wanted to use it in all its glory*

Types of Overwatch Players
  • The Semi Casual: You're an average gamer whose here to have fun but still wouldn't mind wining. Maybe you just want a new loot box, maybe you've been invited to a friend's rad new custom game-whatever the reason, you have time off from work or school and need to unwind. If you need to play healer, you'll play healer. Your team could use a second tank? You can play Widowmaker the next game right? You're comfortable with almost all game modes but will dive into Competitive if you're feeling confident. Your POTG is a welcome surprise and something you likely worked to earn through teamwork.(Possible Mains: Lucio, Orisa, Zarya)
  • The Glory Hound: You have one objective and it's definitely not the one you're supposed to be defending. You want your Play Of the Game and anyone who steals your kills is getting cussed out in the group chat. You could care less about team composition, you have your main and anyone who tells you to switch is just jealous of your awesome skills. Similar to The Single Player, teamwork is not your priority as everyone is just a pawn to your inevitable success. Your team winning is cool and all, but what you really want is for YOU to be the winner. You are a monster in Competitive but in the worst possible ways. (Possible Mains: Bastion, Hanzo)
  • The Sore Loser: You define unreliable. You may as well change your last name to Left The Game, because that's what you're always fucking doing. If a team isn't upholding to your standards, you'll ditch before you even see the inside of your spawn room. If any of your teammates are any less than three stars, they don't deserve the right to brush screen names with you. And if you choose to stay with a team the whole way, you BETTER be winning or else you're out. Despite your incredibly selective choice of teammates, your friend list is completely empty and you scoff at anyone who dares send you one.(Possible Mains: Symmetra, Hanzo)
  • The Party Goer: You're here to have fun. "It's just a game" has been hardwired into your code as you don't do jack shit for your team, you're more concerned about showing off your new emote in the heat of battle. You're a talkative fella with a whole wheel of the most grating voice lines your character currently has. Who cares if you win? At least you'll be in a hilarious pose in all of the kills cams. Your teammates may admire your casual nature, though you're so casual that you've become an inconvenience. Yeah, you'll get eliminations every once in awhile but it's only because no one laugh emoted back at you yet and you have ten seconds left to move this truck (Possible Mains: Junkrat, D.Va, Winston)
  • The Grudge Holder: You are out for blood, my friend, and it's rooted in a deep, personal hatred from a certain someone on the enemy team. Your worst enemy is the kill cam because it has the audacity to catch an image of you dying and forever cementing your target throughout the rest of the game. Fuck your team, you want to get even with that one Pharah who blew you up from across the map. And that McCree who had the nerve to shoot a Deadye in your direction? He's screwed once you get out of spawn. Your teammates have been spanning Group Up for five minutes straight but you're still waiting for that bullshit Symmetra to show back up so you can kill her again and teabag the corpse. (Possible Mains: Widowmaker, Roadhog, Mei)
  • The Single Player: You are a lone wolf through and through, here to carry your team with a twenty player kill streak with a single use of your Ultimate. You're the guy who rushes into enemy lines without a plan, relying on your own bravado to keep you alive before you're spamming for heals half way across the map. You're likely oblivious to what you're supposed to be defending...Or are you attacking this time? Nah, doesn't matter! You got your main before anyone else did so you get to show off your rad skills. God help anyone playing healer. (Possible Mains: Genji, Soldier 76, Reaper)
ain’t no sunshine

for @timepetalsprompts ‘bed sharing’ trope. originally had a cracky interlude with donna, but sort of got too long (it still exists somewhere, though). fluff. and a little bit of crack and angst. ten x rose reunion fic.

AO3

He came around slowly; blinked a couple of times and attempted to focus on the mild haze of peachy and yellowish pinks in front of him. His head throbbed dully and persistently, inducing the vague feeling of nausea, which ricocheted upwards to his dizzy head. Feeling inexplicably warm and fuzzy, he let his eyes fall closed. When he opened his mouth, what escaped was a somewhat throaty sigh.

Instantaneously, a voice came drifting.

“Doctor?”

(Oh, what a nice voice. What a nice voice.)

“Donna, d’you know.” He slurred, tongue stiff and clammy in his mouth, “You sound JUS’ like Rose.”

Keep reading

The Tragedy of Ymir

The loss of this beautiful heroine was a complete tragedy. It was undeserved, it was unjust, it was quick, it was painful, it wasn’t even revered or given a proper send off. Every Ymir fan is rightfully upset.

That being said, I think that’s entirely the point… Setting aside the tragedy of yet another lesbian character dying, (which in all fairness I don’t wanna hold against an author from a completely different country with a completely different culture and its own unique problems he’s writing towards), the reason I’m taking this with less anger and more just the intentional induced sadness is because Isayama made a very big point by doing this to her.

