wallace breen,

Been thinkin about this game again ❤ It’s been roughly four years since I did this thing over here and it’s absolutely showing its age lol

Tbh I just wanted to draw some fun profiles again, I don’t think I ever actually realized how ~~handsome~~ Barney is, that boi is fine

so i did hunger games sim and

basica l l y

GORDON DONT WE NEED HL3

hl2 ep 2 summarized

good. die weenie. die.

um.

DING DONG THE WEENIE’S DEAD

okay thats. thats quite in character. but sad.

things that need to happen in hl3: this

IZZY WHY?????

izzy. izzy are yo u o k

DONT

same here gordon

Half Life - character’s name meanings part  1

[part 1][…]

While part 1 contains their names’ meanings and origins, part 2 will focus on their further analysis. I will post it in the near future.


HL1 + expansions characters’ names

Gordon - “Green hill”, “From the cornered hill”, “From the marshes“, from Scottish

Barney - ( Bernard ? Barnaby ? ) “Strong as a bear”, “Comfort”, “Brave”, from Ancient Germanic

Adrian - “Black”, “Dark”, from Latin

Gina - “Great”, “Well born”, from Italian

Colette - “Victorious”, “Necklace”, from French

Richard - Brave power“, from Ancient Germanic


HL2+ episodes characters’ names

Alyx - ( Alexandra ) “Defender of man/mankind”, from Ancient Greek

Eli - “Defender of man”, “Ascension”, “My god”, from Hebrew

Isaac - “Laughter”, “He laughs”, from Hebrew

Wallace - “Foreigner”, “Stranger”, “From Wales”, from Scottish and English

Judith - “Young”, “The praised one”, “Woman from Judea”, from Hebrew

Arne - “Eagle”, from Ancient Scandinavian


Small extra

Azian - ( Azyan ) “Virtue”, “Adornments”, from Arabic

  • Dr. Wallace Breen: How could one SJW slip through your force's fingers, time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or a... highly trained civil liberties advocate we are discussing. Gordon Freeman is a thought-policing Tumblrina who had hardly earned the distinction of humanities major, at the time of the Quinnspiracy incident.

anonymous asked:

Would you please sort the Portal/Half Life universe characters?

Half-Life:

Gordon Freeman: Ravenclaw
The G-Man: Slytherin
Barney Calhoun: Hufflepuff
Adrian Shephard: Gryffindor
Dr Rosenberg: Ravenclaw

Half-Life 2:

Alyx Vance: Ravenclaw
Dog: Hufflepuff
Dr. Isaac Kleiner: Ravenclaw
Dr. Eli Vance: Hufflepuff
Dr. Arne Magnusson: Slytherin
Dr. Wallace Breen: Slytherin
Dr. Judith Mossman: Slytherin
Father Grigori: Ravenclaw
Colonel Odessa Cubbage: Hufflepuff

Portal:

GLaDOS: Slytherin
Chell: Slytherin
Cave Johnson: Gryffindor
Doug Rattmann/Ratman: Ravenclaw

Portal 2:

Wheatley: Hufflepuff
ATLAS: Gryffindor
P-body: Ravenclaw

Decay:

Collete Green: Gryffindor
Gina Cross: Ravenclaw 

-Justin (Slytherin)