Hey, this post is pretty long overdue. This blog still receives asks fairly regularly but, if you haven’t noticed, is pretty much dead at this point. No matter what I tried with mods, it always seems like people would swear they’d be active and would stop answering asks regularly after a few weeks. I myself just have too much on my plate right now to be keeping up with this blog. I feel terrible that so many of you need help and come here only to not find it.
I feel like it’s way past overdue for me to officially resign and try to pass this on to someone else. If any of you are interested in potentially taking this blog over and managing finding new mods, deciding what to do with all the old asks, and what to do with the future of it all, send me a message and we can talk. I promise I won’t hand the blog over to just anyone and I’ll make sure things are handled properly before officially taking off.
Again, I’m sorry to everyone who didn’t get an answer from us. I hope this blog can be fixed up and start to help people again. You can either send an ask/message through this blog of my main.
@ Hollywood, hire me. I fixed the new Mummy movie without even watching a trailer
Tom Cruise and Young Hot Blonde™ enter the crypt, Tom in the lead because he is the manly protector. Their flashlight beams eventually illuminate a sarcophagus carved in the likeness of a beautiful Princess.
Tom Cruise approaches the sarcophagus, moves to open it.
Young Hot Blonde™: Don’t do the thing.
Tom Cruise: I’m going to do the thing. *Shoves sarcophagus open*
They cough as dust fills the air. Just as it begins to clear, Brendan Frasier shoots upright, drawing his gun and immediately shooting Tom Cruise in the head.
“I thought I told Evy not to put me down for mummification,” he mutters as he looks at his surroundings. He is inexplicably not decomposed or mummified, just vaguely wrapped in Charmin. Glances at a now very dead Tom Cruise. “Oops.”
Young Hot Blonde™: How… how did this happen?
Brendan Frasier: Well, it’s a long story, I’ll have to start at the beginning.
Then they just replay the entirety of ‘The Mummy’ (1999).
After credits scene:
Young Hot Blonde™: That still doesn’t explain how you ended up alive in a sarcophagus in the year 2017.