want for xmas

So how about an Otayuri mafia AU where Yurio is the rebellious troublemaker grandson of the mob boss and Otabek is hired to protect him (from himself, and others). Because I can’t stop thinking about it :’)

stammi vicino has been playing in my head for 72 hours

Christmas With the SepticEgos: Headcanons

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-Anti reluctantly getting gifts for people
-The gifts end up being like a dead rat or some shit
-Or Anti genuinely surprises them and gets something good
-Chase making cookies
-Marvin scolding Anti for trying to tell Chases kids that Santa isn’t real
-Anti being forcibly shoved into a Christmas sweater
-Anti ENJOYING HIMSELF and SMILING FUR REAL
-Chase convincing Stacy to come with them so that Anti can apologize
-Anti getting super flustered when he finds out that Chase and Schneps actually got him a gift after being such a douche
T H E C H R I S T M A S C A R D
- Physically dragging Anti into the photo
-Chase SMILING and holding his kids
-Schneeplestein refusing to get out of his Doctors outfit
-Jackaboy man posing dramatically
-Marvin the Magnificent making snow appear to make the picture look cool

SNOWBALL FIGHT SCENARIOS
-Schneeplestein playing with Chases kids while Chase plays with his
-Them nagging Anti to join them
-Chase acting just as immature as his kids
-Jackaboy man dodging like a bOSS
-Marvin quietly builds a bunch of tiny snowmen in the background
-Stacy making hot cocoa inside for when they finish

HERES THE KICKER

-Them getting everyone into the snowball fight, even the women, everyone’s having fun and stuff. Chase aims at Schneeplestein and misses, it hits Anti square in the face. Everything goes silent. Everyone expects him to flip out and go bonkers. Anti scoops a handful of snow and hits Chase right in the chest and starts lAUGING. Not a crazy laugh. JUST LIKE. A GENUINE LAUGH. Everyone is still in shock but they start the snowball fight again.

-Schneeps telling stories on Christmas Eve with his savage Russian accent and vigorous storytelling
-All of them drinking hot cocoa and laughing
-Anti falls asleep on the couch
-SOMEONE CARRYING ANTI BRIDAL STYLE INTO THE GUEST BEDROOM, PREFERABLY CHASE OR SCHNEEPLESTEIN

JUST. I WANT THIS. PLEASE. @therealjacksepticeye
I DONT EVEN KNOW IF ITS POSSIBLE. BUT IF IT IS. H O L Y S H I T

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Then one foggy earth-day eve, Pink Diamond came to say, “Jasper with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my palanquin tonight?” Then how the quartzes loved her, as they shouted out with glee: “Jasper the perfect beta, you’ll go down in history!”

AIRY ITS ONLY SEPTEMBER OMFG LOL also like, damn other quartzes shoulda been nice to her in the first place B^T im just sayin

Akaashi and Kenma from @shions-heart‘s fic Second Chances!!

I hope everyone is having a good break!

Shout-out to the mlm who are gonna be asked about bringing a girl home for the holidays

Shout-out to the wlw who are gonna be asked about bringing a boy home for the holidays

Shout-out to the trans kids being forced to present as their assigned gender who are going to be misgendered and misnamed

All of you are so strong and valid and I love every one of you. My blog is always a safe space for anyone who needs to talk. Especially during the holidays. You’re all amazing. Families can suck and holidays can be tough, but is temporary and you’ll make it through. I beleive in you

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so i was going through nodding my head at the cherik-ness of this list until i saw the real slim shady and now the image of rapper!charles will not leave my mind lol

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(here’s the song)

RUDE

What do you want for Christmas?
  • Santa : What do want for Christmas, kiddo?
  • Me : Uh... It's a long list, Santa.
  • Santa : Go ahead.
  • Me : *sighs* I want Tamlin to stop being a dick and wake the FUCK up. I want Cassian's gorgeous wings to heal. I want Azriel to be happy. I want Mor to realise that Azriel loves her. I want Amren to be free. I want Feysand to be FUCKING GET BACK TOGETHER. THEY'RE MARRIED AND ALL BUT SHE'S HALFWAY ACROSS THE DAMNED CONTINENT *mental breakdown*
  • Santa :
  • Me : That's only one series, Santa. I have shit ton more up my sleeves. I WANT MY DARLING, BABY, FIRE BREATHING BITCH QUEEN, AELIN ASHRYVER WHITETHORN-GALATHYNIUS TO NOT DIE. I want... MAEVE TO BURN IN HELL— wait. no. She has to suffer in the hands of Aelin's court first. That'll be cool. I want Lysaedion to happen. I want Elorcan to get back together. AND MANORIAN! *cries* PLEASE BE AN ACTUAL COUPLE. I want Rowan and his companions to not get hurt while saving Aelin. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR ?!
  • Santa :
  • Me :
  • Santa : Nope.
  • Me :
  • Santa :
  • Me :
  • Santa : Kiddo, we're on the same side.
  • Me : DAS RIGHT, SANTA.