Ymir was a woman who was born a no one, given a name too big for her person, accepted it to make other people happy, retained it to keep those people safe, was violently murdered in cold blood for no reason beyond existing, and was miraculously given a second chance at life. She chose to live that second life for herself. She chose to take care of herself and damn the others… But Ymir, who otherwise defied all femininity tropes, had a problem that her lover Historia thankfully didn’t: she really does care about people. No matter how hard she tried, she could not escape her empathy for others and stop caring about people and couldn’t escape the guilt she felt for hurting people. Even when it wasn’t her fault in any way. She’s a lot like Eren in this way. He too, cannot overcome his big heart.

I read SNK as a cautionary tale. A tragedy intended to teach us lessons and hopefully change our perspectives. One of its major lessons: suicide is wrong. And yet we tell our kids to martyr themselves all the time. And that’s what cursed Ymir (and Eren). She couldn’t escape her own selflessness no matter how much she wanted to. She achieved the “god status” of becoming a shifter and being granted a second chance at life and standing for the message of living for yourself… but the moment she threw that away, she lost her life and it was given back to Galliard. She won no glory in doing this, accomplished nothing, and died an unfair death because she sacrificed herself in poor reason. No one will remember her for the heroine she was except for Historia, Reiner didn’t even get to go home, Bertholdt died and thus his forgiveness was moot, Historia would’ve been crowned inside the walls whether she went back to Marley or not, and Galliard doesn’t even think much of her after consuming her. Just reduces her meaning to a pitiful girl stuck in the middle of something bigger than she was. The choice Ymir made, was wrong. And unfortunately, I think it’s a choice with big regrets. Whether or not it helps some greater good were not seeing, misery and tragedy will exist no matter what you do in this world, and throwing your own life in the trash to play goddess or hero and save the world will not accomplish anything.

So, the lesson here? Don’t. Throw. Your. Life. Away. Don’t give in to that temptation. It really will accomplish nothing, no matter how much you think it will. It isn’t a sacrifice for a greater good or an act of heroism. It is a tragedy, a sin, and a product of a cruel cruel world that you’d be giving into. Never forget the beauty of the world which exists despite the cruelty. Love your lovers, live your life, keep advancing, never stop advancing!

This is a lesson I truly needed. Especially as a depressed woman with Christa-Lenz-esque martyring habits. I learned a lot from Ymir. I will miss her terribly and I thank her for all the lessons she taught me, from her successes to her failures, and I hope she is cherished as a heroine in the hearts of the fandom for years and years to come. Never forget her. And treasure the Ymir’s that you may know in real life. Thank you, Isayama, for the cruel and beautiful story to inspire me as always.

Don't Call Me At All
flatsound.

it’s not that I don’t have words to say
I just don’t want to be the one that speaks them
I’d rather keep it secret until we reach it
so I’ll rest my head on the glory of this sorrow
I know its hard to swallow, but tomorrow
we’ll start new

and I remember the lines I thought that I’d forgotten
“your only flaw is that you’re flawless”
I’m so full of shit, I’m surprised you bought it
but to say that I don’t care is more or less astounding
because I wrote an entire album about us drowning
wasn’t that enough?


now I’m haunted by all these holes found in my armor
and if my heart beats any harder I will lose it
well congratulations, I didn’t know
you two had made things so official
just don’t call me when it fizzles
in fact, don’t call me at all.

100 Days of Trump Day 64: Fallout New Vegas

Welcome Back to 100 Days of Trump, where I try to explain WTF happened in 2016 through 100 works of fiction, and I think we haven’t had quite enough video games in the last three days, lets talk fallout.  Now the Fallout series has a lot of depth, good characters, fun gameplay and interesting ideas so generally I recommend all of it….except Fallout 3….and Fallout 4….and Brotherhood of Steel…..Ok really just the first two games and this one, but the point is only New Vegas is really relevant to Trump, but play the first two if you like classic RPGs.

     So everybody knows that Fallout is a post nuclear world, but the premise of the…good games is that society collapsed…..nothing really changed.  People are exactly the same just with less fancy houses and and the sins of the Old World continue on to the future.  So ok, sounds like post Great Recession America, how is this about Trump?  Well FallOut New Vegas is about the player being trapped between three factions

 Caesar’s Legion, a violent reactionary sexist, racist, right wing militant extremist group who advocate racial supremacy, and a return to an idealized past that never existed.

The New Californian Republic, A bunch of corrupt moderates who couch their language in the ideals of democracy and progressive ideals but are duplicitous, warmongering, and have become increasingly sexist, racist, classist, and undemocratic but look good compared to the first group.

Mr. House, a completely amoral rich plutocrat whose utter selfishness and open hostility to submitting to any form of control are mixed with surprisingly progressive social policies and honest look at the problems.

