wanted this so bad as a kid

anonymous asked:

everyone always talks about rfa and babies, but what about rfa and toddlers? i honestly think that toddlers would be more difficult than babies but i'm not a parent, who knows lol

Oh anonny, anything dealing with the Mystic Messenger crew and their children I always go overboard and this request is no exception! These turned out ridiculously long so I’m sorry to everyone in advance! I also want to thank everyone for the name suggestions for the kids, I sincerely liked all of the suggestions and the help is greatly appreciated! Anyways, I loved writing this one so I hope that you enjoy!! ^^


Yoosung

  • Yours and Yoosung’s son Byul was quite a handful to say the least
  • He was a bundle of energy since the day he was born and it was especially shown through his toddler years
  • Byul would run around the house shouting gibberish and when you told Yoosung to discipline his child, he tried but never succeeded as he thought he was a bad father
  • You needed some girl time so you and Jaehee planned a day trip together leaving Byul in the hand’s of Yoosung
  • The second you said your goodbyes to your husband and son, Byul ran to the master bedroom, jumping wildly on the bed
  • “Byul calm down! Just because mommy isn’t here doesn’t mean you can act crazy! You’re going to get hurt!” Yoosung said as he tried to control his crazy son
  • But Byel ended up falling off the bed, crying his little eyes out as Yoosung went into panicked doctor mode
  • After making sure Byul didn’t have any injuries, he told his son in a firm voice that he had to listen to him to which Byul nodded and wrapped his small arms around Yoosung’s neck
  • Yoosung smiled and gently carried his son to his computer chair, sitting him down on his lap and started playing LOLOL - Byul’s eyes widened in wonder and every time Yoosung would beat a monster, Byul’s tiny hands would fly up in the air as he’d exclaim “Daddy’s the best!”
  • Yoosung’s heart soared as he and his son spent the rest of the night playing video games as his son cheered for him
  • You came home, expecting to see the house in ruins, but instead saw Yoosung and Byul laying in bed together surrounded by pillows and stuffed animals
  • From then on, Yoosung became a more strict but still loving parent to Byul, who was still a ball of energy but loved watching his father play video games or reading him bedtime stories with animals in them
  • Yoosung smiled at you, thinking that maybe he really could be a good father to Byul

Zen

  • Yours and Zen’s son Jun-Ho was a mini looking Zen but with none of his personality
  • Jun-Ho was an extremely shy and anxious toddler, hating the limelight and attention that he received by being a famous actor’s son
  • Even though Jun-Ho was shy, when it was just you, Zen, and himself he’d become a screamer
  • If Zen tried telling him ‘no’ then Jun-Ho would scream at the top of his little lungs and Jun-Ho’s singing and screaming voice was awful
  • Your son would wake up from his sleep because of a nightmare, screaming while doing so, resulting in a lot of sleepless nights for Zen
  • Zen would lay in bed with his boy as his son would curl into his father’s embrace as Zen said “It’s alright Jun-Ho, daddy’s here. I’ll protect you from the nightmares so don’t worry okay? I’ll even sing to you until you fall asleep.”
  • Jun-Ho was also extremely clingy to both you and Zen, he’d typically need to have one of you by his side or he’d become an anxious crying mess
  • But Zen realized that his son loved dressing up in both your’s and Zen’s clothing, often giggling when he’d see Jun-Hon wearing one of his leather jackets paired with your skirt
  • Zen could see the happiness in Jun-Ho’s eyes when he’d dress up so Zen started to encourage his boy and would even dress up with him at times with
  • Jun-Ho would say “Daddy looks good!” When dressing Zen up and the silver man had to admit, for a toddler his son really knew how fashion worked
  • No matter how shy or clingy your son was, Zen would always make sure that Jun-Ho would feel love from him as he tried to be the best father that he could

