wanted to do a meme thing for him

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“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND OPEN!”

gif request meme » Borderlands + favorite minor character

Please don't
  • Victor: *is unconscious*
  • Yuuri: Victor isn't breathing! What do we do!
  • Victor: *secretly pretending because he wants yuuri to kiss him*
  • Chris: don't worry I'll give him mouth to mouth
  • Victor: *gets up* please don't
  • Sarah: You alright babe? While you were sleeping you kept whispering Ryan-
  • Brendon: Gosling, yeah. I have a thing for Ryan Gosling so I dream about him sometimes.
  • Dallon: Dude, what was happening in the dressing room? Sounded like you were moaning Ry-
  • Brendon: Ryan Gosling? I know, I got a bit carried away he’s such a handsome guy.
  • Zack: Bren...I heard you singing Northern Downpour and sobbing the name Ry-
  • Brendon: Holy shit, can’t a guy just get emotional about his crush Ryan Gosling?? Jesus!
  • TMZ: So tell me about the thing with Ry-
  • Brendon: Ryan Ross? Yeah, we text sometimes. Actually I ran into him at a Halloween party and I almost didn’t recognize him cause he was wearing a gremlin costu- fuuuuuck.
Hey Do You Know Bill Wurtz?

https://www.youtube.com/user/billwurtzYeah, that’s the guy who made History of Japan, that really popular pit of memes. I’m probably not the only person that really wants him to make more shit, but that’s gonna be hard.

If you haven’t heard of this thing yet, it’s called patreon. See how he gets only 72 bucks a month for stuff from 26 people?

These are his views on the History of Japan video. Bill Wurtz deserves to have more support for the stuff that he is doing, and he should be able to make a decent living out of this entertainment. I would appreciate if you either reblogged or donated to his patreon: http://patreon.com/billwurtz

I don’t even know Bill Wurtz personally but he needs more support

EDIT!:
If you can’t support Bill Wurtz financially through patreon, please please please check out his youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/billwurtz

EDIT!!:

We have officially reached 36 patrons, $100 per month, and over 1000 notes. This has been an amazing breakthrough, thank you tumblr, and keep spreading this around! (Still can’t even begin to believe this has only been less than one day)

EDIT!!!:

42 Patrons, $111 per month, over 2000 notes. I understand 10, maybe 100 notes, but 2000!!! In this one day I’m sure Bill Wurtz will be thankful that people are out there who can support him. Thanks to all of you who donated and most importantly, reblogged this post.

Coraline (2009) Sentence Starters

requested by @ fandom-inkling

“Small world.”
“You realize you’re walking right into her/his/their trap.”
“Challenge her/him/them, then. She/he/they may not play fair, but she/he/they won’t refuse.”
“She/he/they has a thing for games.”
“You think they’re trying to poison me?”
“I heard an ordinary name can lead people to have ordinary expectations about a person.”
“She/he/they just want something to love, I think.”
“That’s ridiculous, mothers don’t eat daughters.”
“How do you taste?”
“Don’t leave me! Don’t leave me! I’ll die without you!”
“I would’ve died.”
“That’s nice.”
“So she/he they lured us away with treasures and treats.”
“Hush, and shush, for the beldam might be listening.”
“You probably think this world is a dream come true. But you’re wrong.”
“Stay here with us.”
“If you stay here, you can have whatever you want. Always.”
“Be clever, miss/mister.”
“Even if you win, he/she/they will never let you go.”
“You know that I love you.”
“You have a really funny way of showing it.”
“Mustn’t talk when mother’s not here.”
“Black is traditional.”
“You are not my mother/father.”
“I am the amazing [name]!”
“So sharp, you won’t feel a thing.”
“I wanna hug your face!”
“You know, you could stay forever, if you want to. There’s one tiny thing we have to do first.”
“You may come out when you’ve learned to be a loving daughter/son/child!”
“Come ON, she/he/they’ll just hurt you again!”
“Evil witch! I’m not scared!”

