wand erections

My nighttime ritual

1. Watch 1d carpool karaoke
2. Thank not only God, but Jesus, for James Corden
3. Reaffirm my decisions throughout the day based on whether or not Harry Styles would approve of them
4. Run through them again, but based on if Louis would approve of them
5. For the regretful decisions, look at pictures of the actual sun, Louis Tomlinson
6. Have a small cry over rntm
7. Close my eyes and dream of the end of this stunt bullshit

mazeruhners  asked:

The wizarding world boyband you are looking for is "wand direction"

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME

IM LITERALLY IN TEARS IM LAUGHING SO HARD 

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NO WAIT WHAT IF WE CALL THEM WAND ERECTION 

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JUST IMAGINE 

WIZARDING WORLD BOYBANDS GIVE ME LIFE 

Has anyone ever considered the idea that Harry suggested the name one direction simply because it sounds so similar to wand erection and perhaps that’s why the announcer on X factor always announced them as one die-rection? That maybe they did that bit so much because of their accent but because they knew the boys joked about it and we’re trying to tamp down on that?