    So New Vegas is an alternate universe if Bloomberg actually ran third party, and Trump wasn’t a complete idiot. 

Today though, I want to focus on Caesar’s Legion.  One of the themes of New Vegas is even though the US has been wiped out, everybody is clinging to symbols of the past, clinging to them out of context and justifying their actions by claiming continuity with the past.  The NCR claims to literally be the US goverment despite a century long gap between the fall of the US and the NCR’s founding, or the fact that it doesn’t use our constitution, or the fact that it is only located in California.  And its desire to seize control of all the American land means it prioritizes war over its citizen’s well being (stop me if this sounds familiar).  Mr. House is determined to preserve the culture of Las Vegas, or rather the way we imagine Las Vegas, with all of the actual realities of Vegas culture removed, its the city center without the city around it, forcibly preserved by an immortal dictator.  All the factions try to link themselves to a mystical past (a past we know is utterly whitewashed cause its our present), but the worst of them all, is Caesar’s Legion

    See, Edward Sallow was a history nut of the old world when he read about the Roman Empire, and sought to recreate it anew in post apocalyptic Nevada, arguing that since Rome is the foundation of Western Civilization, a return to true Western Greatness.  Wherever they go, they bring cultural purity, slavery, Roman era gender relations, and require absolute conformity to their way of life.  According to Caesar

“Pax Romana=It means a nationalist, imperialist, totalitarian, homo genius culture that obliterates the identity of every group it conquers.  Long term stability at all costs.  The individual has no value beyond his utility to the state, whether as an instrument of war or production”

But here is the thing, speaking as a big roman history nut…..THAT ISN’T TRUE.  Pax Romonus means “Roman Peace” and means just that, peace.  Rome was an Imperialistic, slave owning, genocidal empire that could be extraordinarily brutal, but guess what?  It wasn’t nationalistic, the Roman Empire was always borrowing ideas from other cultured cultures in order to improve their empire, it was extremely multicultural and interventionist.   I mean

   The Roman Navy was Carthaginian 

   The Roman Gods were Greek 

    Later they converted to a monotheistic Sect from Judea

    For a while they worshiped a Syrian god named Sol Invictus 

   Most of the Elites Spoke Greek

   The Roman Legionary Structure was influenced by the neighboring Samnites

   The roman Calvary was almost always Gallic, North Africa, German or Syria

    Trajan and Hadrien were Spanish

   The Severun dynasty was North African/Syrian (and btw the dynasty that most resembled New Vegas)

    The Ilyrian Emperors who saved rome from the Crisis of the Third Century AD, like Aurelian, Diocletion, Claudius Gothicus) were from the Balkans

  Constantine was Balkan/British

   Flavius Aetius (who defeated Atilla the Hun) was Scythian 

   Justinian and Belisarius weren’t Latin Roman

   Hell after a certain point, almost none of the Emperors are Roman any more, instead they are German, or Hunnic, Syrian or Raba, Spanish or African, Gaulic or Balkan, non Roman Italian, 

  In fact, one of the main reasons why Western Roman Empire fell is that it didn’t allow the various Gothic/Germanic strongmen to become Emperor in their own RIght.

    Rome was never a homogeneous unchanging culture, from Romulus to Constantine XI Roman is defined by its capacity to change and adapt, and its multi cultural empire gave it a lot of ideas to draw upon.  And when you look at White Nationalists today who fetishist Rome, it is a rome they don’t understand.    By the Way, that Hegelian view of history, that is believed by Steave Bannon. 

   Also…the transformation to dictatorship doesn’t go as Caesar claims, cause guess what?  Julius Caesar didn’t invade a foreign nation, he had a civil war with his own country.  And Augustus Caesar took pains to ensure that his Empire was a soft and nonthreatening as possible, the more authoritarian emperors like Septimius Severus were terrible rulers.  

Also The Julians didn’t claim to be “Son of Mars” they claimed to be descended from Venus Goddess of Love, hence her role in the Aeneid.  

    Also Rome didn’t emerge out of a harsh brutal land to fight against the weak fat settled people, Rome emerged in Central Italy, a lush fertile climate.  Hell according to legend, Rome was founded by the refuse and exiles from all the surrounding societies, who came to Rome for a second chance and married Sabine women.  Honestly Caesar (the in game Caesar not real life, not Julius Caesar) seems to be confusing Rome with Sparta, and which of those two civilizations conquered the known world?  I’ll give you a hint, it wasn’t the one with the eugenics model.  It was the one with the independent aristocracy, and a Republic who did most of the conquest of Rome.  This is a map of Rome at its height 

and this is how much of that was taken by the Republic, not the empire

That is more than half, and a great deal of the remaining was conquered by Emperor Claudius, you know, this guy?

the one with the limp and the stammer and the twitch.  Rome’s Empire mostly fought Romans, Rome’s Republic conquered.  

