wow players: thrall is such a poorly-written mary sue he fucks up all the time but always gets away with it and don’t even get me started on malfurion there’s no way blizzard can possible make someone wors-
I take back that favourite character being Oliver thing, Moxie’s my favourite. She has yet to be more than briefly mentioned in a single past RP post, and even then that was once. And just her initials on a paper. But ey. What it do. You make the big boss people don’t see the big boss you kno what I’m sayin. Bring the lady more blood. More little drink umbrellas.
Vanilla: “was better” The Burning Crusade: [FEL REAVER NOISE] Wrath of the Lich King: Local man sits on ice for several years, never learns how to chill Cataclysm: How To Ruin Everyone’s Favorite Characters 101 Mists of Pandaria: Not Kung Fu Panda oh my god just shut up I swear to christ I have to hear that dumb joke one more time I’ll fucking shove a cactus up your Legion: Mountain Dew: Asgard Edition
dalaran underbelly guards: well we’re out to take a break! don’t do anything bad while we’re gone! bbl! :) the horrid pvp player hiding near the only exit with their max ilvl gear and stubby little fingers on the stun ability hotkey: