wandissimo

Your fave is problematic

jaundissimo-magnifico

  • had never heard of the your fave is problematic meme until i referenced it to him one time, made me feel awkward explaining the joke
  • has fat Italian thumbs
  • gives off the Gay Vibe even though he’s straight like that’s just plain fraudulent
  • Threw me off guard big time when we first met by asking to shake my hand… then shake it again because he liked my handshake
  • Slept over my house and was gonna leave without telling me like some kinda one-night-stand
  • Walked in on me sleeping naked under a sheet, refused to believe I was, in fact, naked under the sheet
  • One time he laughed so hard during Cards Against Humanity that he got a headache and it made me sad
  • Too precious for this world