Jaehee

  • Your’s and Jaehee’s daughter Min-Ji was a good mix of the two of your’s personality with a huge temper mixed in
  • If Min-Ji didn’t get what she wanted, she would throw a huge temper tantrum causing both you and Jaehee major headaches
  • Min-Ji also had a habit pulling people’s hair, with Jaehee sometimes wishing that she would have kept her hair shorter
  • But Jaehee already had to take care of the RFA boys on her own before, since they’re basically toddlers themselves, so dealing with her little daughter wouldn’t be a big deal
  • Jaehee was always firm but kind towards Min-Ji, scorning her when needed but also showing her plenty of love
  • “It wasn’t very nice to pull mommy’s hair now was it Min-Ji. You should go apologize to her and if you’re truly sorry, then we can do something fun together.” Jaehee would strictly tell her daughter
  • Since your birthday was coming up, Jaehee decided that for apologizing to you, Min-Ji could help her bake a cake
  • Jaehee noticed how much fun her daughter had while making the cake and how calm she was, realizing that maybe baking was her passion
  • She let Min-Ji decorate the cake once it was baked, Jaehee giggled at her messy creation as her daughter exclaimed “Mommy will love it!”
  • You walked into the kitchen, startling the two girls, and complimented Min-Jo’s decorating, giving Jaehee a quick kiss as you noted that she finally found something to calm your daughter down
  • Jaehee lifted Min-Ji into the air and held her close to her as she thought being a mother to Min-Ji was the best feeling in the world

Jumin

  • Your’s and Jumin’s daughter Nari was the definition of beauty, grace, and sass
  • Nari was typically a good toddler and was very calm, except when it came to Elizabeth the Third
  • Your daughter was obsessed with cats, making Jumin one proud father, but that meant she’d never let Elizabeth out of her sight
  • As she got older, she would take Elizabeth with her everywhere and she ended up ignoring you and Jumin
  • Jumin wanted to spend time with his three favorite girls but Nari seemed to never want to be around him, making Jumin concerned
  • Nari was also a fan of arts and crafts and one day accidentally spilled red paint on Elizabeth’s fur
  • When Jumin went over to clean Elizabeth, Nari looked at him in fear as she started crying, making Jumin realize that she was intimidated by him and that he wasn’t being a good father
  • After cleaning up Elizabeth, Jumin sat down with Nari, who was cuddling her Elizabeth look-a-like plushie, as he apologized to her
  • “I know that I haven’t been around lately to spend time with you and your mother and for that, I’m sorry Nari. Why don’t me, you, your mother, and Elizabeth spend the night together okay? I don’t say it enough it I love you my little Sapphire.” Jumin said as he sat his little girl on his lap with her smiling at her nickname
  • From then on, Jumin cut his work hours down to spend more time with his family, which usually ended up being Nari drawing pictures for Jumin to hang up everywhere
  • You and Jumin would tuck Nari into bed every night with Elizabeth at her side, with Jumin determined to become the best father that he could be

Seven

  • Your’s and Seven’s child Sae-yoon was surprisingly a good boy, until you weren’t around
  • Sae-yoon was a huge mama’s boy, he’d constantly be by your side making Seven slightly jealous
  • But when it was just Seven and Sae-yoon, the toddler loved making a mess of things for Seven to clean up after
  • Sae-yoon would smack Seven’s computer screens, tangle the wires, and spill his fruit juice all over his father’s electronics
  • Seven isn’t very good at disciplining Sae-yoon, he doesn’t want to end up like his own parents but you encourage Seven that some firm words were sometimes needed as a father
  • Much to Seven’s shock, every time he’d try to show his son something on the computer, Sae-yoon would yell and throw his little fists at the screen
  • He even tried to make his son some homemade meals but Seven was stunned when his son threw a bag of Honey Buddy Chips at his father
  • Seven was about to give up until he saw his son in his bed, frustrated as he tried to read a storybook to himself
  • Sae-yoon was about to start crying until Seven walked in, laying down next to his son and took the book from him as he dramatically read the story as his son giggled
  • “I see that you’re more interested in books then computer Sae-yoon and that’s alright! I’m still going to teach you about computers when you’re older but for now, you’re going to hear all kinds of crazy stories from me, the great 707 to you, my little 505!” Seven told his son as he lifted him in the air, both boys laughing
  • Every night you would tuck your son into bed and listen to Seven’s insane stories, acting out all of the parts and usually ending up tickling his son at the end to tire him out and Sae-yoon would always say “Daddy tells the best stories!“
  • Seven, tired himself from the crazy story-telling, would thank you for supporting him as he promised that he’d be the greatest father to his son

