sINS
  • Bowser Jr:attention hog
  • Diddy Kong:shouldn't be left alone
  • Koopa Paratroopa:wing fetish
  • Toadette:cutie
  • Birdo:hella cutie
  • Dry Bones:thinks about the skeleton war a lot, or innuendos
  • Petey Piranha:don't trust anyone who even considers Petey
  • King Boo:doesn't understand
  • Shy Guy:thinks they're cute shit
  • Dry Bowser:thinks they're cool shit
  • Funky Kong:GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
  • Rosalina:either a great person or a creepy guy there is no in between
  • Metal Mario:thinks everyone is less then them
  • Mii:cannot be explained. Leave them be
  • Lakitu:nerd
  • Wiggler:angry at the world and everyone in it
  • Honey Queen:??????? DO NOT LET NEAR U
  • Any of the Koopalings:knows backstory and motives for all these characters
  • Baby Rosalina:trustworthy
  • Pink Gold Peach:wants to watch the world BURN
  • Link:HAVIN A GOOD TIME
  • Tanooki Mari:prides themselves on buying dlc
  • Cat Peach:RLLY likes cats, or Peach, or both
  • Villager:HELLFIRE BURNS WITHIN THEM
  • Isabelle:too precious, too pure for this harsh world