((So I was working on the next comic page and stopped because I just had to appreciate this warden face for a moment. It made me laugh so I thought I’d share this sleazebag with you all. Yes he’s talking to Oncie. Yes they’re drinking alcohol.. ))
So an anon on my Once-ler comic blog requested a Warden/Once-ler fusion, like a kind of Steven Universe thing between the lovers, and I just thought that was a freaking awesome idea and wanted to do a full character sheet. Meet “The Ward-ler” (Yes, because I like the pairing pun), the Warden/Oncie fusion. And meet his snazzy suit too.
((Felt like drawing Warden being a bit more WARDEN and The Once-ler being a bit more…. well, in Superjail. I wanted to draw a scene that gets back to the roots of what this blog was and the rivalry between the two.
PRISONER ONCE-LER AND uurh WARDEN WARDEN…yeah.
Illustrating gritty Superjail scenes has been a cool concept to me since I entered a hurt/comfort Superjail drawing contest when I was like 12 or some shit, but I’ve not really done it in a while. Everything just sorta got taken over by… gay romance. So yeah, gritty chains and prodding and patronising and “you’re-staying-here-for-a-long-time-buddy-welcome-to-hell-little-man”-ing. Sly Warden faces are a lot of fun.
SideNote- Alternatively, I know a large portion of you will take this out of context and personally prefer to see it as roleplay bondage. I mean, most of the people following this blog just ask me to draw porn anyway so WHATEVER, that’s up to you, enjoy non-intentional-nsfw if it does the job.))
((Doodled two tiny cuties in the corner of my sketch book.
I’ve finished with uni work yaaaaaaasss!! I splashed out on a burger and a free milkshake at Ed’s to sit alone and doodle some studies then suddenly I drew this.
I’m gonna work on the comic next and will do another stream if you’d like to see that again :) but that’ll be next week since I’m busy this weekend.
((There’s more dialogue in this page than I’d usually put and so I misjudged how much room I’d need and didn’t know where the hell to put it all in the end. It’s all kinda small so ya’ll may have to open it in a new tab or full view it or some shit.
Again, I’m still trying to get used to drawing these guys again, so sorry if they still look off. But I actually think all in all this page turned out pretty nice.
FINALLY the two of them go on an actual DATE. It’s about time.
Enjoy your fuzzies and feels because this is basically a whole chapter of fanservice))
*He’s still sitting on the Wardens bed, he has an opened bag of
marshmallows next to him and he’s sitting reading the Superjail
newspaper. It’s been a while since the Warden has gone to sort the
cell block walking off and he’s getting impatient as well as confused
as to why this would take the warden so long.* Damn, where is he?
*shoves another load of marshmallows into his mouth*
*Knocks on the door, for some reason not entering his own bedroom. He
stands outside with his cane, all spruced up for his date. He
temporarily magics up a mirror, checks himself in it, licks his hand
and runs it over his hair. He nods in approval and disappears the
mirror, straightening up and neatening up his clothing. Then he pings
a bouquet of roses into his hand.*
Hm? *Hops off the bed and goes over to the door, he opens it and
smiles when he sees his boyfriend* Oh- Why did you knock?- *spies the
flowers and already gets a little flutter, raising an eyebrow and
chuckles, looking back at him both touched but confused*
*Holds them out to him with a smooth brandish of his wrist* For you,
my dear~ *He sounds incredibly sleazy, but that’s pretty much the
only setting he has. He’s honestly trying to be lovely.* You ready
for our date? *Short laugh* Of course you are- you’re with me.
*Clicks his fingers and Oncie is all neatened up and date-ready, he’s
even poofed him into his swanky green suit and top hat, something he
hasn’t worn in a long time (but this is a special occasion, so why
not dress to impress?). The Warden’s outfit is the same as ever, only
very shiny and tidy, but with the hat, cane and over-the-top
politeness he suddenly seems very much the mature Victorian suitor.
He offers Oncie his arm* I have a table reserved for us in the
fanciest restaurant in Superjail.
*Jumps a little at the magic poofing, and takes a minute to look down
at his clothes before he stares at the Warden, his mouth slightly
open and his eyebrow raised.* Uuh… A- a date? *slowly takes the
flowers and looks at them with a smile* Wow~ Okay. *chuckles sweetly
and hooks his arm in the Wardens*
*He flicks some keys from his pocket with a little jangle and presses
a button. Immediately Jailbot- shaped like a fancy sports car- shows
up and makes unlocking bloop sounds as his headlights flash. Warden
walks Oncie to his side and opens the door for him* You’ll soon find
out how good I am at treating my man~
*He’s speechless… and really wasn’t expecting this at all. He’s
still wondering what this is all about and assumes there’s something
behind it, or Warden really is just being a sweetheart, which is
adorable. But he assumes he just wants to show off. Either way, he’ll
play along and enjoy it, following him into the car.*
*Deliberately shuts Oncie’s door, slides over Jailbot’s hood and then
jumps over his door into the driver’s seat. Even though he wont be
driving- Jailbot will do it himself* Okay Jailbot! To our table!