A Complete Ranking of the Bird Emoji Listed on Emojipedia

decent shape, but over-shaded. eerie, beady eyes that seem to plead for god’s forgiveness. an uncomfortable bird. not a friend. 3/10.

a soft and gentle bird, a good friend and ally. i would trust this bird with my secrets. 8/10.

a bold bird! a hardworking bird! he is trying his best, but alas, he is far too angular. too sharp. i do not want this bird anywhere near me, but i wish him the best. 4/10.

an abomination. it has the attributes of many different birds all stitched together haphazardly in some sort of horrific experiment. how many bird emoji were destroyed to create this godless, misshapen chimera? avoid at all costs. 0/10.

an unpleasant bird, although it is at least recognizable as a type of bird. somehow looks both cartoonish (appropriate for emoji) and as if it were ripped out of a cursed photograph of some sort of clay idol (inappropriate for emoji). approach this bird with caution. 3/10.

not even a bird. i don’t believe the designers at HTC have ever seen a bird. this is some kind of sick joke. i will not be tricked into rating this emoji.

an avian version of the HTC non-bird emoji above, but another unidentifiable bird. i would give him the benefit of the doubt, but he also looks like he’s planning something. a mischievous bird, chaotic neutral. 5/10.

a well-meaning boy burdened by his cursed form and stumpy, useless, strangely spiky wings. his kind heart shines even through his dead eyes. i hate this bird, yet somehow i can’t help but root for him. god’s favorite mistake. 7/10.

ah! already he receives a chance at redemption! but unfortunately, though most aspects of this new body are very cute and a vast improvement (except the oversized head), it lacks the heart of the previous bird. a solid effort, but it falls flat. 4/10.

a return to the pigeon style, but this boy looks far sweeter and more genuine than his cousins. he bears the thousand-yard stare of a bird who has witnessed the abominations before him and has vowed to atone for their crimes. 9/10.

this escher bird seems to be drawn in at least 2 different perspectives at once and is the concept of sin in graphic format. the longer i look at it, the more uncomfortable it makes me. 0/10.

i was beginning to believe it didn’t exist… a bird emoji that is recognizable as an actual bird! unfortunately, this bird is also far too detailed for use as an emoji. i fear that upon shrinking it down it will become a muddled, ugly mess. a bird of duality - successful as a bird, a failure as emoji. 7/10.

It’s been really bothering me that, a few weeks ago I saw someone saying, “Saeyoung/707 isn’t some meme lord little shit and people need to stop portraying him as such” and I just-

I don’t know if I can properly explain this but, I think that 707 is part of who Saeyoung is for multiple reasons. Maybe it started out as a persona, but it never once crossed my mind that it isn’t part of him.

See, I understand (to an extent) what Saeyoung’s gone through in his life. But I also know that, sometimes, you want to become a certain way, do or say certain things more, and so you change your behavior. And eventually, it becomes habit. And eventually, that habit becomes who you are, or at least a part of you.

Also, some of the most depressed, anxious people are the brightest. You’ve probably heard that before, but it’s true. We try to laugh away our pain and make others laugh with us.

Saeyoung probably created 707 because it was someone he wanted to be - carefree, fun-loving, and a bit crazy.

But he still cracks jokes and is a little over enthusiastic (and close to blackmailing people for fun) at the end of the secret ending.

So no, maybe he’s not the meme-lord, but the 707 persona didn’t come out of nowhere. He pulled it out of himself and let that part sit on the surface, allowing it to grow.

He still loves memes, jokes, and pranks, but he’s not carefree. He can be very serious when he wants. And he cares deeply for all around him.

Messaging Stefan is a nice thing to do. He always expresses how much he loves his fans or “meme friends” and how happy this all had made him. When he’s going through something like this, its a kind gesture. If you want to message him, message him with kind things like get well wishes or thanking him. Please dont message him about things like Sportarobbie, he’s already said he likes the creativity that goes into things like amvs but come on guys, the man is recovering from cancer. Dont constantly bombard him with sportarobbie, its disrespectful.
its fine to ship it and all but please understand that you shouldnt harass him.

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hockey meme | 1/5 rookies: patrik laine

“it’s part of who I am. it’s a big part of my game that I have confidence and I know what I’m capable of and how good I am. I think that’s not a bad thing. people can think what they want, but I know how good I am and I’m not afraid to say it.”

Who would have known that Stefán answering a simple question would have started loads of trouble/drama within the LazyTown community. Let us all simply let the man live. With all that’s going on for him right now, he really doesn’t need the added burden of his meme friends acting this way. It was his opinion, so he stated it, and that should be the end of it. If you have anything negative to say about it, tell whoever you want expect for Stefán. The goes for the rest of the cast, too. Do NOT bombard them with things that you know will make them uncomfortable/upset. Thank you.

