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Scenario by @sparklyfaerie: PREGAME BOTW: 

-Zelda is going through the functions on the Sheikah Slate, trying to figure out what they do.
 -He turns his back for two seconds to check their surroundings for threats, and he hears her ask, “Oh, what does this do?” and turns around to look and finds her teleporting away in a shower of blue.
-HE THROWS A FIT -He obviously looks for her before he loses his cool but frankly he doesnt trust that sorcery thing and he is fully under the impression that she deleted herself from existence
-He goes to one of the labs and is like !!!!!!!! Bring her back!!!!!!!
-But ofc Purah has no clue what to do
 -his princess is dead. GONE. He’s gonna get so fucking fired
-or killed. That too. His dad is gonna be so pissed -Link goes back into the castle trying to figure out how to tell the king his daughter deleted herself
-He goes to her study to idk pay his respects and there she is . Feverishly writing in her notebook
-“Oh, glad you caught up. I just made the most magnificent discovery!”
-he just collapses. DONE.
-she turns when she hears the thud and is like ??? Are you quite all right???
-And he’s like “I’m quite fine, thank you your grace” from the ground
-“I’d like to retire, at your leave?”
-And she’s not even paying attention anymore she’s back to writing and kinda waves her hand at him
-so he just goes back to his bed and SCREAMS

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Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #0

I really appreciated all the little nods to Clint’s deafness in this issue. I’m glad other writers are acknowledging it and it’s not just a temporary thing in Fraction’s run. I also enjoy the fact that Wade apparently knows sign language.

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- I’ll be honest, Jason. It’s nice seeing you being a better big brother to Bizarro– than I was to you. 

- You did okay, Dick. You deserve more credit than I ever gave you. 

Red Hood and the Outlaws Annual #1 (2017)

tony stark, a certified baby-cuddler

everyone needs more tony and babies in their life, right? have a fic. because tony canonically goes to hospitals and hugs babies who need it. (for mobile users, there’s a read-more after a few paragraphs)


Tony Stark isn’t new to kids, not exactly.

He’s always tried to visit paediatric wards when he had a moment, letting the kids play with the armours and telling them stories. He helped Reed and Sue with babysitting, and he remembers Val’s first attempts at building microprocessors. He held a newborn Danielle Cage in his arms and he marvelled at how tiny she was. He’s always glad to help his baby Avengers with homework.

He likes kids. He might never have his own, and he tells himself he’s made his peace with that, but he likes kids and he likes spending time with them, from babies and toddlers to I’m-not-a-kid-anymore teenagers.

And the moments he spends with kids never get any less special.

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okay but I want Link and Zelda as teachers at the same high school

  • imagine Link as a history teacher and Zelda as a law and government teacher
  • They share a wall. 
  • Zelda uses a more traditional lecture style, she teaches mostly advanced students and is generally well respected (if not a little feared. she’s kinda stern and expects a lot from her kids)
  • Link is the COMPLETE opposite. Every student in the school goes through his class, and he doesn’t have the patience (or the heart, he’s a huge softy) to reprimand anyone in the middle of his teaching
  • So he’s basically developed a strategy of acting out the history and using props to make it as active and entertaining as possible
  • He has a replica of the master sword that he swings around and uses as a pointer as well as the hat. He wears the hat every day during the Age of Heroes. 
  • Plus he has every. single. shield that every hero has used mounted on his wall above his whiteboard (he painted them himself) 
  • Anyway Link is obviously a very animated lecturer and Zelda regularly reprimands him afterwards (and sometimes DURING his class) about the fact that he and his class are being too loud and interrupting her teaching.
  • Link refuses to be put down, fondly calls her “Princess” because her name is Zelda (he’s that much of a history dweeb) and cheerfully goes back to exactly what he was doing before she started with him. 
  • Anyway one day Link pokes a bit of fun at Zelda saying that his students come from her class half asleep and he’s so loud just to get them to pay attention so maybe she should take a page out of his book
  • Zelda is NOT accepting of this information
  • He invites her to one of his classes and begrudgingly, just to prove him wrong, she goes
  • And wow. 
  • Link discussing battle strategy is the best thing she’s seen in years. He’s waving around his sword with his hat and his dopey grin and even the lowest performing students in the school are participating 
  • Of course it’s loud. They’re laughing. Students are shouting out the answers to his questions when he pauses in his re-enacting. 
  • He pulls out a fucking PIG MASK playing out ganondorf and that’s when Zelda realizes
  • yup
  • she’s in love

