wardehn

Huh!

Well, well, well…

How interesting is it that you take every opportunity to go around and flirt your way up alongside every single able-body who shows even the smallest bit of interest?

..Tch, hey, they show full interest in me. Alright?
And- what, …you came to lecture me now?

I have to say that the Superjail! fandom has really warmed up to me. I love the Warden and I think that Wardehn and ask–Warden portray him perfectly. I have a huge infatuation with the Warden, so whenever they respond to one of my questions or posts, I always freeze up and get the giggles because i feel like i’m actually talking to the real Warden! It’s phenomenal how well they interact with their followers. I think they deserve a huge Thank  You! for being so great at everything they do. -graqhic

the-warden-of-superjail  asked:

On behalf of Superjail, we thank you for your cooperation in handing over a thneed with that lovely discount! However, since some... ahem, people have been getting jealous of me... I might need to buy, oooh, let's say... about 300 more.

T-three hundred…thneeds…

*AHEM* Just to let you know in advance, I’m going to need time -LOTS of time- to put that order together. I’m thinking maybe, 2-3 weeks?

You’re leavi–…

You said there was nothing wrong with me.

Tell me what’s wrong with me so I can fix myself for you! I want to be perfect for you! What is it?!
Is it my work? I can cut it down for you! Is it the smell of blood that I have? I can take a lot more showers!

Is it my clothes…? Is it my personality? What is it…

L-Let me make it up to you! I want to be perfect… I want…

I… wa… want…

…Don’t…

….
Stop it.