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And the Zelink fic rises from the dead! Chapter four of my Zelink Week Master Quest is here!

Prince Link and Princess Zelda are shipped off to the beach to spend some alone time, but their mini-vacation is crashed by our favorite Zoran Princess Ruto, who has some mischief planned up her sleeve.

Light | Forest | Fire | Water

Now that Zelda had stopped fighting with Link, she threw all her energy into researching ways to get around the Courtship and Marriage Contract Clause of the alliance treaty. She faced many dead ends and road blocks, but the image of King Clement’s smug face at the Midsummer Bonfire kept her going. Since she was no longer looking for ways to annul the contract outright, it opened many options for her. Zelda was sure that if she worked it right, her parents could pressure the Bathory’s enough to extend courtship or even the engagement past her twenty-fifth birthday. Then she would assume the full rights and privileges of the matriarch of House Hyrule and could deal with King Clement one on one as the Head of House Hyrule.

“I don’t mean to be rude,” Link started one day as he sat with Zelda in the Calatian Royal Library. “But why is it so important that we marry after you’re crowned Queen? I know before it was because you didn’t want to be seen as unworthy of your title without a man, but we’re past that now.”

“Not to cause offense,” Zelda replied without taking her eyes off the book in front of her. “But it’s mainly because I don’t want your patriarchy destroying what little is left of the matriarchal tradition of Hyrule.”

“Since when did my patriarchy become such a threat?” Link snorted as he idly flipped the pages of the text he was skimming.

“Since that ‘King of Two Nations’ nonsense your father spouted on your birthday.”

Link’s head thudded against his book as he let out a muffled wail, “Goddesses, please don’t remind me.”

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  • G2: Original Megatron with a sensible alt-mode and insensible color-scheme.
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