    And when the Legion tries to Cosplay as Real Rome, it never quite matches the true stories. 

   This stories resembles Roman propaganda, except…Rome rarely wiped out the entire population, in fact their empire was supported by a network of client kingdoms who betrayed their former rulers to side with Rome.  One of the most important pieces of Roman rule that if you surrendered, you were treated fairly, if you fought a bit and then surrendered, you were treated well.  If you fought to the death, stuck to your principles as Vulpes implies, then you were wiped out.  Just ask the Jews at Masada how Rome respects those who fight to the last.  

    So we have a violent, militant, reactionary culture fetishistic a past that never truly existed and they don’t seem to understand to justify extreme racism, violence, and horrifying sexism in order to fight against a corrupt hypocritical but far less awful democratic regime.  Sound Familiar

oh…..well that too but also this 

   Those who idealize history are always those who understand it the least, and New Vegas for all its buggy often frustrating gameplay glory, understands what happens when history is co-opted by those who don’t understand it but wish to use the symbols of nostalgia to justify their own atrocities.  Isn’t that Right Ulysses, so named after the man who traveled the ocean for 10 year trying to find home and then freed all the Slave?

Edit: I also want to talk about this real quick

Yeah that whole “War is great for its own sake” macho bullshit?  The Romans weren’t so into that, they were much more into “Hey, work for us, and you can keep all your stuff”  There is a reason why all of the ancient rome spoke of Roman Treachery.  

Don't we all long for that glorious moment when you show people from your past that they were wrong?

Back in high school I had a HUGE crush on the “mysterious” guy in the class above me. Let’s call him Tom. He was waaaaaaaaaay out of my league so by some screwed logic I figured I had nothing to lose and started talking to him one day. Lo and behold, we became friends and I started hanging out with his group of friends most days after school. Since I came from a small town almost 10 miles away it was great to have new friends to spend time with, or so I thought.

As stated I had a huge crush on this guy and it was blood obvious to anyone involved - Tom included. He had already made it clear to me and others that he did not look for a relationship with anyone and this was confirmed by his friends, some of the girls told me that he just had a couple of short relationships during high school and that the girls had been the driving forces behind getting into said relations. Somehow I managed to push my feelings aside far enough to spend time with him as a friend, (God knows how a 17-yearold girl managed that) but I had my angsty, upset and jealous moments for sure…

And then, somehow, we started to spend more and more time together and on a friends Halloween party he actually asked me if I wanted to date him - as boyfriend/girlfriend. I was on cloud nine for sure and as happily in love as only a teenage girl can be. Until our group of friends found out. Their reaction was to “blame” me, saying I made Tom agree to date me, that it would never last more than a few months at best and then he would get bored with me as he had with the other girls and even so far as to once telling me to break up with him and move back home. I realized later that several of them must have had a crush on him at some point or another and then I showed up… Teenage girls can be brutal.

Anyway, most of those friendships crumbled as they tend to do, especially reinforced by the dislike from several members of the group. I got on with my life, school ended and I went through a couple of jobs before ending up as a manager at a local restaurant. I was working an evening shift when two of my old high school friends who had been very vocal about my unpopular relationship with Tom (lets call them Maddy and Ellie) walked in and seated themselves at one of my tables. It must have been at least 5 years since I last met them and even longer since we used to hang out together. I took their orders but they kept on looking at me, trying to figure out if and why I was familiar so I decided to help them out.

“Yeah, you know me. We used to hang out after school.”
Both of them shines up and smiles at me, that way you do when you meet people you have not seen in years or even thought about at all but still want to be pleasant to as to find out what they are up to now and if its interesting. And then Ellie goes
“Yes! That’s it! You’re Meenite! We used to be in the park all the time! And you used to date Tom!”
Oh, that glory, that wonderful glowing sensation of victory that you usually only find in the daydreams of a teenage mind - to have the privilege to be able to experience it for real.
“No, honey. I am still dating Tom.”

Petty Revenge: Internet`s best petty revenge stories are here. | credit

AOS 4x16: AKA Role Reversal...Role Reversal Everywhere & NOOOOOO!!!! AIDA HOW DARE YOU!!!

How we doing guys?  Good?  Do you all hate me?   I know that was a lot but now I can really properly meta things out without spoiling and I am on a computer again and not pecking out on my phone.  

I really enjoyed it, I did.  Do I like the Fitz/AIDA stuff, HADES no.  BUT I get where they are going with it and will have more under the cut.  

Please do read this before sending in an ask to see if I address it here.

This time we are under the thing due to length!

