For a lovable anon. It is quite simple, they all are in a room together with just 1 cute adorable fluffy puppy. Whoever gets it, keeps it. Who would win the puppy, and who are their strategies?
Anduin: Tries to lure the puppy with kind words and dog treats.
Ghost Varian: Tackles down anybody who comes closer than 5 yards to the puppy.
The Council of Three Hammers
Muradin: Shows the puppy pictures of other puppies, so it comes to play with them. Moira: States that if she doesn’t get the puppy, she will be very upset. Falstad: Tries to lure the puppy with flank of meat.
Tyrande: Ignores the puppy, because Tyrande is not a dog person.
Mekkatorque: Assembles a Robotic Puppy D-0-G (v. 3.7), so the puppy has a playmate.
Velen: Accidentally foresees who and how is going to get the puppy and spends the rest of the “fight” laughing.
Genn:Goes full Worgen form and tries to convince the puppy he is its family.
Aysa: Spends the whole time saying things like “Aww… Cute. Look, a puppy! Sweet!”
Thrall: Just sits there, looking at the puppy while petting Snowsong.
Spirit of Vol'jin: Shapeshifts into wolf and tries to befriend the puppy.
Ghost Garrosh: Engages in fight with Varian, claiming “Whoever is able to get to it, has it!”
Baine: Being also not much of a dog person, he goes and pesters Velen.
Velen: Hmm? Baine: Can I join your club We Are Laughing At Them For Being So Silly? Velen: …What? Baine: You are laughing at them, right? Velen: Yes, but them in the future. (Looks around) But truth be told… We are starting that club. Tyrande: Can I have a honorable membership?
Sylvanas: Looks at the puppy and says: “If you don’t come to me, I will kill everyone you’ve ever loved.”
Lor'themar: Doesn’t realize what is all the halo about, comes to the puppy and pets it. That results in Varian and Garrosh forming an union against him.
Gallywix: Tries to bribe the puppy with chocolate and gold. Is later yelled at by Genn for giving chocolate to canine.
Ji: Pretends he is a puppy, so the puppy should decide to come and play with him.
Taedal: Uses [Tame Beast].
And the victory and puppy belongs to Taed-
Anduin: (Sad puppy eyes) Taedal: Don’t do that. Anduin: (Still sad puppy eyes) Taedal: Don’t stare at me like that! Anduin: (Still sad puppy eyes) Taedal: Oh for hell’s sake! Fine! Velen: (Burst out in laughter)
And the victory and puppy belongs to Anduin Wrynn!
The peaceful realm of Azeroth stands on the brink of war as its civilization faces a fearsome race of invaders: orc warriors fleeing their dying home to colonize another. As a portal opens to connect the two worlds