so I wanted to draw what happened during the con, a had a gentlemen come up to me just to INSULT ME!! jk just to meme for reactions XD I thought it was hilarious he knew who I was and just needed a funny reaction so I gave him one blasted… now I have to tag this as once-ler lol
((So I was working on the next comic page and stopped because I just had to appreciate this warden face for a moment. It made me laugh so I thought I’d share this sleazebag with you all. Yes he’s talking to Oncie. Yes they’re drinking alcohol.. ))
So an anon on my Once-ler comic blog requested a Warden/Once-ler fusion, like a kind of Steven Universe thing between the lovers, and I just thought that was a freaking awesome idea and wanted to do a full character sheet. Meet “The Ward-ler” (Yes, because I like the pairing pun), the Warden/Oncie fusion. And meet his snazzy suit too.
WARNING: This chapter contains adult content. Please read at your own risk.
(( I just loved the idea of torturing and humiliating all three of them in one single moment, and this was the only chance I’d get. I hope you like it.
This isn’t exactly how it goes in the chapter… but this is how I wanted to portray it. Anything to do with tormenting Jared is just the best.
This is quite a long chapter, but I hope it makes up for the long wait.
*He’s completely fast asleep, snoring quietly with his arms wrapped
around the Warden’s waist. His head is resting on the Wardens chest,
his hair very scruffy and messy, and his mouth is open slightly,
drooling a little puddle onto his skin. He occasionally twitches or
mumbles every now and then, or tightens his grip around the Wardens
waist to nuzzle his face against him.*
*He hasn’t had a very restful night- still tied in the thneed he woke
up every couple of hours with vague, unreal dreams that come from
sleeping in an odd position. Now that morning has come he finally
snaps awake like the early bird that he is, and after a small
irritated noise he looks down at Oncie. He at first forgets the
thneed and tries to move his arms, but being met with resistance
reminds him. With a grumpy frown he tries again, and attempts to
wiggle Oncie awake.* Uh.. buddy? Pal? *Dangerous voice* Friend?
*Gets nudged a little and mumbles, but its not enough to wake him up.
He just cuddles him tighter and nuzzles his face into the Warden’s
neck, his fluffy hair tickling his nose.*
*Groans in defeated annoyance, finding this adorable despite
himself. Still, he’s growing in irritation and eventually snaps.*
Oncie! Get up!
*Gasps and his head pops up. He turns to look at the Warden, his
vision is blurry, his eyes looking very tired as if about to fall
straight back to sleep. He’s hungover and totally not ready to be
woken. His voice is hoarse and he rubs his face with his hand.*
Uuuurgh- God. Where am I? Am I dead *He’s finding it difficult to
keep awake and soon he’ll be back asleep again. He flops his head
back onto the Warden’s chest, face first, and groans.*
*Wiggles sharply. He hates having his day impeded- Jared knows this.*
Untie me! Before my whole morning is thrown off! *Has no sympathy for
Aaagh- stop being so louuuud. *Places his hand over the wardens
mouth. Then crawls it back down.* Mmmh, can’t we just stay in? I bet
I could get you back to sleep~ *His hand slips to cup the Warden’s
*He gasps and tugs at the thneed, going pink and feeling half aroused
and half extremely frustrated by being defied.* Ach! Oncie- I swear
to God, I will unleash indescribable torture likes you’ve never known
upon your migraine if you don’t untie me right this minute!
*He flicks his hands away as if Warden’s about to bite him.*
Alright-! Alright-! uuuwaagh *He then puts both hands on the thneed
above him, making some grunting sounds and he tries
to untie it, he’s not having such luck though, he’s too hungover to
really pay much attention to what he’s doing.
eventually begins to drop off again with his hands slowing down in
*Wiggles again sharply to jolt him awake. He’s frowning and very
willing to make Oncie’s hangover miserable
he gets what he wants. He refuses to have his day thrown off just
because his boyfriend can’t ‘be bothered’ to get him out of the mess
I’m doing it! I’m doing the thing. *shakes his head a little and
tries to focus on what he’s doing, after a while he manages to pull
the thneed off his wrists, and then pulls it into his own arms to
cuddle, descending back into the cushions.* Mmmhnzzmn… *Stuffs his
face in it.*
*Rolls him off and moves to stand, stretching out and hissing in pain
at the stiffness in his shoulders.* *He turns back to look at Oncie,
and seeing him looking so sweet does bring a small smile to his face,
but he still remembers that he was very naughty last night and
decides not to be merciful.* Jailbot’ll be here any second *Grabs his
dressing gown and pulls it over his naked form* And when he gets here
he’s going to be loouuuud~ *But he will let him lie in. For a short
Uh?- *Opens one eye at him and shoves his face into the mattress,
holding a pillow over his head and groaning as he just about takes in
what the Warden said.* No noiiise… This is all your fault..
*Gasps* It is NOT. You were the one who drank so much! I was
perfectly sober. *Huffs, folding his arms snootily* I can’t believe
you did that to me. I feel violated.
Ssssshhh!!! Mgh- *His voice is very cracky* We both know it was your
own fault for getting me drunk. If I wasn’t drunk, then I wouldn’t
have done that. You only have your self to blame… Your fault I’m
hung over *cuddles into the duvet
*Grumbles* It’s always my fault. *Still, he had a great night the
night before- if only he’d been let go afterwards. He liked being
tied up a lot.* And by the way, it’s “If I weren’t
on time Jailbot loudly slams through the wall, shooting wall-debris
everywhere. He beeps and the Warden holds out his arms to be grabbed
and sorted out. He then also beeps in worry at Oncie’s condition as
his arms go to lift the older man up.*
Oh don’t worry about him,
jailbot. He’s, ah, suffering for past mistakes. Chop-chop!
Aaagh! *He grabs a pillow and flings it at them, but it flops
pathetically on the floor. Shut up, both of you! * Then he coveres
his ears and kicks at the bed in a grumpy mood.*