Keep reading

Salty Cartoon Network Rant

I’m neutral with Teen Titans Go. It’s fine. Tolerable. Certainly not one of the worst things ever…

What I do hate, however, is how it’s EVERYWHERE! Could Cartoon Network please ease down with Teen Titans Go?! Holy shit, it’s like 24:7 Teen Titans Go is on. Can’t you guys air other shows?

And what the hell is up with your advertising? I just came back from watching Adventure Time Islands and it was amazing! The only problem is that nobody is talking about it because nobody was aware it was on! Adventure Time Islands received 0 advertisements! I’m serious! The only time they did advertise it was during the Steven Bomb! Speaking of Steven Universe…

At least Steven Universe is advertised and is aired from time to time. But what they did with releasing the episodes three weeks before they were supposed to air is awful and a huge “Screw you” to the creators. It’s an awful business practice too. Why would you release episodes on an app nobody has, only to be pirated for other people to watch? Don’t you care about money?! Your main target for Steven Universe is teens and most teens do not want to download the Cartoon Network app!

Also, poor Regular Show. Regular Show was ending and instead of reruning, doing specials, or ,I dunno, doing something a TV station would do to honor one of their shows that helped revive Cartoon Network in all its glory, they decided to say “regular show is ending lol watch it when it comes on.” And when it’s all over, air a We Bare Bears marathon. BECAUSE THATS A GREAT WAY TO SAY THANKS FOR BEING THERE YOU CUCK! I understand the show does not do well in ratings as much as it used to but you can still show a little respect. Or you could air EVERY EPISODE OF TEEN TITANS GO BEFORE THE FINALE.

Cartoon Network, I love ya. But you’re fucking up. The reason why you came back was because you started to air really good shows that everybody loved. But now you’re becoming Nick and that is a terrible thing. Adventure Time is ending and I better expect a good way to end it.

anonymous asked:

Hey are they're any specific dos and don'ts about submitting things (like intentionally or unintentional self promotion)?

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever submit your own webseries/ARG/project to me claiming that it’s yours or that you had anything at all to do with making it. If you want me to know about what you made, follow these exact steps:

0) Make the best, most original, greatest-effort-you-could-muster thing possible before you consider sending me anything. Really work for it and do your best, and if you’re in doubt, remold and rework it until you’re very confident you nailed what you were going for and you’re ready for me to see it in all its glory. First impressions are extremely important.

1) Use the anonymous function on here

2) Pretend you found it online randomly and think it’s cool

3) Suggest I check it out to see if it’s Night Mind material

4) Be patient and understand it takes me a bit of a painfully long time to get through my recommendations and existing video coverage plans

5) A winner might be you!

6) Party

And that’s how you get me to check out your stuff without incurring my wrath or being a Patreon supporter in the consultation tier. ::3

No Surrender | Chapter Three

Cassian Andor/ Reader

Words: 1,982

Summary: All your pent up emotions come rolling out when you finally see Cassian at the medbay. You never expected him to remember what you said.

Tagging: @kwaiky, @ly–canthrope

Author’s notes: Thank you guys for being patient and kind to me. Finishing this chapter took me a few days because I would run into writer’s block then school clocks me in the damn jaw. I am sad to see No Surrender come to a close but it’s been a great ride. 

READ THIS SERIES ON AO3 FOR MORE EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

Chapter 3: Rise

A chill goes down your spine as you enter the medcenter. You were never fond of the place but they saved you in more ways than one. The idea that so many of your fellow rebels have wound up here…death is always around the corner.

Your heart beats a little faster when K-2 stops at a closed door.

Keep reading

   I wanted to point this out really badly, so here’s this video! In this video, you can see Buster Moon talking about how he’s going to wow the audience, that it will bring them in like the good ol’ days, etc. This is something he says VERY OFTEN. I didn’t put all the times in this video, because I wanted to keep it short. But after his theater crumbled to basically nothing, and he had no real hopes anymore, Meena helped drag him out of that funk. Even still, he was talking about a “real audience,” and how he wanted to see her perform in front of one.

   However, after they built up a stage from the ground as a team, and Moon sees the audience, there’s only two crowds: Rosita’s family and Meena’s family. Of course, he’s all like “that’s all?” but that just brings us to our next point: when Buster gets everyone’s attention.

     He talks about how there “isn’t much of an audience” out there. Yet, he says “it doesn’t matter.” This is major character development, I think … for before, all he mostly tried to do was bring the theater back to its original glory … about saving it on account of his FATHER who “worked his tail off for thirty years” just to buy the theater for Moon in the first place. He didn’t want to quit so he could have his father see him fulfill his dream of running a very popular theater that brought dreams to life.

