so you have the batfam, right? and we all know that bruce and clark are in love, so there’s ur superfam/batfam tie in, and since bruce & clark are the “heads” of their respective families, that means that the superfam and batfam are now the superbatfam and are the same thing. following me? good.
and we know that dick is in love with wally, which means that the batfam and the flash fam are tied together, and since barry & bruce love their kids (dont tell me wally isn’t barrys kid i won’t hear of it), an effort is made to combine the bat & flash fam. so the superbatfam and the flash fam are connected. still following?
that leaves jason, who’s in love with roy, and since bruce loves his son but hates oliver and oliver loves his son and hates roy, and also roy hates oliver (and jason hates bruce but like, not really) the arrow and bats combine via dinah, who’s–wait for it–in love with babs. so the arrowfam is tied to the batfam via dinah, who’s a part of the arrow fam whether or not she’s dating ollie, and roy.
roy & jason are, of course, dating kyle, who’s a lantern, and therefore you have the lanterns claiming to be tied to the superbatarrowflash fam, as well. still with me?
and steph & kara & cassie are in love, which is relevant because cassie is in the wonderfam, and diana is bff with bruce and clark and donna is bff w dick, so naturally the bats & wonders are one & the same now.
obvs tim is dating kon & whatnot, but the superfam is already connected, & cass is dating harper–a bat–so now all we have to do is remember that the bats, supers, arrows, lanterns flashes, and wonders are all one big family. still with me? good.
now i want you to close your eyes and imagine the thanksgivings.
in a group meeting or something without any of the batkids, whatever they are talking about gets forgotten as supergirl and superboy starts to argue on which robin was the best robin.
superboy insists its robin 3. supergirl says its the super amazing robin 4 - the female robin. things get heated up. the other heroes are just looking at them. then superboy takes out a bunch of photos of robin 3. supergirl won’t let herself get left behind. she takes out robin 4 photos and spoiler and batgirl photos. its a mess as the two compliment, place in a pedestal and shows amazing, embarrassing, sexy pics of their robin fave.
wally is approaching with his own album of robin 1. roy wonders if jay will kill him if he shows the few photos he has of him as his run as robin 2.
they’d all better run when b gets there and finds out about this little competition
- wHERE IS KALDUR
-WHERE IS MGANN
-WHERE IS ZATANNA??¿
-whERE IS BARBARA???!?¿
-daddy nightwing is back god bleSS
-my sweet pumpkin pie stephanie is coming i am reDIE
-jason todd best be coming back or imma flip my shit
-please pleaSe make red hood and the outlaws a thing
- gAY??!!!!! gay 😘😘
-bluepulse is the one thing i want most in this world
-protect damian wayne at all costs please he is a smol bean
-can we have mgann and superboy back please
-ROY BEING A DAD!!!!
-teen titans crew coming through am i right
- last but not least:
BRING MY SON WALLY RUDOLPH WEST BACK