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IMAGINE A BOTW ZELINK PRINCESS AND THE FROG NOT-SO-AU
THIS COULD TOTALLY BE CANON

  • So let’s imagine after that one memory Link actually eats the frog because he wants to make her happy
  • Something happens, spoiler: it isn’t restorative
  • IT TURNS HIM INTO A FROG
  • botw zelda is equal parts horrified, equal parts fascinated 
  • Link on the other hand is like ?????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?!?!?!?!?!?
  • So Zelda whisks him off to Hateno and is like PURAH LOOK I’VE TURNED A MAN INTO A FROG, SO AWESOME BUT HELP ME CHANGE HIM BACK
  • And Purah is like GIRL what did I tell you, if you’re going to do crazy experiments do them on yourself, idk that we can fix this
  • Link: …………………….*sullen froak*
  • Zelda kinda glances nervously in his direction
  • Anyway she goes back to the castle and sits him down on a desk in the library while she goes to find books 
  • She comes back a little while later with a huge ass stack and starts reading through them
  • but the more she looks the more she realizes that it’s no use, there’s nothing on record that shows how to turn him back
  • It’s been hours, and she’s so exhausted that she starts to cry
  • Link-frog hops over to her hand and croaks
  • Link: :( !!!!!!!!
  • Anyway she kinda laughs, wipes away her tears, and picks him up in her hands
  • “I’ll figure out a way to get you back to me, don’t worry,” she says, and she presses a kiss right between his froggy eyes
  • AND IT TURNS HIM BACK
  • He falls out of her hands and off the table with a thump 
  • And when she looks over, there she is. On the ground. Covered in slime. COMPLETELY NAKED. 
  • After the initial shriek and the rush to cover her eyes, face blushing with mortification, the blood pumping in her ears settles enough that she can hear him laughing
  • And there
  • Right there
  • That’s when she first realizes she’s in love with him

what i love most about the addams family is how, when it comes to what everyone else thinks of them, they clearly have no fucks to give

gomez wants to play with toy trains and likes to stay home and be a hands-on parent with his kids, and that’s fine. morticia likes playing with crossbows and swords and being open with her sexuality and is totally confident in her own skin, and that’s fine. wednesday wants to grow up to entrance men with her womanly charms and dance naked in the town square, and her parents are like, “cool. just go to college and get an education first.” even when their son briefly seems to be “normal,” gomez and morticia are confused and don’t quite know how to handle it, but they adjust and try to encourage his interests and still treat him as well as they do their other children.

they’re just totally fine with going against societal norms and breaking traditional family roles, and it never even occurs to them to care what other people think. they’re happy being themselves and that’s what counts. and they never directly judge anyone else for being themselves either. they’re always friendly to their neighbors and are totally accepting towards a “normal” woman that cousin itt marries, treating her like a part of the family right away.

basically i strive to be as content with myself as the addams family is.