     But that’s what it was ALWAYS about before: Moon wanted to bring dreams to life, on his stage, in his theater. It was always his MAIN GOAL AND DREAM. But with the stress of the theater failing, his friend not even having confidence in him (at first), everyone’s talents not being all that great (apart from Mike’s), the fact that he was going to lose his home/theater any day from the bank, etc. … HE FORGOT ABOUT IT

     Yet, now once that all of that is taken away, he’s reminded of his real dream, of his first real passion, and the audience? It doesn’t matter as much. They are here to fulfill their dreams TOGETHER, and that’s why Moon is so incredibly proud … so incredibly glad to be “a part of this with them”.

     So, despite Buster not having a theater anymore, and how their talents alone brought in the audience (and not Buster’s fame), he is still PROUD ENOUGH and no longer seeing this as a FAILURE to talk to his dad about it (where beforehand he said he was “glad his father isn’t here to see this” when he was washing cars):

     BECAUSE HE REMEMBERS HIS TRUE PASSION AGAIN.
          AND WHY HE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE THEATER IN THE FIRST PLACE.
               AND WHY HIS FATHER WORKED HIMSELF TO DEATH FOR THAT DREAM.

Another Random SU Idea:

Steven: Wow, I can’t believe you guys were willing to pretend to get married just to get on Andy’s good side!
Pearl: Pretend? Steven, we ACTUALLY got married.
Garnet: All of us.
Steven: Wait, what?
Pearl: We’re registered down at the courthouse. Our certificates are in the back of the van.
Peridot: Oh, that reminds me, can Lapis and I have ours? : 3
Lapis: She wants to hang it up in the barn.
Pearl: Of course! *hands it to them*
Peridot: Yes! Nyehehe! Legalization is ours! Oh, almost forgot. *hands Amethyst a large stack of certificates* These are yours.
Amethyst: Suh-weet!
Peridot: C'mon, Lapis, lets go put ours on display so the rest of the world can bask in its glory!
Lapis: *shrugs* Alright.
Steven: I can’t believe it…
Pearl: Steven…?
Steven: You guys got married WITHOUT ME??? D:

{PART 1} Magical Thailand (M)// BamBam

Originally posted by jitonic

Pairing: BamBam x Reader

Genre: Slight Smut, Fluff

Summary//Request: You’ve been married to BamBam for almost a year, and for the past 8 months - you’ve been unable to get pregnant.

This scenario is rated M for Mature as it contains slight smut/sexual content, mentions worries of being unable to get pregnant.

{Part 1} {Part 2}

Keep reading

Darren posted this snap (x) about an hour after Mia had posted her snap showing a bowl of ramen. At the end of the snap, he zooms in at the menu board with ramen  and starts singing the opening line to “A Whole New World”. A lovely serenade to his ramen princess? Yeah, I don’t think so.

Keep reading

O really wanted to draw Viktor again, he is so cute and precious how can I not? So I decided to draw him in all of his anime glory! Him being cute and shocked and blushing. What an adorable baby

He is from the game Beauty and the war which is owned by @poisonappletales Enjoy!

anonymous asked:

Any thoughts on how the champions became Paladins?

Makoa: Figured if his home was being invaded to use as an arena, he might as well just participate in the fight. He intended to do it one time to just settle things then tell everyone to get out, but… well he did do that but it clearly didn’t work. As long as the Paladins are using Frog Isle as an arena, he wants to be there to make sure they don’t accidentally (or purposely) blow the whole place off the cliff its standing on.

Fernando: He wants fame and glory, and what better way to do that than to become a Paladin? Everyone knows the Paladins, plus they travel all over so he can get his name out to even more places. Win win!

Ruckus: Where can you legally use a giant mech with two miniguns (and two more plus two rocket launchers hidden!) without basically getting arrested immediately? In a Paladins arena of course! But how do you get into an arena? By becoming a Paladin! Plus, he’s getting paid to kill. How great is that?

Barik: Experimental technology needs funding, and a place to try them out. Becoming a Paladins seemed like a pretty good idea since he’d get to fund his work, test it out, and use them for good too!

Torvald: Upon hearing that the Paladins were coming to Stone Keep, he figured he could use his knowledge in the Arcane and Runic studies to help their cause! Beats being cooped up in his office anyway.

Inara: The Paladins wreck a lot of the environment in their battles. Scorching grass, making buildings explode and falling debris crushing trees… Mother Nature had to send someone to keep them in check, and Inara is the guardian she sent.

Ash: For someone trained and built for war, joining the Paladins sounded like a pretty great idea compared to sitting around after the actual war outside ended. She can’t see herself doing anything else, and since she spent so much money and time getting her armour done, she has to get it paid off so to the Paladins it was.

Drogoz: He joined the Paladins after hearing from Barik about it. Barik helped him fix up his jetpack shortly after losing his wings, and during a check up to see how the jetpack was doing Barik mentioned the Paladins and extended an invite to Drogoz. Hearing how much money and gold he could be hoarding, he agreed.