Galavant — Season 1  {Sentence Starters}

  • “My pants are on. My pants are definitely on.”
  • “I’m sure that’s exactly how it’s going to be. Especially the living part.”
  • “I can tell you want to bail. I’ll give you five seconds to bail.”
  • “All you’ve done since we left is complain. You’re supposed to be a bloody hero.”
  • “You wanna kill him in the head? Or do you wanna kill him in the neck?”
  • “Whenever you come near me, my flesh begins to crawl.”
  • “I’m not saying it’s a bad thing. To be honest, I’ve rather grown to like it.”
  • “I’m out of shape. That was a long song.”
  • “Why do I continually allow people to treat me this way?”
  • “I see your mouth start moving and, God, I need a drink.”
  • “I have a question. How can you be a hero if you’re not wearing any pants?”
  • “You’re babbling. You only babble when you feel really bad.” 
  • “There’s gonna be some pretty legendary heroing happening around here pretty damn soon.”
  • “You’ve been screaming like a castrated hyena for the past ten minutes.”
  • “Why are you just repeating everything I say as a question?”
  • “I’m really sorry. I can’t talk, I’m in hero mode.”
  • “I put it with my girl supplies. Guys never look there.”
  • “I’ve got something to say and I’ve come a really, really long way to say it.”
  • “Oh! We’re off on a secret mission! We’ve got us a secret plan!”
  • “I’m afraid of what happens the next time I get knocked down.”
  • “Love is strange, and that’s what makes it love.”
dragon age inquisition sentence starter

“ Bad things should happen to bad people. " 
” Rich tits always try for more than they deserve “
" Whatever the truth is, that belief gives you power. ”
“ Can’t you see why I want nothing to do with that life? ”
“ I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty. ”
“ I will not suffer even an unknowing rival. You must die! ”
“ Tell me… where is your Maker now? Call him, call down his wrath upon me! You cannot. For he does not exist! ”
“ Common ground is the start of all negotiations. ”
“ Though darkness closes, I am shielded by flame. ”
“ It spoke of judgement instead of acceptance. It should encourage the good in everyone, rather than rebuke us for our sins. No one should be turned away from our doors. No one is without worth. Whoever you are, whatever your mistakes, you are loved. Unconditionally. ”
“ If we’re going to change it, why not change the whole thing? ”
“ I’ve known mages. Some of them were better people than me. And yet I’m free and they’re not. It’s not right. ”
“ Sometimes you have to figure out for yourself what the pledge to protect others really means. ”
“ You are who you choose to follow. ”
“ Took me years to understand what he meant. ”
“ But wars are won by men. ”
“ You inspire them. ”
“ Build on that foundation, and you will have an army that makes nations tremble. ”
“ We all need to believe there are such men in the world. ”
“ I needed to believe I could be one of them. ”
“ We could make the world better. ”
“ It’s just easier to shut our eyes. ”
“ It’s not right… to want to do good, to be good, and have that turned against you. ”
“ At this moment, you are the only threat I see. ”
“ How seldom does reality match the ideal. ”
“ We must do so with open hearts and open hands. ”
“ I see what must be done, and I do it! I see no point in running around in circles like a dog chasing its tail. ”
“ At some point, power becomes its own master. ”
“ They will stand in the fire and complain that it is hot. " 
" I want to help. ”
“ I used to be like you. I’m not anymore. You shouldn’t be either. ”
“ They forgot about him. ”
“ I came through to help… and I couldn’t. ”
“ Isn’t it wonderful? ”
“ Living a lie… it festers inside you, like poison. You have to fight for what’s in your heart. ”
“ It’s my duty to stand with you. ”
“ I’m here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part’s less difficult. ”
“ We’re a lot more fragile than we’d like to believe. ”
“ Life isn’t about personal freedom. ”
“ People don’t always tell the truth when you’re polite. ”
“ We pick the ones willing to make the hard decisions… and live with the consequences. ”
“ Every great war has its heroes. I’m just curious what kind you’ll be. ”
“ No real god need prove himself. Anyone who tries is mad or lying. ”
“ I would not trade it for anything. ”
“ I hope there’s a damn good punchline coming. ”
“ The truly great ones can keep their distance. They don’t get attached to their people. ”
“ I always wind up babysitting my informants and worrying about their families. ”
“  Heroes are everywhere. I’ve seen that.”
“ That’s beyond heroes. We’re going to need a miracle. ”
“ For those who value survival, sentimentality is not an option. ”
“ I’m never truly out of my element. ”

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HP MEME: ten characters [10/10] ↦ Lord Voldemort

“The Boy-Who-Lived. How lies have fed your legend, Harry! Do you want to know what really happened thirteen years ago? Shall I divulge how I truly lost my powers? It was love. You see, when dear sweet Lily Potter gave her life for her only son, it provided him with the ultimate protection, I could not touch him. It was old magic, something I should have foreseen. But no matter, no matter, things have changed. I CAN TOUCH YOU… NOW! ”

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I wanted to practice expressions and I’m currently obsessed with Fallout, so I tried doing something with the expression meme thing that’s been floating around tumblr for each of the (humanoid) companions :D

It was a lot of fun! I tried to pick expressions that kinda fit the characters :P

Since tumblr apparently won’t let you upload more than 10 pictures per set I’m gonna post two sets. 

