• Walter:Every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you I schedule it for March 31st.
  • Jack:Why?
  • Walter:Because I didn't think March 31st existed.
  • Jack:Today is March 31st.
  • Walter:I know. 30 days has September, April, March and November...
  • Jack:June and November. So then how many meetings do I have today?
  • Walter:Ninety-three.