wall slogans

The Survey Corps Make a Time Capsule p. 1
  • Levi: Okay, brats. What have you chosen to put in the time capsule?
  • Jean: These are my mom’s diaries. She lived in Trost all her life and recorded everything she ever did.
  • Connie: A disappointingly good idea from Jean.
  • Mikasa: *grabs the diary* “Jean starred in his school production of Peter Pan. He was a beautiful Tinker Bell.”
  • Jean: It was an all-boys school!
  • Eren: I have an idea. Why don’t we put Jean in there and seal the top so that he suffocates and dies?
  • Historia: For my item I chose a picture of my girlfriend Ymir with a mustache drawn on her face and stink lines coming off her, because she stinks.
  • Sasha: I am submitting this menu from a Wall Rose institution, JJ’s diner, home of the world’s best breakfast dish, the four horse meals of the egg-pork-alypse. Connie loves it too.
  • Armin: And I am submitting this: A brief history of everything that has ever happened since the walls were founded. Not like you get extra credit for this, but I did write it from memory. And for the first time ever it includes a complete list of every official slogan the walls have ever had.
Parks and Recreation Masterpost

Season One

  1. Pilot 
  2. Canvassing 
  3. The Reporter 
  4. Boys’ Club 
  5. The Banquet 
  6. Rock Show

Season Two

  1. Pawnee Zoo 
  2. The Stakeout 
  3. Beauty Pageant 
  4. Practice Date 
  5. Sister City 
  6. Kaboom 
  7. Greg Pikitis 
  8. Ron and Tammy 
  9. The Camel 
  10. Hunting Trip 
  11. Tom’s Divorce 
  12. Christmas Scandal
  13. The Set Up 
  14. Leslie’s House 
  15. Sweetums 
  16. Galentine’s Day 
  17. Woman of the Year 
  18. The Possum 
  19. Park Safety 
  20. Summer Catalog 
  21. Meetings 
  22. Telethon 
  23. The Master Plan 
  24. Freddy Spaghetti

Season Three

  1. Go Big or Go Home 
  2. Flu Season 
  3. Time Capsule 
  4. Ron & Tammy: Part Two 
  5. Media Blitz 
  6. Indianapolis 
  7. Harvest Festival 
  8. Camping 
  9. Fancy Party 
  10. Soulmates 
  11. Jerry’s Painting
  12. Eagleton 
  13. The Fight 
  14. Road Trip 
  15. The Bubble 
  16. Li’l Sebastian

Season Four

  1. I’m Leslie Knope 
  2. Ron & Tammys 
  3. Born & Raised 
  4. Pawnee Rangers 
  5. Meet n Greet 
  6. End of the World 
  7. The Treaty 
  8. Smallest Park 
  9. The Trial Of Leslie Knope 
  10. Citizen Knope 
  11. The Comeback Kid 
  12. Campaign Ad 
  13. Bowling For Votes 
  14. Operation Ann 
  15. Dave Returns 
  16. Sweet Sixteen 
  17. Campaign Shake-Up 
  18. Lucky 
  19. Live Ammo 
  20. The Debate 
  21. Bus Tour 
  22. Win, Lose or Draw

Season Five

  1. Ms. Knope Goes To Washington
  2. Soda Tax 
  3. How a Bill Becomes a Law 
  4. Sex Education 
  5. Halloween Surprise 
  6. Ben’s Parents 
  7. Leslie vs April 
  8. Pawnee Commons 
  9. Ron and Diane 
  10. Two Parties 
  11. Women In Garbage 
  12. Ann’s Decision 
  13. Emergency Response 
  14. Leslie and Ben 
  15. Correspondents’ Lunch 
  16. Bailout
  17. Partridge 
  18. Animal Control 
  19. Article Two 
  20. Jerry’s Retirement 
  21. Swing Vote
  22. Are You Better Off

Season Six

  1. /  2. London
  1. The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic 
  2. Doppelgängers
  3. Gin It Up! 
  4. Filibuster
  5. Recall Vote 
  6. Fluoride
  7. The Cones of Dunshire
  8. Second Chance 
  9. New Beginnings
  10. Farmers Market
  11. Ann and Chris 
  12. Anniversaries 
  13. The Wall
  14. New Slogan 
  15. Galentine’s Day
  16. Prom 
  17. Flu Season 2 
  18. One in 8,000 
  19. /  22.  Moving Up
The Survey Corps Make a Time Capsule p.2
  • Armin: And I am submitting this: A brief history of everything that has ever happened since the walls were founded. Not like you get extra credit for this, but I did write it from memory. And for the first time ever it includes a complete list of every official slogan the walls have ever had.
  • Armin: “Wall Sina: The Paris of The Walls.”
  • Armin: “Trost: The Akron of the south of Wall Rose.”
  • Armin: “Wall Maria: Welcome titans.” After the titans took Shiganshina, the king kind of panicked…
  • Armin: “Shiganshina: The titan invasion capital of Wall Maria.”
  • Armin: “Trost: Welcome Colossal Titan.”
  • Armin: “Wall Rose: Engage with The Walls.” For a brief time, Wall Rose was taken over by a cult.
  • Armin: “Wall Rose: The Walls are dead. Long live The Walls.”
  • Armin: “Wall Rose: It’s safe to be here now.”
  • Armin: “Shiganshina: Birthplace of titan shifter Eren Yeager.”
  • Armin: And Wall Sina’s current slogan. “Wall Sina: first in safety and in obesity.”