Bomb King: Where there are people, they must know about His Majesty and his prowess in battle. He really joined on a whim to prove a point, but stuck around long enough to become a part of the family. 

Willo: We all know Willo joined the Paladins just so she could get revenge at Fernando for destroying that one flower. That’s literally it. That’s all she wanted.

Viktor: While being a gun-for-hire was great because he didn’t have to live by any rules or anything, the pay wasn’t solid enough to be living comfortably. It was a matter of earning more but having to keep to a regular schedule, or earning less but getting to do whatever he wanted whenever he wanted. You can guess which he went for.

Tyra: She always heard tales about the Paladins, going around, fighting monsters, bringing glory to their name and to the Realm… well, they were a little bit twisted stories since they don’t fight monsters unless they go up against the non-human champions, but she’s okay with that. And compared to living in a village that lives off fishing, being a Paladins sounded like the better option. 

Cassie: All she wanted was some adventure and freedom away from home. The Paladins didn’t really seem like the kind of adventure she was looking for, but she tried out for it anyway just to test the waters and found herself actually liking it.

Kinessa: Bounty hunting is great and all, but it wasn’t the most stable source of income. Plus, with people hunting her down she needed some form of protection. In the Paladins she’s basically immune to anyone from the outside looking for her.

Sha Lin: He goes wherever the wind takes him, and for some reason it’s taken him into the heat of battle. He’s never really understood why he’s been drawn to the Paladins, but if that’s what he’s destined to do then he’s willing to roll with it. Perhaps it was to better his skills, or maybe there was something else. He hasn’t quite figured it out yet.

Androxus: Upon his release from the Abyss, Seris told him he was destined to fight for a better cause that would be crystal clear when he came to it. He actually stumbled upon the Paladins and noticed how they all utilised crystals and figured this must have been it. He wasn’t really sold on the idea at first, but it seems to have stuck.

Buck: Buck has a lot of issues with some people who destroyed his home, and it seemed like becoming a Paladins was the only way to train himself and one day take back his home, perhaps with the help of some friends. He heard about them while still living in the mountains and moved all the way to Crosswind Hold to join them.

Lex: Lex initially had a lot of issues with the Paladins. Troublemakers and flat out murderers needed to be brought to justice, and he intended to do it from within. After joining however, he realised they were fighting to keep the Realm in balance. How so, no one knows.

Evie: Banished from Stonebriar for binding her soul with Xerses, she wandered for a long time. No one knows her true intention for coming to the Paladins, but it’s really just because she was straight up bored and needed something to do, and the Paladins seemed like a fun bunch.

Skye: Very much like Fernando, Skye is fully aware that being a Paladins means lots of fame and attention, and she thrives in that. There’s nothing better to her than being a well known Paladin and getting to put her skills as an assassin to work!

Maeve: Her goal in life is to be rich, and there isn’t really anywhere better to get rich without needing a clean criminal record (which she definitely does not have) than the Paladins. They were a little skeptical about letting a kid in at first until they saw her skills, and also Sha Lin complaining about what a prick Maeve is.

Mal’Damba: Wekono is no docile spirit; he needs constant offerings. And because Mal’Damba doesn’t really want to go kill some random people with his Spitting Cobra just so he can get offerings for Wekono, he was nudged in the direction of the Paladins by the spirits, where he would find great opportunities to please Wekono.

Pip: Again, the place to go to get fame and glory is the Paladins. Plus, he doesn’t have to spend every waking moment running from agents of the Iron Shrine out to get him for stealing their liquid fire if he’s protected by the Paladins.

Grohk: The Lightning God Vex left him a message to decipher and he’s decoded a part of it which has now led him to the Paladins. He thinks there might be something about the Paladins that will help him decipher it further, but he hasn’t found it yet.

Grover: Grover didn’t really intend to become a Paladins, but being Ying’s companion and best friend, he went wherever she went and when she went to the Paladins to become part of them, so did he. He just wanted to make sure she’d be safe.

Seris: After Androxus joined the Paladins he extended an invite to her, but she initially declined. After roaming for a bit and realising that she had nothing else left to do without returning to the Abyss, she took Androxus up on his offer.

