On the topic of dragons and dinosaurs, in middle school/high school(I don’t remember when) I had an idea for a story about dinosaurs having been “created by nature” to destroy dragons, and scientists had to bring back dinosaurs Jurassic park style because the dragons returned after 66 million years of being trapped in dirt.
Last night something really funny happened that is somewhat embarrassing for myself but it’s so hilarious I’ve been cracking up about it all day. Thus, I must share it.
I dreamed I was trying to concoct a recipe for banana daiquiris. I knew it needed to have bananas and coconut rum in it, but there was an elusive third ingredient that would really elevate it. I tried as hard as I could to remember what it was.
The answer came to me and I jolted awake. I nudged my sleeping husband and whispered excitedly,
And as soon as the words were out of my mouth, I realized that, holy shit, I have no idea where they came from, because I knew it was supposed to be vanilla yogurt. So I hastily tried to correct myself while my husband muttered, “What are you talking about,” but he was probably asleep the whole time anyway. I was so surprised I had to write the words down in my phone so I wouldn’t forget. Even throughout the day I had to go back and look at it, because I couldn’t remember what I had said.
Yeah, sleep is weird, dreams are weird, I am weird. Life is fun!
I’ve been trying to learn German for so long and I really want to practice and get better but I’m still terrible so the idea of asking someone to, like, talk with me to help me practice just seems like a terrible idea.
I would just like it to be put on record that the reason I am now dead is all the fault of Jeffrey Dean Morgan and his portrayal of Jason Crouse in The Good Wife…..holy hell..! Those looks, that confidence and swagger, that smile/smirk - and that voice! What I would let that man do to me……**swoon**
Lmao my pitifully small collection bc my childhood movies were sold! I used to have empire records and every season of buffy and the sopranos for example. these were all under $5 food lion finds from the last year RIP
i think i was 8 or 9 but i had just listened to kelis’ milkshake for the first time and i thought it was so catchy that it was the only song id listen to for weeks. id just replay it over and over again and that was the only thing going through my mind
so my friend calls me up, wanting to invite me over or talk about school or the jonas brothers or smth,, i cant remember but during every pause no matter how small id just sing the milkshake chorus
she got really annoyed and would tell me to stop but id keep doing it cos idk it comforted me
after maybe 10 choruses of milkshake my grandma, who was ironing clothes behind me just screams at me to shut up,, like she loses her fucking mind. i think she smacked the phone out of my hand?? but she told me to never sing milkshake again and i actually havent sang that song since then