This is set 1 / 2, the other one is here

Kylo Ren Headcanons!

Enjoy some random headcanons for my trash son

-Kylo does not trust many people even if they are close to him; so gaining his trust would be very difficult. When you do earn his trust, he would tell you everything you wanted to know including his past, what is going on in his life now, and the things he wants to accomplish in the future.

-He enjoys reading, but barely has time to read due to him always working. When he does get free time he spends it with you, and when you are tired he will read to you, or next to you so you can read along with him.

-When you are upset, Kylo gets really angry, disappointed, and wants to know immediately what caused it so he can fix it. He can get so mad he starts to get hostile and you have to calm him down. Once he is calm he will listen to your problems and softly embrace you (something very rare for him).

-You are one of the only people that has ever seen Kylo smile, because he views smiling as a weakness, but around you he can’t help but smile.

-Kylo is very possessive; he wants you to be his doesn’t want to “share” you. He can sometimes subconsciously use the force on others or take out his lightsaber when you are talking to them, usually out of his own insecurity, because he is so scared of loosing you to someone else.

-He is extremely possessive around General Hux. When he see’s you talking to him or around him, he gets especially jealous. He has warned Hux before about talking to you, so when Hux does talk to you, He can get very angry even to the point of breaking things.

-Kylo barely ever shows public displays of affection, unless he is feeling jealous, self-conscious, or particularly proud. When he does it is just a simple gesture such as holding your hand.

-Kylo tries to break stuff when you are not around because he doesn’t want you to see him at that low.

-He makes sure that nobody will hurt you, and will stop at nothing for your safety.

-Kylo sleeps without a shirt on, and if the bed is smaller his feet usually hang off the end of it.

-He definitely just prefers your presence than making small talk. he will hold you tightly and softly kiss you when you two have personal free time instead.

-When calming down Kylo, he can sometimes have a breakdown, so you would have to reassure him that everything is going to be all right and you aren’t going to leave him.

-Kylo has been told that love was a weakness, so every once in a while, he will become distant and this is where most of your arguments come from. Then he realizes what a mess he is without you and profoundly apologizes for ignoring you.

-He tries his best to be nice and kind to you, but it really is a struggle for him. When he loves though it is definitely real, and would do anything for you to love him back. 

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Oh, you’re crying.”
  • “You’re so distracted lately.”
  • “Just pretend I’m seducing you.”
  • “I love you, and I’m here to help.”
  • “Oh my god, you are so offensive.”
  • “Who’s the new guy? I don’t trust him.”
  • “I think they’re modern classics. Okay?”
  • “I decided to put happiness before success.”
  • “Every time we talk I’m really just thinking about myself.”
  • “For some reason, you’re now on the top of my ‘to-do’ list.”
  • “Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not.”
  • “There you go. You happy now? You’ve got something on me.”
  • “I actually think it’s kind of nice. It almost makes you seem human.”
  • “See? There is love in your life. You just have to know where to find it.”
  • “I’ll say it first because I should. I was more wrong. I was the more wronger one.”
  • “I don’t mind being alone with my thoughts. I’m totally fine alone with my thoughts.”
  • “I really want to tell you that I’m sorry, and I really want to tell you that I am the worst.”
  • “Look, I know something’s been up with you lately, and I want to know what it is. Really.”
  • “I don’t like that about myself. When I see it on somebody else, I find it even more repulsive.”
Surprising No One

Are we still doing things for phantomrose96‘s ‘it’s not gay if he’s dead’ thing TOO LATE DID IT ANYWAY

Tucker clinically scrolled through his phone as he noisily sipped from his mixed soda-fountain concoction. “It’s official, dude: half of the school wants to jump your bones.”

Danny slammed his head on their usual booth’s table. “This is it. This is what finally destroys me. Move over Ghost King, it’s my real nemesis: necrophilic memes.” 

Homoerotic necrophillic memes,” Tucker corrected him.

Thank you, Tucker.”

“I got ya, dude,” he went back to his phone and noisy straw sucking.

“I’m honestly surprised something like this didn’t happen sooner,” Sam said. “You’ve been flying around in a skintight black jumpsuit for the past three years saving a bunch of hormonal teenagers like a real-life superhero. What did you think was going to happen?”

“I dunno. A fan club, some webcomics, girls with my face on their shirts? I wasn’t really thinking of that in the middle of stopping all the murder-happy ghosts trying to- wait is my jumpsuit really that tight?”

Sam told Tucker. “Break it to him gently.”

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