                      so first, let’s all agree to ignore this super lame edit. 

a little over a year ago i decided to start watching this show. there were two seasons on netflix, and the third had already aired two episodes. i fell in love so quickly ??? i stayed up so late and ended up watching, i believe, the first six episodes. and, i’ve made it so clear before that i hated bellamy with a deep passion. i had my own personal blog and had followed so many t1OO blogs. i didn’t understand how so many people loved his character? he was selfish and didn’t actually care about any of those kids. he only wanted to save his own ass. but then, i watched ‘ my sister’s keeper ’ and was all like ; “okay. maybe he’s not so bad. he definitely cares about his bby sister and that’s pretty adorable.” but, what really did it in for me was that scene with fox in the mountain. i fell so hard. and, here we are !!!  

anyways, thank you all so much for following me and writing with me. it’s been my favorite thing. and to all of you who stuck with me when i disappeared for a few months, and then through the url change ( because that took a long ass time to figure out ) i just want you to know how much i appreciate you and how much i adore every single one of you. somehow, this has been one muse who has always stuck with me. even when i’ve lost my motivation or confidence, somehow i still wanted to be here.

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My kid had a “talent show” for her daycare last night. It was pandemonium and I think I had some insight as to why elementary school was difficult for me. I hate disorder! It was making me so anxious that the damned audience wasn’t being quiet for the kids (these were grown-ups for pete’s sake!). I hate when people don’t “follow the rules”. Yeah, I was a fun kid.

Anyway, not the point of my post. Point is some of the older children did a dance routine. Is it bad of me that I never want to put my girl in dance? I just can’t handle how sexualized six year olds are made to be. Will she miss out on a right of passage being denied this?

I can’t imagine that I’d be much fun for the other dance moms. But it’s not about me. Am I projecting my own discomfort too much?

Maybe I am just not much fun?

I’m thinking about going to schooling for teaching next year 🤔 I really like history, social studies, creative writing and English so probably I’d teach those. I just feel like I gotta get on with my life and I’ve been sitting around doing shit all for so long. It’s so terrible not knowing what you want to do in life lol but I just got this burst of motivation and I used to want to teach. Also I had a bad high school experience so I wanna be there for kids like me in school

anonymous asked:

ive been told alot of conflicting stuff about what i want to major in. i was told that a psychology major will lead to no jobs, so im planning on either doing a double major in psych and social services ( so i can work with at-risk kids) or going to med school for psychiatry. im afraid of med school, ive always been bad at math+science and the depression statistics are... scary, to say the least, for someone with depression issues. advice on this major?

I think the double major is a great idea, it should open a lot of pathways and you can get your goal of working with at-risk kids. 

But ultimately I think the difference is do you want to spend a lot of time talking with patients and working with them using non-medication strategies or do you want to be able to prescribe medications.  

The depression will be a thing to contend with regardless of which path you take. You’ll need to keep an eye on your energy levels and do your best to arrange your classes to suit your needs. 

