What I think:
Obi-Wan Kenobi never turned to the Dark Side even as he saw all his loved ones killed, the Jedi Order and the Republic he fought for destroyed, and the person who was his brother turned into a monster. He was a true hero of the Jedi and the Republic to the very end and safeguarded the last hope of the Galaxy and all the thanks he got was being the weird wizard who lives in a shitty hut in Tatooine just give him a spinoff movie he deserves to be happy please
REVENUE OF THE SITH: anakin and padmé skywalker work for jedi incorporated, rival company of the notorious sith enterprises. when anakin, an accountant, realizes there’s money going missing, he does some digging only to discover that palpatine, the ceo, is behind it
— and that he’s been hiding his alternate identity as sidious, the mysterious ceo of sith enterprises. palpatine blackmails anakin into keeping quiet, but the ugly truth comes to light when sith enterprises buys out jedi incorporated. can anakin redeem himself in the eyes of the friends and coworkers he’s betrayed? is it too late to save the company? and more importantly, is it too late to save anakin and padmé’s marriage?
okay, but imagine a prequels roleswap au where plo koon and his rebellious padawan ahsoka tano are the duo sent to naboo to settle with the trade federation. after plo’s death, ahsoka is the knight who takes anakin in.
imagine the adventures of snippy and skykid, the jedi master who won’t her padawan call her ‘master’ and the tiny child who won’t let her get away with ‘skykid.’ the council has so many stress headaches. so. many.
“master tano, it is unnecessary to allow your padawan extra blankets -” “YOU’RE UNNECESSARY” “padawan skywalker, please stop cuddling your master that is an innapropriate -” “BUT SHE’S SO WARM”
and then itty bitty teeny weeny, stickler-for-the-rules obi-wan kenobi gets apprenticed to anakin skywalker in the middle of a war, and, well.
@skyguy95 : because we need to delve into feels, more than SW already make us do?
AU where Padme either has enough strength to wake up after Vaderkin lashes out at her (she still believed there was good in him, the only one, even in her last moments in Rots) or arrives after they have been duelling. But she has some issues with Obi Wan.
These are separate AUs written by @swpromptsandasks one includes Darth Bro Red and Darth Bro Tol with another wonderful smolbiwan. The other is Obi-wan being forced into the Dark side and turning his sass inside out. Dark Obi-wan looks like walking frustration personified.