*puts his feet up on the dashboard and, after a completely unsubtle,
stretching yawn, puts his arm around Oncie’s shoulders*
*Leans onto his shoulder, a secret smile on his face.*
Well, this one’s been a long time coming, and you get a nice healthy dose of Once-ler’s over-sensitive hormones in it. That boy sure does love to tantrum. I think his ‘being bashed up by his boyfriend’ has made him a little soft but he’ll be okay! HE’S A STRONG BOY, WE ALREADY KNOW THAT!!
I love you guys for still being so devoted to this, thank you so much for being so awesome when I’m so sucky at delivering D’x
Enjoy your OTP fuel xxx))
*after a long while of being bedridden, he’s very pleased to have a
walk around the jail. He remembers how scared he used to be when
walking around the prison before him and the warden became
boyfriends, now it’s more like a stroll in the park, since he knows
that the inmates wouldn’t dare
to touch the wardens beloved partner. He’s still aching a bit, his
back and his head, and he has a few visible and dark bruises on his
body but he’s doing well to ignore them. At the moment he’s just
pleased to be up and moving again, he also can’t believe that
eventually he’ll have to tell the Lorax about this too and the
little guy will probably freak out again. He makes his way to the
prison yard and leans on the of the railings around it, it’s on a
higher level around the yard so he’s completely out of harms way,
like a sort of balcony and the sight of inmates slaughtering one
another in the yard below is the breathtaking 5star view. He peers
over the railing taking a lot of serious thought into how he’ll fix
up his business again. These days he tends to wear a softened version
of his green outfit. That suit, despite it being the absolute
description of fashion and charisma, is
fairly heavy and Oncie’s body is understandably quite delicate at
this time. So he’s in a white shirt tucked into his trim, black
trousers, that match nicely with a pair of expensive slip-on shoes.
His elbow-length green gloves are rolled over his sleeves and up to
just passed is elbows, and his black and green diagonally striped tie
nicely finishes off his smart-casual-but-not-too-casual look.
him from a while away, standing on top of a small building, are two
residenst of superjail who have been paying attention to the
chemistry between Once-ler and the Warden. Not too
attention, they always have other things to do to occupy themselves
but since their efforts of breaking the Warden and the Once-ler up
utterly failed due to the Once-ler simply coming
they wonder if they can maybe talk some sense into Oncie instead.
are out of earshot, and talk amongst themselves.*
1: It appears the Warden’s little love-bird has made a full recovery.
2: Mm. A shame. The Warden has been getting far too soft recently.
1: Agreed. Perhaps it is time to end this little game they are
disappear, then reappear either side of the Once-ler. The Warden has
mentioned twins before, but nothing beyond that.*
*As they appear he suddenly jolts and screams a very high pitched and
girly scream. He staggers back and falls on his ass* Wha-! Who-!
1: Calm yourself, green one. *They both raise their hands*
2: We are the twins of Superjail, and we come with the gift of
1: Sage wisdom.
2: You may liken us to your Earthly ‘Buddha’. *They keep their
distance, remaining as unthreatening as possible*
*raises an eyebrow ar him* Uuuuurh, okay? …. *rests on his arms
with his hands behind him to hold himself up* Yeah, I’ve heard of
you, the Wardens mentioned you before.
1: *Looks to his brother* Our reputation precedes us.
2: Only good things were said, we assume? *They look to Oncie, seeing
what they have to work with before they start winding him up.*
*pushes himself off the floor and stands up* Well, not exactly; he
says you were irritating him or winding him up or something. *gives
them a friendly smile but he’s still quite cautious; he doesn’t know
who these guys are so it makes him want to be friendly towards them
but its also the very reason as to why he’s hesitating*
1: Well, that is understandable. *They’re both standing as rigid as
ever, but they sound calm and it’s clear that they just don’t know
how to behave normally, than it being due to any nervousness* He is a
difficult person to get along with.
2: As you know. It is good to see that you have recovered so fully.
1: This time.
Hmm, yeah, the forth time really. But it’s fine *flicks his wrist at
them* I guess I’m a quick healer *walks passed them and back to the
railing then leans over it again*
1: *They turn as he moves but don’t take a step towards him* You are
not the first sexual partner he has had.
2: You come at the end of a long line of predecessors.
1: But congratulations- you are the first male. Perhaps that means
you shall last longer than those that came before you.
exchange looks, then Twin 2 speaks with a nod*
2: You would be the first to survive a month.
*looks up a bit, he’s surprised that they know about the Wardens sex
life, but considering this is the
realises that it’s not really the thing that is kept private very
Uuhm… yeah, well, I seem to be hanging on fine.
both take a small step forward, and adopt slightly more casual, if
1: Perhaps you are not familiar with the concept of death. Many
humans do not appreciate it in its entirety.
2: It is not like your genocide of the trees. They grow back.