-Lou the Lobster

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Random prompt starters

- “Alright who pressed the self destruct button? ”
- “I can soundly assure you he’s 90% dead.”
- “Does anyone have a spare blowtorch.”
- “If we’re about to die right now I want you the know…”
- “So I may have used poison instead of sugar.”
- “What if I kissed you right now?”
- “You know what I changed my mind I’m not having kids.”
- “I probably should have though about the consequences of selling my soul first.”
- “There’s a perfectly good reason for all of these kittens.”
- “Don’t act like you’ve never seen a dead person talking before.”
- “Put your hands somewhere useful.”
- “So I’m either in hell or the heaters been left on for too long.”
- “I told you this would be a bad idea.”

Fall Out Boy Songs for the Signs

ARIES: Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today // Breaking hearts has never looked so cool, as when you wrap your car around a tree, your makeup looks so great next to his teeth

TAURUS: Centuries // Until you die for me, as long as there’s a light, my shadow’s over you, cause I am the opposite of amnesia, and you’re a cherry blossom, you’re about to bloom, you look so pretty, but you’re gone so soon

GEMINI: Miss Missing You // I will sing to you every day, if it will take away the pain, oh and I’ve heard you got it, got it so bad, cause I am the best you’ll never have

CANCER: Young and Menance // Oops I, did it again, I forgot what I was losing my mind about, oh, I only wrote this down to make you press rewind, and send a message: I was young and a menace

LEO: Bang the Doldrums // And I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me, the same way I think of you, this is a love song in my own way, happily ever after below the waist

VIRGO: Fame < Infamy // I am God’s gift but why would he bless me with, such wit without a conscience equipped, I’m addicted to the way I feel when I think of you, whoa, “There’s too much green to feel blue”

LIBRA: I’m Like a Lawyer with the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You) // We’re the new face of failure, prettier and younger but not any better off, bulletproof loneliness at best, at best

SCORPIO: I’ve Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song) // We’re the kids who feel like dead ends, and I want to be known for my hits, not just my misses, I took a shot and didn’t even come close, at trust and love and hope, and the poets are just kids who didn’t make it, and never had it at all

SAGITTARIUS: Death Valley // Cause we are alive, here in death valley, but don’t take love off the table yet, cause tonight it’s just fire alarms and losing you, we love a lot so we only lose a little

CAPRICORN: Tiffany Blews // Oh baby, you’re a classic, like a little black dress, you’re a faded moon, stuck on a little hot mess 

AQUARIUS: Hum Hallelujah // I thought I loved you, it was just how you looked in the light, a teenage vow in a parking lot, ‘til tonight do us part, I sing the blues and swallow them too

PISCES: Golden // Tongues on the sockets of electric dreams, where the sewage of youth drowned the spark of my teens, and I knew that the lights of the city were too heavy for me

I hate how everyone assumes Jason Todd would be a bad father and not know how to take care of his kids so he’d need his family to teach him how to be a proper father, like b*tch please. Jason would be the best dad and you know it.

He’d be the kind of dad who lets his son do a messy science experiment he saw at school, and when they get green slime all over the kitchen table, Jason just laughs and cleans it up after instead of getting angry. He’d be the kind of dad who goes to every baseball game, every ballet recital, and every concert. He’d be the kind of dad who tells his kid he works with the Tooth Fairy every night instead of admitting the truth that he’s the Red Hood because he doesn’t want them to think he’s a bad guy. He’d be the kind of dad who makes smiley face pancakes in the morning if his kid asks for it and belts out Disney songs while he does so. He’d be the kind of dad who lets his daughter put a bunch of tiny ponytails in his hair, and then goes to the manor like that because she made him promise not to. And when his brothers laugh at him, he just laughs along because it was totally worth seeing the proud smile on his little girl’s face when she admired her handiwork. 

Screw all of you people, Jason Todd would be the best father ever, which of course he learned all from Bruce and Alfred. That paired with the fact that he had a crappy childhood, so he does whatever he can to ensure his own children don’t have to suffer like he did. 

I’ll just be sharing some choice dialogue from my kid cousins as they watched SU Wanted because it encapsulates all the gut feelings so darn well.