Ying: All Ying wanted was like minded friends that were more than just illusions. Seeing the Paladins fight with such honour and for something so grand pushed her to join them, and she regrets nothing at all.

the signs as cr1tikal quotes
  • aries: "What the fuck's got your asshole on your titties!"
  • taurus: "Feast your eyes on this. I'm the fucking limbo champion."
  • gemini: “I wouldn’t shove this pineapple inside my wienerhole if this was the last pineapple on earth.”
  • cancer: "Oh, you don't want these hands, you little Spy vs. Spy creature."
  • leo: "Putting on a little... Corn dog lipstick. The most sensual of all sticks for lips."
  • virgo: "Scientists agree that drinking without a mouth will lead to a huge mess."
  • libra: "I'm gonna use a little cyclops blood here, that never hurt nobody."
  • scorpio: "Are you hiding your dildos in hydrofluoric acid?"
  • sagittarius: "Now we're cookin'!"
  • capricorn: "Its face kinda looks like Megaman. Or Donald Trump. If he was a pumpkin. ...Donald Trumpkin."
  • aquarius: "Look at me jerk off on the top right with a kitchen whisk! I'm going berserk over here!"
  • pisces: "Edge of Glory can turn that shitty knife into a titty knife, giving you perfect slices."
Waiting - Miles Luna x Reader

Name: Waiting

Pairing: Miles Luna x Reader

Word Count: 1,252

Prompt: Miles Luna countdown soul mate au.

A/N: TW for sex mention. Now that I’ve finished all of my final projects, welcome back to the extravaganza!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next week I have my actual final exams, but I haven’t written in a bit, so I wanted to get this out to y’all. 

“I can’t believe you’re going to meet your soul mate in Japan!” Your best friend gushed excitedly. You had made the mistake of taking your gloves off in the hotel room and she caught site of the countdown on your hand before you could hide it again.

“Oh my god, what if he’s someone you’re a fan of? Wouldn’t that be so cool?” You kept walking at a steady pace, hoping that she would give up when you didn’t respond. You, of course, were hoping in vain.

“God, what if he doesn’t speak English? Oh my god, your soul mate is totally not gonna speak English and the two of you are going to have to make up your own little language to communicate, but you’ll fall in love anyway!”

“I speak Japanese.” You deadpanned, glancing back at her only long enough to make sure that she wasn’t going to trip over a curb that you were stepping up on. She did anyway, but she caught herself, waving off your dismissal of her fantasy.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

I hope you don't mind me asking, but how did you make Keith's jacket? It looks so accurate, and I'm formulating a Keith cosplay for the next con i go to.

I really should have taken progress pictures, but I’m not a big time Cosplayer where people actually ask me for help, so I didn’t bother. Haha… But I’ve already been asked this a few times. Maybe I’ll need to do process pictures for Pidge and Lance too.

Anyway, let me first note I’m not actually any good at sewing or even know what I’m doing half the time. Lololol………. But what I did for this was pattern the jacket from a thick T-shirt. I would have used an old jacket, but Keith’s jacket is so form fitting that a jacket would have been too bulky for what I wanted. So I had my boyfriend put the shirt on inside out and just drew out the designs and such as well as took measurements. (Random OCD note: the yellow on Keith’s jacket cuts off before reaching the sleeves because the character designers like to make things difficult i suppose)

After drawing out what I wanted, I cut up the shirt at its seams and now I had the base of my pattern! Yay! (I also cut the body of the shirt where I wanted it to cut off.) People tend to transfer the pattern into actual pattern paper, but I’m too lazy for that so I skipped that part. I laid out each piece over the jacket’s fabric and secured it with pins and cut up the different pieces, giving an extra ½ inch for the seams, and extra for hems. For the white parts, after I was done cutting out the pattern for the shirt, (I had already drawn out the white design pattern on the shirt as well) I cut up the shirt and did the same for the white. For the collar… I kinda just fudged it. Ngl.. I am not used to doing collars so I kinda just did some rectangular piece for it that fit the shirt… ^^;;;;

That’s when you put all the pieces together like a puzzle and sew that junk!

It’s really hard to explain without pictures. I’m sorry. I’ll probably do this for Pidge with my same method.

Extra notes:
-like I mentioned, the yellow cuts off before the sleeves
-COLLAR NEEDS INTERFACING. if you want it to pop up in all its animu-like glory, interfacing will help you achieve that. I guess you can use starch too if you really wanted, but I don’t have the patience for that…
-the jacket doesn’t actually close, at least from the looks of it. Look at how it rests on him all open and junk. I didn’t have a need for a zipper. It would have been a waste. I know some people used a zipper.

I’m rambling a bunch of nonsense, but I really hope that helped, at least a little. Vrepit sa– er.. (Galra!Keith plug?)

if I wanted to fall in love with a god, I’d have become a priest

Rating: M

Pairing: Saitama/Genos

Summary: People seem to think Genos believes the sun shines out of Saitama’s ass when Genos knows for a fact that the sun only shines off of Saitama’s bald head.

OR Where Genos knows that Saitama is selfish and self-motivated and painfully normal and loves him anyway.

A/N: Here it is, spicy!Genos in all its spicy glory. It actually turned out to be spicy Saitama too so enjoy your spicy hot heroes.

Read on AO3


0.

At nineteen, Genos is a storm of power and determination.

He used to be fifteen and broken and angry. But honestly, who wasn’t?

Keep reading