I WANT A ZELINK LAW FIRM AU 

  • The firm is named Nohansen, Harkinian and Dragmire LLP
  • Zelda’s parents founded the firm years ago and Ganondorf came on to be a partner later
  • Anyway there was no question that Zelda was going to be a lawyer she basically grew up in the office working on briefings for her parents
  • She got a 170/180 on the LSAT like what
  • But yeah so she’s been away at University/Law School for the last seven years but she comes back home to start working and her dad says “Gotcha babe you’re starting off as a junior associate just like everyone else we take out of law school” and she is PISSSSSSED
  • So her first day of work she is just steaming she wants to show her dad that she is the best. professional. awesome. so she comes in to work dressed to the nines hot suit and everything, her best jewelry, she spent 2+ hours in the bathroom this morning doing her hair and makeup 
  • And this guy in jeans and a stained t-shirt bumps into her in the hallway and she is like WHAT IS YOUR DEAL bc she’s in a pissy mood
  • “Well ex-CUSE me, Princess”
  • Yup I went there
  • Anyway he was working on the copier, which is jammed. She is irritated as hell. The secretary tells her where her office is (even though she’s a junior she gets an office because being the daughter of two named partners has SOME perks after all) and she goes to set up her stuff
  • But then the copier guy FOLLOWS HER and sits on top of the other desk in the room and starts asking what she’s all dressed for 
  • “My job. What are you dressed for?”
  • Cue shit eating grin. “My job. I just saved the copier.” 
  • “What a hero…” *eye roll* 
  • Anyway he leaves after a while and when she takes her lunch she’s asking another girl who the hell the custodians think they are around this office
  • And in comes copier boy in a suit that was probably worth more than one of her classes in law school, shaved, arms crossed, grinning
  • Introduces himself as Link Ordonson, the associate she’s been assigned to work under. 
  • “Get in the car, Princess, we’ve got a hearing at one.” 
  • SHE HAS TO SECOND CHAIR FOR THIS SMUG PIECE OF SHIT 
  • Plot would include Ganondorf trying to hostilely take over the firm
  • Zelda telling Link not to do things in trial
  • Link doing them anyway
  • Zelda filling in when Link does something really stupid and saving the day by winning cases
  • Zelda sitting at counsel table swooning over Link’s fine backside
  • Link sitting at counsel table swooning over Zelda’s fine backside
  • Link being a smug piece of shit
  • I could go on

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Unfinished painting of Minami……now time to go study ahhh

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folkin’ around // panic! at the disco

Buckle up kids I’m about to take you on a ride of want through a Zelink College AU

  • The college AU must be tactfully done or else it will seem mightily cliche
  • but take it from me. a college kid. this one will be no different
  • Zelda is a political science major
  • class president. goody two shoes. Catch her wearing a collared shirt underneath a sweater and pearls to class. like im not joking
  • Link is a history major
  • call him a dork and you’ll fucking get it. he is CAPTAIN of the fencing team u understand
  • anyway his friends have an album on facebook of all the times they’ve caught him asleep in the library. or in the lounge. or in class. his head is always buried in a history book
  • Sheik: “Dude if history puts you to sleep so bad maybe you should reconsider your major man” 
  • Spoiler: Link does not reconsider his major. 
  • Anyway Link and Zelda are probably floormates or something. They’ve been friends since freshman year when Zelda let a very drunk Link crash on her floor instead of risking the walk past the RA. 
  • She feeds him her leftovers when she has them and he in turn brings her ice cream from work when she is stressed out
  • She gives him her mealswipes when his run out. because of course they do. And she keeps him awake when they do homework
  • He cracks shitty jokes and listens to her speeches
  • No one understands how they are still friends because they have basically nothing in common and 1) his friends think she’s a stiff and 2) her friends think he’s a douche 
  • It’s because they are so fucking in love it’s gross
  • They fill the role of bf and gf for each other. Like Zelda goes to all of his tournaments (and she’s never caught DEAD at sporting events unless she has to) and he comes to her debates. Campaigns for her. Rubs her shoulders when she’s tense and listens to her complain about politics
  • But they’re NOT dating and anyone who SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT IT WILL GET DISMEMBERED. Mostly by Zelda. Every time anyone brings it up around Link he gets kinda pouty
  • Sheik: “Dude if you like her so much just fucking say so”
  • Spoiler: Link does not fucking say so
  • But then a guy asks Zelda out and Link goes into FULL JEALOUS MODE
  • Starts getting all touchy in public. Arm over the shoulder. Gives her his jacket. 
  • But of course he is not exactly tactful. He can’t just spit out what he wants
  • She goes on the date anyway because “if Link won’t date me I might as well date this guy” 
  • And she comes home and Link is trying really hard not to seem upset but he pretty much stops speaking to her
  • And finally after like a week of this bullshit like ???????? What the fuck? Why are you acting this way??
  • And he’s like “I just don’t think he’s right for you” because he can’t justify it anyway else
  • And she’s like ”um, well I like him!”
  • In reality her brain is going 2 million miles a second because what the hell what does this mean does he actually like me I thought I was too much of a dork like we’re friends and all but that’s probably just because i feed him and boys like being fed i can’t say anything about how i feel that’ll ruin everything and i’ll never speak to him again and this campus is so small how will i avoid him oh my god-
  • And like is like “Yeah well I like you” kinda aggravated and they’re both like
  • oh
  • shit

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