The theory of what happens next as told by my 8 year-old cousin:

After they finish hugging, Steven will tell everything that happened. And then they’re all going to be like, “WHAAT” and Connie will say, “You left Lars!? We have to go back for him!”

So they all go back through Lion’s mane (my ten year-old cousin shouts “WITH SADIE”) and go to Homeworld then they see Lars and the new gems. Then they have adventures on Homeworld and then everybody goes home the end. 

On all the Lars-will-die theories, my ten year-old cousin says 100% calmly:

If Rebecca Sugar makes Lars die I’m going to be very angry with her.

She also says:

Steven’s life is so complicated. If everyone expected that much of me, I would be crying already.

And this gem, after watching Lars’ Head she says:

Can you play the next episode please? (And when I said there wasn’t one yet) Now I’m sad. If I didn’t watch the episodes I wouldn’t be sad but then if I didn’t watch the episodes I would be sad I didn’t watch them.

Both my cousins have been going on and on since then about how it’s as if there’s no clear “bad guy” in the show. It does my heart so much joy. 

So do the really really loud NOOOOOOOOOOOO’s every time something bad happens to anyone at all.

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Happy 26th birthday, Thiago! (11.04.1991)

Billboard: Niall Horan Braces for Stardom Outside One Direction, With Advice From Justin Bieber & The Eagles

When Niall Horan decided to move from London to Los Angeles in early 2016, it’s no surprise that he chose a house in Laurel Canyon, the epicenter of ’60s folk-rock culture. Horan was the one ­toting a guitar in One Direction, the British boy-band juggernaut that was just then going on a hiatus, and he’s got the soul of a singer-songwriter: He’s charismatic, witty and sensitive, but also easygoing and no-nonsense. Viewed alongside his bandmates – born rock star Harry Styles, “sensible one” Liam Payne, “funny one” Louis Tomlinson, moody R&B prince Zayn Malik – Horan, 23, is sort of like the middle brother: the most ­approachably handsome, the second-most popular across social media (29 million Twitter followers; 19 million on Instagram) and the most likely to lust after a gig at the historic Los Angeles rock club The Troubadour. “Playing for, like, 500 people. What more do you want?” says Horan. “I’ve had some good moments with screaming ­teenagers, but I like when the room is completely dead. It’s a ­different kind of respect. People are actually listening.”

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imagine life in wanna one dorm

- winkdeep rooming together 

- guanlin sneakily switching room keys to be jihoon’s roommate 

- pretends not to understand korean when they tell him he cant just switch roommates just because he wants to room with jihoon

- daehwi wanting to room with baejin but jihoon already claimed

- jihoon leaving out every morning proud of his outfit while the rest look on confused ((guanlin would say woah at everything his hyung does))

- jisung the naggy mom making them pack their mess every morning

- ongniel rooming together and stay up late for heart to heart talk 

- splitting up ongniel just for the banter then them moving back to the same room after laughing haha wdym ongniel not rooming together

- sungwoon constantly mocked for being shorter than the maknae

- woojin hiding his laugher at hyung line’s not so innocent jokes

- hyungs realise woojin isnt as innocent as he seems and teaches him the interesting way of life

- jisung and jaehwan team up to tell ghost stories at night to scare the babies

- ong stays up all night thinking imagining the scenes while kids are sound asleep

- wakes daniel up bcos he doesnt want to be alone but all he gets is a satoori ramble of sleeptalking

- orders delivery and makes jaehwan pay for it since he’s the richest and “doesnt have to split money with an agency”

- jisung setting a bedtime “so the kids will grow” when really he just needs his beauty sleep his 27 year old bones need rest

- maknae line wakes up in the middle of the night because they heard scary noises when its just jaehwans psychotic laughter

- minhyun and sungwoon constantly playing nuest/hotshot’s music 

- jisung refusing to room with daniel again after his teeth grinding and sleeptalking woke him up at night

