I was having dinner in the Kirkland dining hall with Mark, and I had the chicken with me because I had to have the chicken with me at all times. This was college. And the dining hall was serving chicken for dinner and I had to feed my chicken, so I… Well, I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken. Someone must have seen me because the next thing I knew, I was being accused of forced cannibalism. 

the mental image of edward and bella sharing clothes is so friggin good

 bella’s fashion taste consists entirely of big and comfy sweatshirts, sweaters, and flannels bcs shes a lesbian and wants to be comfy

 wardo’s fashion taste is like 1988 era depe/che mode esque. like classy, but vaguely edgy and androgynous. he claims he doesnt care much about fashion but like, cmon, have u friggin seen him? he cares. so. much. hes still a classy edwardian dude no matter how much he liked the 80s. also, without sleeping or eating, he has too much dang freetime to not spend any of it on getting dressed.

bella probably refuses to wear most of edward’s stuff just because it’s uncomfy and feels too high maintenance, mostly just a blazer or peacoat every now and then–partially because edward freaks out when it gets cold but also because that fancy expensive material feels nice–but edward probably enjoys wearing bella’s giant flannels bcs it can be good to dress comfortably and casually sometimes

mrazzy  asked:

I’m ready to start rooting for the canes,, what do I need to know to start loving them?

how to stan the canes, an in-depth  (1550 word) guide written in my 9am lecture:

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“Back in Meereen we spoke of the possibility of a marriage alliance...”

Just a little something that came to mind last night and I knew I had to write it.

“You wanted to see me Lord Tyrion?” Daenerys announced, entering Tyrion’s tent. They were just a day’s ride from Winterfell now, Jon told them all as they made camp that evening. And Dany wondered what Tyrion could possibly want to discuss with her so late in their journey.

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