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[SPOILERS] Infinity War set: New characters beating the hell out of Viz

“A new video from the AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR set shows Vision getting tossed in an apparent fight with two CGI-based characters! (Brian)”

Oh my gods what are they doing with him!! 😓😫😥

  • thrawn: your combat skills are limited by your training at the imperial academy, as expected.
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telegraph.co.uk
Han Solo's name 'isn't actually Han Solo'
Unless you've been living in a cave for the last couple of years, (or possibly you're just not that interested in Star Wars), you be aware that there is currently a Han Solo spin-off movie in the works.

You’ve gotta be f-ing kidding me.

I’m already 99.999% sure this movie is not going to be canon.

Not MY canon, anyhow.

heresittinginmybed  asked:

#can someone explain how I find the clintasha part of this article#I know it's there because#OBVIOUSLY#but I'm clicking on it incorrectly somehow#infinity war spoilers SAME!!!! I'm not even asking for romantic clintasha anymore, just give me the two of them actaully sharing screentime and being friends because you know "women and mens can be just friends" (screw you whedon) just give me scenes with the 2 of them talking PLEASE!!!!

I want them to talk AND kick ass together! A couple of master assassins! A COUPLE of master fucking assassins, I say!

Rogue One Spoilers

BTW I saw Rogue One today and while

a) This is not my fandom
b) I was expecting Space Ocean’s Eleven not Space D-Day At Normandy holy fuck
c) I am so ignorant of Star Wars that I once thought an origami Star Wars Spaceship was a poorly-executed origami flower

nevertheless

a) Pretty great movie
b) K2-SOF MY HEART
c) Even though I was expecting it I still almost cried when CGI Baby Carrie Fisher showed up

Also, I told my parents before the movie “This is a movie that is so political Disney had to make a statement that it wasn’t political” and after the movie my mum said “I have literally with my own eyes seen live anti-nuke protests in the sixties that were less political than that movie.”

PS WOW Darth Vader’s outfit does not age well huh? I feel like the grainy quality of the original films hid a multitude of costuming sins on that one, holy textured trousers Batman.