- jihoon and baejin want to room together but daehwi wants to room with baejin and guanlin wants to room with jihoon

- daehwi feels bad that woojin might be left out and wants woojin to room with him too

- not enough space in the room for so many love lines and woojin actually wanted to room with the hyungs instead of his childish dongsaengs

- daehwi trying to convince the young line that the living room is actually a good place for them sleep permanently bc it’ll be like a big sleepover

- actually just wants everyone to be together all the time

- sungwoon bringing more things into the house than he did to 101 dorm

- stocks up the house with the same amount of food as they did for ioi but is finished before night time

- jisung didnt believe how messy guanlin could be and gets shocked at his luggage  

- minhyun glad that seonho isnt around to bother him 24/7

- secretly orders pizza and chicken to cube in the afternoon and late at night so that seonho can have his 5 meals a day

- guanlin invites forced to bring seonho to the dorm and byeongari chest bumps everyone but by the time he reaches his 10th hyung he realises one is missing

- minhyun is hiding in the room, tired of him after 5 seconds of meeting

- ong and jisung making everyday life a variety show

- jisung and jaehwan forced to un-room after the first night from disturbing the whole house with their mixture of psychopatic laughter and incessant talking

- daniel grinning non stop at how pretty the house is and secretly planning to smuggle his cats over

- daniel and woojin helping each other to make their satoori into a talent for variety shows 

- guanlin having so many things to say but cant express himself in korean

- one day explodes with a monologue in perfect korean and the whole team is sh00k by the maknaes speech

- guanlin is unstoppable after that day and joins savage line

- ong and jihoon pranking every member that enters their room with a new scenario everyday but they fall for it everytime

bonus *if seonho lived with them*

- wonders why he needs to be assigned the room when he’s going to sleep with hyungs anyway

- lies on minhyun’s bed bc his bed is too empty and drives minhyun so crazy he leave the room

-  minhyun returns and realises seonho fell asleep on his bed

- his roommate gets ready to record the moment where minhyun flips seonho off the bed but he just pulls the blanket over seonho and goes to sleeps on the couch

Imagine a species that doesn’t really touch each other. They’ll do it if necessary, but they don’t high five, don’t shake hands, don’t hug— not even their young.

And then two members of this species adopt a human baby and a doctor explains to them “it’s very important that you touch it a lot. You’ve probably only met human adults before and they don’t touch each other much-” (the Grycen couple shoot each other a glance— all the humans they’ve met seem to be constantly holding hands, leaning against each other or even pressing their mouth parts together— apparently it’s called ‘kissing’ and it seems very unhygienic) “but with human infants you have to touch them a lot, otherwise it’s really bad for them.”

So of course the Grycen want to do everything they can for their new little younglet, so they start spending a few moon cycles (their moon taking about one and a half human hours to go around their planet) each day just stroking their kid— like you would a cat. It feels nice actually, once you get past how weird it is. Humans might call themselves 'naked apes’, but they’re actually covered in a very fine layer of hair, it’s almost invisible when they’re young, that feels wonderfully smooth when you run your paws over their limbs and back. The thicker hair that starts to grow a few months in (the doctor says it’s perfectly normal) feels softer— more like the thick hair that runs over the Grycen’s bodies.

Soon one of the Gryce parents, whose job often means they have to interact with humans, finds that they have to stop themselves from stroking their coworkers as well.

Even when the kid is past the age where touching is vital, her parents will occasionally find themselves stroking her absentmindedly— though now they’re often met with a cry of “ stop it! You’re messing up my hair!” Except when she’s upset or ill, that is. Then, for some reason, she’s fine with it.

Later on, the kid meets more humans and, eventually, falls in love. She and her boyfriend have a baby, a little boy, and the boyfriend is always kind of confused when he catches his girlfriend standing over their son’s crib, stroking him like you would a cat.