I asked her out six times in thirty seconds. She said yes after the third one but none of them felt right so I had to keep going. On our first date I spent more time organizing my food by color than I did eating it. Or fucking talking to her. But she loved it. She loved that I had to kiss her goodbye sixteen times, or twenty-four times if it was Wednesday. (…) When we moved in together, she said she felt safe. Like no one would ever rob us because I //definitely// locked the door. (…) Now, I just think about who else is kissing her. I can’t breathe because he only kisses her once. He doesn’t care if it’s perfect! I want her back so bad– I leave the door unlocked. I leave the lights on.
But guys just imagine, Talon gets word somehow that their developing some of the most innovative robotics technology in Numbani. They send out a few agents, maybe just Reaper and Sombra, to kidnap this so called ‘modern-day genius’ so that Talon can either convince them to work for them or just brainwash them into service. Expecting some old guy just like their last few missions they arrive at the robotics lab thinking this will be quick, only to be confronted by some eleven year old who kindly asks that they put the smaller robots back where they found them. Reaper, being Reaper, just pulls out his shotguns and gives the kid five seconds to run before things get 'loud’.
But no. Instead, she just smiles at the two, pulls out the controller from behind her back, and all you hear is the sound of machinery sprinting to life as she gladly gives them an example of just how advanced these new robotics really are.
I’d say the fight lasts a good two minutes? And all that’s left in the end is some discarded shotguns and some very colorful Spanish expletives when a certain hacker finds she can’t hack into a single device in the room.
There’s your template Blizzard, now go do something with it.